Open door to your room see this on your bed what do?
Open door to your room see this on your bed what do?
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Moonwalk right the fuck out
Cream pie
Wear two rubbers to be sure and never tell anyone what i fucked...
Grab the trusty ol' flamethrower
Rawdog and dump a gallon of cum in that pig
Give the whale directions back to the ocean, because it is obviously lost.
I'd wreck it... thricely.
Tight little pussy
Welp, been a while since I had hambeast, might as well
call the police
Fuck...Tell no one.
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She Mexican or what?
Don condom and fuck her good and proper till she passes out
Excuse me miss I'm gonna need you to pop a titty in my mouth ASAP or I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave
Puke
ew wtf? i'd do a 360 and walk out
360 would have you walking straight into the landwhale.
>being this new
Get the harpoon gun and end it
Summer is over.
What are you still doing here child?
i like fat pussy
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Stop larping. This hamplanet is not fuckable. Where did you even get this pic? Some peta "save the whales" page?
No from your mom's phone.