Can't be botherted with a timestamp or anything since this picture was taken a few weeks ago, but please rate me body...

Can't be botherted with a timestamp or anything since this picture was taken a few weeks ago, but please rate me body. Would a dude accept me or reject me?

damn i kinda feel hurt now. ppl

Eh

ok

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>Can't be botherted with a timestamp
>damn i kinda feel hurt now. ppl

Stunningly beautiful.

Someone get the faggot a faggot cuz he done faggotd

Dem hips and itty bitty titties. Nearly passed out the speed at which my cock was flooded with blood.

I'd smash a couple times

shoe on head or GTFO

reject

>no head
>no legs

useless fuckmeat

kys

????? Prob fake asf but on the rare chance it isn't. Are you retarded? That's a damn fine body with great shape. Tits could be bigger but they aren't bad by any means

Accept

accept, more tits w/ TIMESTAMP bitch

welcome to the site
don't get lost

I'd probably reject you.

If you're insecure with a body like that it means you have some sort of a mental illness.

need to see feet and asshole to judge properly

you should just call them newfags and be over with it

I won't do a timestamp because im doing homework, but , im not mentally ill. i might have an eating disorder but im not crazy. not only that but i grew up with perfect norwegian bitches that mocked me all the time. maybe thats why.

post feet

proove it show some puss and stop bitching

That body is flawless.
If you want to attention whore just make an account on /gonewild.

Perfectly good in my opinion, people put too much importance on body image, as long as you're not a hugely fat land whale (and sometimes if you are) most guys who aren't virgin sperglords would be totally fine with any kind of body. It's like a dude being insecure if he doesn't have rock hard abs and a lifting body, most (not all) girls don't care. As long as you have a good personality and aren't a hideous beast

oh wow whats a pretty girl like you doing on Sup Forums? i dont know if you could tell, but this place is full of pervs and douche bags, LOL (jk we cool).

well i can't say im unhappy that you're here. after all, we never would have met! :D ...wow that was so cheesy.

anyways, my skype is VisibleBronies if ya wanna add me!

the reason i am on Sup Forums is because as i said, im an insecure piece of shit and am really socially awkard and generally unhappy.

>my skype is VisibleBronies if ya wanna add me!

KEK show fedora pic Bronifag

all good sweetie
maybe a little more trimming down below
might want to consider adding some nip rings just for a little more to grab on to
but other than those minor suggestions
its all good sweetie

was at the doctors today and am gonna go to a psychologist because of my eating disorder and general social anxiety. just wanted to actually see what people think of my body and not just go around assuming things from peoples looks

eat more dick
gets you taken out to dinner so you can
eat more dick

eating disorder solved

now eat MY dick

jokes on you cus im a very confused lesbian haH!

more pictures please. looking sexy.

>im not mentally ill
>im a lesbian

Okay OP.
Post more pics or fuck off

goddamn i might be a bit mentally ill but not schizofrenic or psychotic or anything. i thought mental illness had to be kinda severe to count as a mental illness

This is Sup Forums you slut. Where we accept just about anything under the sun.

i actually have very few photos. this is one from a long time ago when i was into anime and very depressed (ED)

>.....confused lesbian
and that changes nothing
I merely offered an alternative treatment for your eating disorder
didn't ask to marry you
now back to eating my dick, you place or mine?

Depends.
Depression, attention deficit disorder, anorexia, homosexuality are all mental illness to me.

How much do you weight and how tall are you?

if yall can wait i may have some on snapchat that ive saved

Here is my backside

that is not me

Since you have a mental illness, I'd probably ise you and make you feel even worse about yourself.
You would seriously consider suicide if you couldn't serve me.

here's another. that ass above this is not my freaking ass. i wont bother posting more pics now

You start a thread by posting a nude pic of yourself, then you continue by posting the censored one.

Okay, OP.

You haven't answered me.

also, i know i have no tits but whoopdeedoo at least i dont need to wear a bra and suffocate my bobs

that is because that pic is taken from my snap (where i saved it). its not taken now and i only saved the one with the hearts

Why the fuck are you making excuses for everything.
You have a nice pair of tits, and I find it hard to believe you don't need a bra.

I'd fuck

angles are everything

id rather be fucked by a chainsaw

id rather be fucked by a cactus

You have a solid b cup.
You still need a bra for that.

oops posted twice, but yea. u get the message

i honestly dont even know how that boob measuring thing goes, but my boob fits into my hand to say the least. and it also depends on where i am in my routine of weight loss

In a routine of weight loss.
Jesus christ you really are mentally ill.

I'd be concerned for your figure considering you're under weight. Other than that there's nothing wrong with you.

hope the psychologist sees it too. gotta get this paper thing so i can skip gym class (creepy teacher + social anxiety so i cant have gym w people)

How old are you?
You sound pretty underage.

>Would a dude accept me or reject me?

yet another neckbearded basementdweller who sometimes happens to fap to something that is not trap porn.

we're in 2017, in fuckin' 2017, a time where even a Chad would fuck a fuckin' fat nigress, a time where the most crippled and wrecked women have sex at their will.

then, yes, literally every penis out there is at your mercy, as long as you define "accept me" as "have sex with me".

if you instead were searching for love and romance, then you just did the wrongest of the wrong wrongdoings -- exposing your private parts to fap addicts who will forget you as soon as they'll find some other nudepic on this very same board

but yea, as you can see the first pic i had smaller teets but in the second they're slightly bigger + angle...

And of course he's gonna see it like that.
It took me one look at your picture to see it.

You're just my type, love your chest

i cant say anything or else all of u + me would be fuckd probably

Fair enough.
Do you have kik or something?

>jk
MFW

8/10 very very nice

sorry

Eh It's alright.
I just needed more pics to fap to.

I'd rather be fucked by a cactsaw

exactly

i think the thread is gonna be pRUUNED soon. my last questions is what to do if my nails are thin and almost transparent and have waves/bumps

Nobody gives a shit.
Also, the thread is at the page 3, it's not going anywhere.

whoever this is, i find the photo sexy as hell. not buying that this person would be lacking confidence.