Why did mother nature leave men's testies out to hang? Seems like a dangerous place to have something to valuable

Why did mother nature leave men's testies out to hang? Seems like a dangerous place to have something to valuable.

they need to be cooled and that wouldn't be possible if they were inside our body

Because that way they are below average body temperature.

Cooling reasons. Sperm dies when it's at full body temperature. (According to some a hot bath will kill any sperm in your balls, but i wouldn't count on that.) On the other hand sperm does not like too cold either and mother nature therefore added a shrinkeable ballsack.

the testes need to be at a good temperature so the sperm doesn't die, when it's too hot they drop to cool themselves down so the sperm isn't cooked, they go back upwards and sometimes go completely back inside the body to get warm again.

cooling. like you put beer into a bag in the water on a boat trip.

How the fuck do you not know that?

sperm could have been made more resilient. shouldn't be more difficult than the other solution.

There's a number of things on our body which didn't evolve the easy and logical way. Our eyes for instance still stem from our ancestors past in the oceans. A much more logical way would be the type of eyes insects have which are much better adapted to living in our habitat.

idiot cums are made in the lungs don't you know anything about psychology?

Because women need something to play with while they suck the cock

or gay guys.

Answers that give no answers. Why does it need to be cooler. Why can't sperm just deal with the heat of its own body? What kind of retarded biological design makes it's method of reproduction get harmed by the body itself? Why does the pain response make survival more difficult than less? Why can't we turn off pain? Why can't we just tell our bodies to regrow a lost arm or leg? Why don't we have full control over our biological functions? Why why why? Because the human body is retarded and INFERIOR!!!!! I for one am all for the cybernetic revolution. The removal of my eyes, penis, teeth, nose, ears, arms, and legs will make me superior to simple fat worthless sacs of mam meat that is the human race

to keep them cool

/r/ing head banger gif

should've paid attention in school you fucking retard

Because evolution doesn't only result in useful features, sometimes evolution fixes the problems created by unfavorable developments which cannot be reversed.

why don't you open a ticket, fag.

So humans just suck is what your saying. We should give up because humans are the soda that was flavored tomato. We're the extension cord designed to shock you when you plug it in, the pants with a button inside the crotch the socks with no toes the sunglasses with frames that magnify the sun's rays. Hair gel that acts like conditioner and bacon with 0 percent fat content. Bread that doesn't rise meat with no juice and 80 percent bone. We're the television subscription that only gives us "BET, msnbc, and OWN". We're a burger without condiments or cheese and the bun gives you e.coli. the house with termites and 2 bedrooms that are 4X4 feet with a bathroom the size of Milwaukee and 9 refrigerators but no freezer. We are shit. Concentrated, useless, inferior, shit

Then evolution is meaningless and we should fix the problems ourselves. Otherwise what's the point of trying?

>implying we're not hard at work to do exactly that

Evolution isn't meaningless, but you've gotta get the notion out of your head that evolition necessarily improves living beings.
Evolution improves a living beings chances of procrastinating, if a miss-development didn't hamper the procrastination it's not un-done.
For that reason whales have hip bones which they don't need anymore. They simply weren't in the way of eating and breeding.

>So humans just suck is what your saying.
No, but we shouldn't get the idea that we're perfectly adapted for our habitat - especially because it changes fast. Evolutionary speaking we stepped out of the rainforest yesterday - evolution takes thousands of years to get results. We are the dominant species on our planet which gives us a certain advantage, but genetic alteration of humans could fix some aperrent problems. On the other hand we should stard by finding out what our body actually does, because we really don't know a lot about it.

>genetic alteration of humans could fix some aperrent problems. On the other hand we should stard by finding out what our body actually does, because we really don't know a lot about it.
>On the other hand

these aren't opposing sides
one has to precede the other

stop asking stupid questions gtfo

>human suck for having balls.
>not realising that all land based male mammals have exposed balls.

Fuck off back to your own planet reptilian scum, stop being jealous that we evolved to have body heat regulation to live and the ability to consume non protien based organisms

>retarded and inferior
You're living proof of that.

inferior to what exactly?

Having exterior testes allows the body to adjust the temperature at will. If its cold they retract, if its warm they hang lower.

Pain is a signal meant to tell you that something is wrong. If you couldn't feel pain then you could be on fire and not even know, obviously resulting in death.

The human body is incredibly complex, and our body simply does not have the capacity control such a regrowth. It would result in all kinds of defects that you might be better off without.

even with a cybernetic body, you will still be limited by the same problems. And might even create new ones such as your human brain not having the capacity for these new unnatural upgrades.

Is it surgically possible to have your testes put inside? If you're not worried about having kids, could they be put up in the abdomen like ovaries are? No worries about a hit in the nuts, while still keeping the little testosterone factories.

sperm dies at body temperature

evolution , the more resistent sperm guy didnt have big balls, ladies though he was shit tier. Little did they know he had god sperm. He didnt get laid. Was killed by some neanderfuck with super big balls.

well shit dude , all youhave is questions. why cant you google anything, why are you so dumb, why will you always be this way????

some questions we will never know the answer to

Well evolution still goes one. 10000 years ago we were probably all as dumb as you. But many like you died. Why are you still here? I thought we killed off the homoerectus a long time ago. Dont let me catch you on the street you rabid animal.

thats wrong , evolution is only meaning ... think man think . you are not trying you are just whining. You aint going to do anything about it. lelz

With a little practice and playing with yourself, you can do this yourself. In fact, pushing the balls up and tying off the scrotum so they could not decend again used to be a popular form of birth control.

Biochem Major here, evolution is random and has no point. The only reason "useful" or "stupid" features get passed on is because the organism with the original mutation went on to breed and then passed it on to their offspring.