I'm currently high Sup Forums. It's past 1 am and the voices of two chicks are coming from the room right next to mine in the dorm. I've saw them before. Two petite girls. They always stay in the same fucking room, might be lesbians but they don't seem like it. So anyways,
Dubs decide what do. Try to keep it "doable" please.
Shameless self-bump
No one?
You dissapoint me, my dudes.
Go talk to them.
rayp
tell them to have a good night then kys
Don't care if it's dubs or not, talk to them or regret it forever.
Leave them alone, don't do anything
Knock on their door and when they answer say "It's pizza time!"
Tell them that you have a big dick
slip a note under the door which reads "tits or gtfo"
OP here, seems like a good idea. If not dubs for some time I'll do it.
rape them both kill them while doing it throw them out the window and GET
Then who was camera?
Scream "I'm a rubber chicken" and jump out of the window.
tell them you know a great knock knock joke, but they have to start
Please kill me
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Put a white sheet over your head, then knock on the door. When they answer, start twerking while screaming "looora looora looora,looora looora lie! I'm a fucking nigger, please rape me in the eye!".
Rool
get drunk and vomit on their carpet
Have you come up with that yourself?
roll for what nigga.
roll
Ask for a threesome
I said doable, faggots.
yell "op is a faggot" right outside their door
ask them over for drinks
tell them about the many reasons why India will be a superpower by 2020
kek
show them this thread