W-welcome to General Help with Alice 3D!

W-welcome to General Help with Alice 3D!
The only c-current OC on Sup Forums if you d-don't like traps AND have an untreated mental illness!

Ask m-me anything at all, I'm h-here to help!

retard

Tip of the day: Smoke as much tobacco as possible

Hey Alice, would it be okay to make a rhetorical analysis over just the underdevelopedness of the argument you are analyzing?

Thicc meaty ham puss

how do I become a good person?
h-how to help people? >

*blinks* W-what?

S-sure

Should I get a girlfriend or a hookup, which is better? 21 year old good looking male asking
I love you btw alice

kys

hey dollface. what should I eat for dinner?

why do all my friends and girlfriends leave me whats wrong with me?

Page count

You ever play PUBG?

why the double letters?

Depends on the motive!

Depends on a lot of things actually. Goodness is subjective and help can be interpreted many different ways.

Correct!

Depends, what's your experience so far?

*smiles softly* First you s-should focus on yourself, Mamimi.

I w-would recommend a girlfriend d-dear

how's nano doing?

will you show tits?

No c-clue what you mean

thats not very nice user :/
I know I should but... I really want to help people... ._.
I used to be really nasty to people and I want to make up for that by helping people now...

tits or gtfo dumb slut

I'd say something more substantial than just a 1-off. But, honestly it depends on what you're looking for yourself. If you want something long-term you would just be let down by a 1 night stand. On the other hand if you are looking for that one night you'd end up hurting someone who wanted more. Figure out what you want first.

Nope

hello hello! I see a pup!

why don't you get a real job/life instead of rp as a shitty trap therapist on Sup Forums, entertains retards and giving shitty opinions you label advice ?

well are you male or female?

why not? :(

Are traps g-gay?

Jokes aside: you bought me a cheap game or two on steam when I didn't have a debit card and I just want to say thanks and I'm glad we are friends on steam

i-i'm trans...

>have an untreated mental illness!
what if there's no mental illness? why you raciss against healthy peepoles?

just talk to people be friendly etc

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See? They make you look cool

Be sure not to harm unintentionally. That is a good first step.

no dick pic?

H-help yourself, then help others when you c-can stand on your own

That's admirable for sure, but the reason you work on yourself first is so you give the best you you can have to others .
E>

Hey, Alice. I love you.

T-then feel free to not come here!

I d-don't think so, crab.

Don't h-have a dick.

Will you look at that. Another trap thread

I'm the guy who asked about gf or hookup, that's actually a good point, I'll aim for a gf, thank you Alice :)

but I do, I need your help

First time seeing you, but you look like a fun person OP

What is with people intentionally typing in a stutter? I mean really, what the hell.

I l-love you too

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should i remove my Piercings i have 9 i really like them but they do limit my dating Options

Just breathe air until the demons are gone
Just drink water until the demons are gone
Just dig earth until the demons are gone
Then we can burn fire forever
For the demons will have found their homeI wasn't ready boys arent supposed to do that it bled so much plungers arent dildos
Children's lives are sacred
Nah blah back sheep

>Resistance isn't futile
Never gonna give you up
Don't mutilate genitals
>This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this.
I am drinking dragonfruit mega c
>Celebrating women's form accepted
>Modifying body to resemble women's for superficial reasons unacceptable
I would fuck her right in the pussy
>This is depiction of children having sex
>i have fapped to worse
This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it
> no way whiteboi
Jist use your fist
Poor penis enlargement victims
Wow r34 gets me hards
>i love roleplaying
Whatever's healthy
>get help suicides never am option
Get help we love you
I support trump
Love
Trust
The bad guys cant beat us with those things
I need help
You're doing Gods work user, keep helping?

OwO
M-my stutter. Oh it-it only happens when I'm flattered.

Baaahh, what do you know!

what

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funny bitch, thanks for the laughs

wheres reimoo

>What is on y-your mind?

Right now? Feeling a little depressed for no real reason. But those days happen, I'll be fine.

>sociopathy

S-sorry, not a trap

>T-then feel free to not come here!
that' doesn't answer the queshun

you could get retainers if it bothers someone you're with.

you read the text in a different type of voice when it has a st-stutter.
helps with the fantasy.
i'm guessing
>inb4

S-she is at work

Finishing up my Assosciate's degree in a few months, then transferring to a 4 year school (from a community college). Should I take out student loans or work my way through the 4 year school like I am now with the 2 year?

My only concern is that I wont get the full college experience if I live off campus and only have class 3 days a week and work the rest. Thanks Aneki

okay...
what do i do if someone really needs my help though?

like my gf needs my help a lot b-but... i can never help her much because i'm too dumb to be able to... ._.

Alice, I'm always awkward and overthink what I'm saying when I start a conversation with anyone, male or female. What do?

goddamn this is the second time ive seen you and ill ask again, are you autistic

Yeah I don't know I was just guessing with that reply.

its dosent really bother the people im with but it can be a pain sometimes the retainers idea seems good ill probably do that

Well do you want college "experience" or do you want to not have the burden of paying back a debt? The work experience is a plus coming out of graduation of course, but it's up to what you personally value more

FAT BISH U GOT DOWNS

alice is a MOD she killed the last thread when ppl stared to post proof that she is a guy!

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oh ok
can you tell her to accept my steam friend request when she gets back? she told me she might draw something yesterday

hey alice, whats the thing you hate most in life and why do you hate it ?

alice in wonderland is the only good alice

what an ugly dog!

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kek, you caught teh mads

Hello friend

Because he is a fucking knob end

>Admits to being retarded
>Claims it's a tranny
Might as well give up now faggot you'll end up in the 40% soon anyways.

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I'm working right now in the field that I'm getting my degree in (computer science and I'm working at a place and also took a field study class at the college to get credits for it).

I feel like the loans won't be that bad and once I get out I could repay them (will have Comp. Sci. degree with emphasis in Computer security), since the 4 year college is a public one

Can you show us more of yourself?

nah, he has a penis

ay UK !

Oh m-my, AND a Jill.

This is a p-pretty financial question to ask actually!

Okay. Here's what you need to figure out: How much is it WORTH to you to live on campus and focus SOLELY on school work. That's not a question I can answer, but I CAN answer the OPPOSITE question: How much would it COST to take out student loans.

So, we need a few variabillies:
1. Total amount of the loan (AKA, 2-4 years of school)
2. Total interest rate on the loan(s) you will take out
3. How much you can pay them down during your time in college
4. Your expected salary coming out of college.

S-so, any amount you pay DURING college will pay down the principle. So your actual amount of debt coming OUT of college will be total amount - total pay during in college. Let's call this X.

Coming OUT of college, you will be able to pay a specific amount each month, after you get a job, which is based on your expected salary. Assume you can pay 1/20th your years salary on your loan.

Now we simply need an exponential function to determine how long it will take you to pay off that loan, which you can google.

That will give you the expected cost of going to college, and how long you'll be in debt. You then compare that to how much you value a good college experience, et voila! Your answer!

its a trap only ask if you want dick.

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no because shes a pussy and scared to show her ugly face

why is the pasta black? o:

wtf are you trying to say, faggot?

home coming date dipped on me. What do?

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*blinks* W-well, what have you done so far

Hi hi Alice! How are ya?

there are some that a lot easier to hide than others. septum retainers can completely hide in your nose and no one will see them unless they're looking for it.

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Alicie please share the pic where you're using swimsuit, or any user if they have it

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the word is bellend

get an "escort" which is hotter to make all the bitches their jelly
then leave with one of the jelly bitches and fuck her stupid if the escort wont put out (or asks for monies to put out)

Thanks Aneki