Identifying Old Sup Forumsiticians when their young thread #2

I'll start with one that will stump quite a number of you.

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Mr. 711 and Tortoise Man

Ike

lazy stare and the trippin balls cuck

You won't see this one coming.

That kind of dopey face just doesn't go away does it?

The old portrait suggests early 20th century
Obv a mil uniform
Probably a president
The eyes say Ike

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Asterix & Obelix

eisenhower

Perfect legs.

rappin aids man

Mitt

Crooked & Corpse

Bill and the Hill

Daddy Tortoise

OH
MY
GOD

KING BILL

OF

THE

HILL

This is Billy

This is a bit unrelated but is there something like anonymous politicians? As in you never know what they look or sound like, their race, gender, age or sexuality. The only thing you can base them on is their policies.

I'm sorry you can't see this one.

smee?

Lbj

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McCain?

How can one man be so based?

Billy

Hungry man.

Barack Obama and Condoleezza Rice

Kek

ISN'T THIS JUST CRAZY, GOLLY

Douchey

Is JFK the most handsome male politician we have had?

Nixon post-Watergate when he had gone JUST, and Kasich

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Teddy Roosevelt

dead dad

You can tell they fucked after whatever they were doing in that photograph

This one isn't a Sup Forumsitician.

It's our arch nemesis in every definition

this is a good one.

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pelosi

Bro it's obviously Ted Kennedy

Mark Twain

>skinny fat weakling who would get mocked if he went out shirtless

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bushes?

god damn it yeb

Eisenhower is a degenerate int-j

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he's up there

Al Franken.

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Stephen Hawking. Guy's shit at golf by the way, he lied about his handicap

Mitch McConnell

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IRISH MASTER RACE; GET FUCKED GERMANS

that is def TR, he had those muttonchops around the time he was at Harvard.

Columba Bush

El Rato?

you'll never guess this one, folks

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No, I'm happy nobody can Google search that bad boy because I had to edit it from it original format which was a highschool game show with his name right down below his arms.

So he really did favor polka dot ties all his life?

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was he in LIFE back in the day? funny.

when it comes to beauty, youth is basically cheating

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Ben Shillpiro

Couldn't be Soros?

Ben was born in '84, dude.

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Rand

Who is this fine Aryan?

No to both.

He is Jewish, that's all that I was point out.
And Democrat.

"So you're on the swim team at Wellesley? Good! You can catch a ride home with my brother Teddy later then."

wow. didn't see it at all

Jim Webb

Biden?..

man of the decade

FDR

Schumer

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Germany should thank this fucker for everything...but I bet no German poster knows who it is without looking it up.

Good guess. They've both killed a man. It's actually not a politician so feel free to google.

Dead Eye Dickhead

I should have posted that image with

>that look her her eye
>YOU
>JUST
>KNOW

FD-fucking-R ready to chad out.

that was my guess too but OP's hint was "not a politician"

Oy vey

Patton

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Sup Forumsitician is not politician dipshit

Here's one. On the left.

Sadman Hussein

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Ol man Commisar Hernie Bernie

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i doubt it, they probably did a photo bio of him in the 90s or something

CARL THE KEK TRYING TO BE OLD TIME HIPSTER