Hey user. What's the most fucked up/sick/twisted thing you've ever done that you can only tell Sup Forums?

Hey user. What's the most fucked up/sick/twisted thing you've ever done that you can only tell Sup Forums?

Cause someone to commit suicide.

Murder.

your mom

Put a wet spoon into the sugar

if true, story please

sorry but judging by your pic, I call bullshit

classic

That's fucked up yo, why the fuck are you even here?

intentional infant death by "neglection"

i do not regret it

>Dead nigger storage

i did this on purpose

I don't believe ya

>went to give a stool sample once
>they give you a small plastic bowl to poop in
>give you a comically small plastic spoon
>had cashews the past few nights
>chunks of cashews in my feces
>spoon a few pieces in
>fat found in my stool samples
>they think my gall bladder is broken

I started the banana threads.

Jerked off in church. Pants off, sitting in one of those kids chairs. Shot on a childrens bible and wiped the head on a blanket. Best cum of my life

My first was in 2012. She was amazing, but with her I realized my mistakes and corrected my methods. I disposed of her easily but man was I dum. I used a machine we use at work called the "chomper" and it worked swell but when her arms legs and head were severed...boy was it a mess. Then let's just say I recycled her (kept some hair). Cleaning up all the blood was a surprise though, as I found myself getting hard once I sloshed it around with the mop.

true I feel u

Hair, it was beautiful. Don't know why but the smell still makes me cry sometimes.

I said a bad word.

I had a threesome with my aunt and uncle when I was 13.

Not something I bring up at the table, but also not something I'm overly ashamed of.

What the fuck! You fucked your aunt and uncle!? At 13? Ha, you're great, im sleeping sound tonight

>be me, 13
>play cello
>got a rehearsal, boring af
>start rubbing my lil dick against the instrument
>couldn't play as well for like 5min, but finally I came
>feelsgoodman.jpg

Heres what a i posted from Sup Forums, hopefully OP won't mind I cursed more people than him with the game: Hey Sup Forums, I'm going to post the 3 rules of ...

The Soul Game:

Don't walk past mirrors in the dark.

Don't leave any doors open to your room when you go to sleep.

Side Note: A creak means you’re falling behind, a rustle means you’ve almost lost. When the lights go down, hopefully you won’t see the dark shadow standing in the corner of the room. Hopefully you won't hear it breathing as your eyes shut and you begin to drift off. And if you hear a bang? Well, hopefully you never hear a bang.

Oh and rule 3: Once you know all three rules you are a player.

You win by telling more people about the game, than the person you told you about it, that would be me. I'm free you faggots.

>drove home drunk in my neighborhood at 3am
>hit woman walking her dog
>thinking IRL, a woman walking her dog at 3am???
>nobody around
>stuff her body in my trunk, fuck the dog
>take her home
>she's reported missing a week later
>cut her into disposable pieces for 2-3 years
to this day, haven't been caught

was it fun?

I got drunk, and had sex multiple times. It was an underaged, Sup Forums fuelled dream come true.

I'll be seeing them again this weekend. Maybe they'll want a reunion.

I once stole my moms pot and smoked it at my friends house and when his dad came and yelled at me I blew it in his face and he ran screaming. He was allergic.

Sitting here, taking coke, when my gf is a sleep in the bedroom not knowing a thing.

this board is for people above 18 nigger

My sister and I had sex on and off when we were preteens to mid teens.

Sneaked into my middle school's computer lab and i stole a computer during the school holidays. I was in highschool at the time. There no cameras but the alarm went off.

i once fuckd my self wiht my moms dildo

Are you male or female?

My sister used to do that.

Had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

I put silicone lube all over the stairs in my apartment complex. The fat girl living above broke her thigh bone straight through the flesh and due to complications ended up needing the leg amputated.

male

wtf

mods

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>Had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Sick fuck. MODS!!!

Hey...MODS!!!!

mods, is that a kind of cookie?

you sir.... you are twisted! how can you live with yourself?!?!

wow you guys are norms

Why is there cum all over your shitty mask? Do you work at a glory holes?

Just yesterday I killed my cat summer and then raped her dead body

My family has no idea

what else did you expect?

Here you go, less scary for you.

I've only dated black women for my entire life

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Have a skullfucking fetish.

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Back when we were kids my sister and her gf got nekkid and ran around the house, I held her gf pussy for a second, she was not happy.

lol

Blood fetish actually. Something about fluid coming out of them is just so satisfying. Whether its piss, cum, vomit, but the red is what gets me going. Might try skull fucking, havnt thought of that yet...thanks

When I used to live with my ex girlfriend and her mother, I had to work the evening shift from like 330-12am...and my girlfriend would generally work 9-5 and same with her mother...often times I would be alone in the house just watching TV...during these times I would go into her mother's room and look inside the hamper. I would see her mother's white Hanes Her Way panties and I would often sniff the crotch parts and the ass part and they would smell glorious...one time when I was alone I had found 3 of her dirty white Hanes Her Way panties and covered my face with crotch and asshole parts and I one of the crotch parts underneath my nose and all I could smell was her pussy/pissy scent and I remember her scent was stuck in my moustache for a while...after that I was hooked on to everything about my ex's mother...I sniffed panties, dirty socks, her work slacks(sometimes those smelled like ass), her bras (smelled like sweat sometimes) and every single pair of panties...

After we broke up, about 2 weeks later, my ex called me and said she was horny and wanted me to come by...I really didn't want until I realized if I did I could steal a pair of the white Hanes Her Way panties that belonged to her mother...so I went and dealt with my disgusting ex and I pretended that I left something in the living room...and instead I walked into her mother's room and went to the hamper...took a pair of her panties stuck it in my bag...I then watched my ex get undressed...looked one last time and at her pussy and anus and said I can't do this shit and just left...I was disgusted by my ex and her lack of hygiene but her mother was amazing

>On middle school field trip to the beach alsway
>See faggot who always beat me up digging sand tunnel...by himself.
>Jumpd on top to make it collapse
>Figure he would get a mouth full of sand and he would never find out it was me
>He ended up suffocating
>Death ruled accidental

Ha

That reminds me of something
>be me
>in music class
>we all get sheet music
> one friend takes sheet of paper, puts the edge on his palm, starting at the point between the thumb and index finger
>drags that shit across his hand as hard as possible
> blood all over hands
> "user what the fuck"
>"idk I wanted to see what happened"
> he didn't even fucking wince

too bad this guy wasn't at that concert, it's people like this that actually deserve to die.

It's a long story, but I wished for my suicidal friend to kill herself and she did 2 days later

damn bro

>be me
>be freshman
>first gf. Hot asf. She’s a freak too
>one of those really hot girls but nobody talks to her so like a diamond in the rust
(I have more stories about this chick but I’m fast forwarding to worst one)
>tells me to meet up with her before class starts
>hands me red plastic bag says, “I know you’re into this shit, now I really gotta go.”
>didn’t even have time to say thanks before she bolts off to class
>open bag
>used tampon inside
>thatsmyfetish.jpg
>can’t risk someone seeing me holding this
>throw bag away
>toss tampon in mouth
>go to first period
>spend the entire period sucking the period out of a tampon and letting that menstral nectar coat my throat and tongue.

Epic win.

when I was in the elementary school, I strangled a cat in a construction yard next to the school building and enjoyed it.

Fuck off edgy faggot

I actually have a blood fetish. Namely menstral I’m the guy who ate a tampon couple of posts ago

>be me
>talk a pet turtle for a while
>imagine black shaman with jaundice is controlling me
>curl onto couch for hour in despair
>roommate makes me even crazier by giving a hippy god talk
>he leaves for bed
> pile up all the stuff on the first floor into the kitchen, and drop the fridge on it, the turtle is in there too
>douse all of it in lamp lighter fluid, though can't find the matches
>Dawn is coming. Roommate appears! Throws loaf of bread at my head as I run out the front door

Op..you're probably fucking around but thanks for ideas. I want to suck a fresh soppy tampon right now. Ha, I know i'll get addicted to that shit

yeah, I don't even want to post the sick shit I've done because I actually think Sup Forumswill judge me. this place may as well be reddit now.

>fuck girl
>rawdog it
>tell her she need to take plan B so no baby
>says thats murder and she wont do it
>tell her she right and that ill take her to dinner
>she gets up to go to the bathroom
>take plan b i crushed up and put it in her drink
>she drinks it
>no baby

I talked about having sex with my sister in this thread and it didn't even get a peep.

Smart.

Its ok, he's shy. I dont judge or hate, come on. You throw then I throw, but its ok, I wont tell a soul

>be 15
>horny as fuck teen
>at family party
>cousin's little sister is there
>seen her pussy as a little kid once, couldn't stop thinking about it.
>she's like 7 or 8
>rubbed her pussy and kissed her before, she likes it, even pulls me into another room so I can do it.
>Back at the party, pull her in the bathroom while all the adults are outside getting hammered, kids in yard
>Pull down pants, puck my dick in her mouth, do it for 5 minutes
>only getting teeth, fapp for a little
>when I'm about to cum, I put my dick back inside her mouth, telling her to use her tongue to lick it...
>cum inside her mouth, she swallows and shows utter disgust
>She didn't cry or tell anyone, but I still feel horrible
>I'm 18 now, she's 11 or 12 or some shit
>I shudder every time I see her, feel dirty.

I honestly do hate myself, I feel like I'm end up a fucking pedo one day and I'll kill myself out of pure self-hatred, but I don't EVER think of doing that shit again.

Nice move and probably for the best that she doesn't breed if she was dumb enough to let you feed her after that conversation lol

Eeeww. Putting this on

You should talk to her about it. Ask her how she feels about it.

faggot get out stole this from similar thread a few days ago

s l i c k b o y e

Country club assholes are the worst

Ive had sex with my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pro-creation.

I was smoking fentanyl in my room with this girl and she passed out and started shaking and not breathing properly and I fucked her in the ass and went to bed

might even acquire some S U C C

I actually considered that and tell her that I will never do that to her again, but I do hope she'll want to fuck me when she's legal and consents. I just really hope that doesn't snitch, I don't know what the punishments are for having sexual relations with a minor. I knew I was 15 but still. I feel like I could get into deep shit with family.

are you the same one from before who put his dick out so she would see it

No, that's some other guy

Ive seen this before, fake

still quite illegal, see indecent liberties with a minor (americafag only, idk about other countries i dont do international law)
statue of limitations might be up, unless she has repressed the memories at which point statute of limitations starts when she remembers it

same its fake

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WHAT IS THIS

>today I put my gfs vibrating toothbrush in my ass while I fapped to all kinds of Sup Forums porn/fap/nofapthreads. . .

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I have never heard of someone being allergic to pot

weird

You sound like you're 12

there is a way to impregnate the body in a way that goes against common practice and general teachings with a person's own feces in order to make a race of shit-people that live off goring each other for more instant shit babies ad finitum.

Molested my sister. And my niece. And my Aunt. And 2 of my cousins.

actual human scum

Sweet jesus

Nah
Its a type of cheese
>Short for Mozzarella

Saw a guy shoot himself in the head and my first instinct was to pull out my phone to take a picture. Stopped myself and called the police. I've spent too much time on here...

Dude, chill. It's a robotic decoy