>be browsing Sup Forums on mobile (Clover) >casually guffawing at shitposts and rekt threads >download that pic of that guy with tape on his dick and a real dead baby shoed halfway up his asshole >cant stop laughing about it, in tears
>the next morning
>get breakfast >drive to work >do work >colleague asks if i can take a picture of him and his buddy for a LinkedIn profile picture >yeah sure whatever faggot >take the picture >>"Thanks, user! Lets see it" >i go to my gallery, completely dumbfounded and forgetful of the picture of a dude with a fucking dead baby shoved in his asshole >show him the photo i took >the fucking faggot swipes left for no fucking reason at all (maybe he thought i took several pics)
>i instantly spill spaghetti across every cubic centimetre of my office >>"A-user, what the f-fuck..." >im fucked. im so fucked. this is it, goodbye job and life >"h-heh uh yea um a virus..." >instead of trying to play it off cool or some shit i run away from the fag as far as possible >go to boss's office >tell him i need to pick up my son because he hurt himself at school >>"You have a son?" >i do not have a son. im a fucking loser virgin >fuk >tell him i like to keep work and family seperate >he lets me leave, cool boss
and here i am on Sup Forums again, worrying about that fag telling the big cheese about this shit
its a fucked up picture, one of you fags might probably have it (i deleted it). imagine some normie faggot seeing that shit in your fucking place of work. im shaking.
Daniel Collins
>>i do not have a son. im a fucking loser, friendless, unemployed virgin
Fixed
Adrian Gomez
play it off as you dont know what it was and you panicked, premumably you had a friend borrow your phone for a call and apparently wanted to troll you by doing that shit.
thing is tho, by betaing the fuck out of that office made the whole thing worse as you probably wont get the chance of defending your reputation now.
Andrew Martinez
presumably*
William Sanders
how fucking stupid are you to download it down to your phone tho.
Thomas Wilson
cuz it was funny
Hunter Reyes
There's not much they can do about it if you say it was a virus.
Ethan Green
You're fucked mate, your boss will know, he will check your FB and Twitter, he will ask your friends.
Then he will call one day and say the words you have been dreading... "Stop fucking lying about shit that didn't happen at work"
Owen Rogers
lol as if anyone's gonna believe that, have you ever had a virus deliver an edgy pic to your phone? i've sure as hell never even heard of such virus from friend and etc.
you actually think its just all about keeping his job? he still has to work there every day you know.
Nathan Ramirez
This guy is right. OP fucked up by panicing and leaving.
Ethan Ross
Meh he's probably just afraid of you now.
Nicholas Richardson
i recongize that fucking kid. what is his name?
Aiden Campbell
You know that's not a real pic right?
Michael Gray
My dad had a virus one time that was continuously downloading porn on to his computer. Unless he's lying to us
John Rivera
Post the pic OP
David Lewis
...
Wyatt Sullivan
He deleted it he said
Kevin Price
you handled that poor as fuck, you deserve to be fired for your actions
Colton Rodriguez
someone post the pic
Mason Russell
whoa. I had that exact experience at work today, except I was the one who wanted the picture taken, what a crazy coincidence, your experience is probably unrelated though, but you've inspired me to snitch on my coworker, thanks OP!
Jose Rivera
wierd, i have such a virus right now on my pc. oddly convienient tho but i definately do not watch porn.
Elijah Jenkins
I mean, technically there's nothing they could legally do. Fuck it!
Camden Watson
I would not worry if I were you. If it gets to the boss you shall do the following. 1. Find good excuse, stayed with friends, being a prank victim, etc. If it gets to losing jobs than it's discrimination as what you have in u r phone is confidential, the guy didn't have permision to check u r phone, if he fires you for having a pic in u r phone u can get him fired as well for discrimation. Simple as
Joseph Phillips
This guy gets .
James Russell
Why the fuck does your camera save to your download folder?
Gavin Nguyen
dont worry about getting fired. worry about everyone at work talking shit about you. fucking weirdo.
Jaxon Stewart
Fuck off normal faggot.
Ethan Walker
the legalities doesn't fucking matter lol ofc he is not gonna get fired for it. however people will be talking, stop trusting him and second guess everything he does and say because they know he is fucked in the head.
