#SurrendAir

Why is my country a fucking meme


twitter.com/policescotland/status/733945612618600448
>Coming soon to an air weapon near you – a licence. So, if you have an air weapon, license it or #SurrendAir it:

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Show you care, surrender that air.

Oh man... lil Scott with his bb gun is now a criminal because he didn't surrendAIR his gun. Kek

it really is that they want a totalitarian system

Prove your mettle.
Surrender that nettle.

Just don't risk it.
Chuck that biscuit.

Please somebody mercy kill us. Please.

Tear us apart like soft bread, break our bones up like ryvita.

Stove my head in with your kind boots please sir.

>Chuck that biscuit.

Blimey mate I'd be careful or they'll have you in for inciting violence

Mine are high-visibility safety shurikens fortunately. I'm pretty sure they give you a suspended sentence of only twenty-five years for these bad boys.

Wait, are you saying you have air weapons?

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FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS