Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread

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For a white girl, nice ass.

Titty bitch

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I want that ass bouncing off my lap

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Dubs logged
Throat clogged

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My bitch face, dyke queen. Come edge me?

for my irish friend

She looks like a heroin addict.

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SUch an impressive body that's teasing me. Come on, show me those tits

So...

nah

Well tough, I already have been for hours

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Las time I'd asked if she is a lesbian, I was banned here for 3 days for disclosing personal information.

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then why even ask

Fuck, Kate, come on. Let me see, let me fuck them and enjoy them

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Because you actually doing it, whilst giving me a bitchy looking expression, would be hot as fuck

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Fuck yes, glorious, good girl. Stroking so hard now

me? not rather her?

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Her, you as her.
K stew is

I'm about to blow to kate, user

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i´d rather have her as her tbh.

The she can get to edging me then.

I don't care if they're nigger fuckers, I'd wreck the fuck out of the Jenner sisters.

Fucking blown, thanks user

Fuck yes.

ok

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give me Lorde's ass

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Best Emma

Pledges, I have an announcement to make: I've cut down to one opm pill already started today. Had 1 after 24 hours. Aren't you proud of my efforts to heal myself?

agreed

Asap Rocky fucked Kendall Jenner.

And he fucked Kylie too.

Cutie

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Baggy eyes, elf ears, blank expression, oh yeah!

Def would bang/10.

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Wow, tits looking killer in that dress

Fapfapfap

Dirt bags

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I want to cover her soles in thick creamy cum

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>ywn make queso fresco from her milk

Hillary visits the Jewess Queen seeking power tips to improve come next election.

> Okay, first thing, can you be less than a hundreds years old?

I want my tongue down her crack into her slightly larger than normal (due to BBC) asshole

No one going to mention Kendall Jenner's fucked up toes?

>not knowing to greentext
>2012+5
smells like newfag from leddit

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>calling people newfag from "leddit"
What an awfully recent (newfag) thing to do. People didn't do that when I was on here 7~ years ago

Kendall is a goddess, body so tight it should have it's own religion

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Oh look another celeb thread...like it isn’t posted 100X a day every fucking day.

HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER THIS FLESHY FEATURE FORMERLY YOUR FIANCE FLOPS FASTENED TO MY PHALLUS CONDOM-LIKE FULLY ENGORGED FINISHED FINALLY A BURSTING BALLOON OF VISCERA SPEWING GULLET GLOOPING WHITE BILE UPON YOU WHILE MY MAMMOTH'S TUSK VENTRILOQUIZES HER MAW MOUTHING:
"You're gonna like the way you look. I can't guarantee it enough, I love eating salty cakes too"

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Is it true she has a shit fetish?

HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER THIS FLESHY FEATURE FORMERLY YOUR FIANCE FLOPS FASTENED TO MY PHALLUS CONDOM-LIKE FULLY ENGORGED FINISHED FINALLY A BURSTING BALLOON OF VISCERA SPEWING GULLET GLOOPING WHITE BILE UPON YOU WHILE MY MAMMOTH'S TUSK VENTRILOQUIZES HER MAW WHISPERING SOFTLY INTO YOUR EAR:
"You're gonna like the way you look. I can't guarantee it enough, I love eating salty cakes too"

HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER THIS FLESHY FEATURE FORMERLY YOUR FIANCE FLOPS FASTENED TO MY PHALLUS CONDOM-LIKE FULLY ENGORGED FINISHED FINALLY A BURSTING BALLOON OF VISCERA SPEWING GULLET GLOOPING WHITE BILE UPON YOU WHILE MY MAMMOTH'S TUSK VENTRILOQUIZES HER MAW MOUTHING OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP AT 03:34 AM:
"You're gonna like the way you look. I can't guarantee it enough, I love eating salty cakes too"

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sheldon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon’s existential catchphrase “Bazinga,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorre’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal kid.

Yeah, we all did it with her last thursday. There was poop everywhere bro

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Actually, it's not a meme, kiddo. It's an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.

The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.

Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.

But both of these interpretation of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it's brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn't share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.

So what does Andy's Log mean?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sheldon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon’s existential catchphrase “Bazinga,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorre’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.

A wild breeding sow appears.

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The ride never ends

HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER THIS FLESHY FEATURE FORMERLY YOUR FIANCE FLOPS FASTENED TO MY PHALLUS CONDOM-LIKE FULLY ENGORGED FINISHED FINALLY A BURSTING BALLOON OF VISCERA SPEWING GULLET GLOOPING WHITE BILE UPON YOU WHILE MY MAMMOTH'S TUSK VENTRILOQUIZES HER MAW MOUTHING:
"You're gonna like the way you look in the next 126 years I guarantee it."

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical Sup Forumstards head. There’s also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from AHS and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal kiddo. Mwah! Smoochies

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