How to speak spanish?

How to speak spanish?

Chupa la pija primero

esp fro mi red jajajaja

taco taco arriba muchacho

end every sentence with S
make sure to sound as faggy as possible

> Implying
This coming from gaytaly

No se puede aprender el idioma si sos chino.

>ola me iamo park pong ping soi koleano donde benden kalne de lata?

you need to be nigger at first

Steps:

1.) Start with a serious Latin language, like French.

2.) Suffer brain damage from acute trauma, disease, or genetic inheritance

3.) Develop an ambiguous sense of sexual orientation

4.) Speak

5.) Congratulations, you are now a proficient Spanish speaker!

rude

anime and duolingo

this

First rule of Spanish

If you use tu, eres and vosotros you are likely

a) a fag
b) retarded

comment parles-tu francais?

See some spanish movies, that's how i learned english (with a little german accent, thanks Arnold)

This
Once you become semi fluent we will banter you 24/7 because you can't say the R, unless you're a slav

As an American what's the easiest way for me to learn Spanish?

Take classes, stay away from CHIs, stick to people born outside of the US

Most CHIs say formal Spanish classes are useless

fuck off ch*cano

Yeah because they speak a bastardised version of an already autistic language

>3

Absolutely fundamental step.

what about puerto ricans?

1. learn Italian
2. participate in a 100 man gay orgy
3. speak

Chicano

Please tell me more of your experiences with Chicanos, an*lo dog

el koreANO AJAJAKAJAKAJAKAJAJAJ

So... Only Central America, Argentina and Chile are not fags?

>implying I didn't grow up in Murrica

Yeah I'll take a cheesy gordida crunch with a side of cheesy fiesta potatoes

Tu hermana me la pela, Nigel.
Salu2

pero uff ke rico trapito KDJALSKJDKLASJDLASJL

Nice hypocrisy.
>American mutt living in the UK talking about a bastardized language

Los trapos son gay, Hoja

tu gfa
rola ese pack mamu xD
#hailgrasa :V preparense para ser atacados por la grasa >:v la grasa no morira jamas!

I wouldn't touch your sister even if it meant killing all ch*canos....wouldn't want to sully my anglo genes with your subhuman filth.
hmmmmmm really made me think

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Obviously a bait but i still mad

>get mouth cancer
>Speak
Congratulations

Learn it.

Don´t even think about it. Theirs is probably the worst dialect.
CHE BOLUDO

U can come here, lots of chicks yo will get my dear kimchi san
>chileans GTFO

>Faggy as possible
>Italy

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What those bastarda speak is hardly even spanish tho

a la mierda los grazozoz, hail legion hsbc xddd xxd

decent Spanish, but we sometimes use to much slangs and Spanglish. Venezuelan and Colombian (as long it not "paisa") should be good.

Why do you want to learn the official language of shitposting and autism?

Que pendejini salio el italianini

Pic related

Mexico doesn't use Vosotros lmao

you just answer you question

spaniards dislike the chinos because they dont have a soul and we have lot of soul so we are incompatible

The first rule is, "no matter which accent you learn, people WILL complain about it". Same deal with Portuguese.