/bundes/liga

uefa cup edition

today:
gladbach - schalke (21:05 cet, first leg: 1-1)

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood evening

I'm not fat

M'Gladbach

yes, you are

no seriously

good afternoon friends

what are you eating today/what did you have today?

7pm is not afternoon

had a tomato soup for lunch and a chicken salad for dinner

how did u make the tomato soup

>put tomatoes in boiling water for a couple of minutes
>peel them
>fry onions and garlic in a pan
>add peeled tomatoes
>season with salt, pepper and tomato puree
>blend it
>add fresh basil

>in a pan
meant in a pot, duh

we will destroy schalke

thank you

>add peeled tomatoes
did you mash them beforehand?

no, i just diced them

okay

who Gl/a/dbach here?

which part of Gladmong are you from

Fuck Buyern! Who /leipzig/ here?

do you usually only eat about 1500kcal per day?

here

I eat 3000 kcal a day but I'm a professional e-athlete

nerd

Good. You sound more confidant now than you did this morning, so I think you did fine.

had a weird day today
will watch schalke v gladbach

Had tortellini and chicken now about to eat a pizza

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I will watch Ajax - FCK

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>Schalke

>hooligan retards trying this hard to appear civilised
every time

Holy shit this will be a good game

>drmic
Rip gladbach

>goretzka

goat

cool, what happened?

*farts*

Watching the darts until the football.

"Hallo, Herr Mann"
Lol. Imagine having that name and in a country where you still address people formally in many situations.

>hallo herr Herrmann

i hope bayern get atletico

I would unfortunately have to avoid anyone named Herman

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Wollt ihr auch die Laura Wontorra ficken?

>unfortunately

/lifelong/ bundes supporter here

who else is happy that this shit club wont be able to embarrass us yet again in europe next season?

Instead bundesliga will have literally 'le give away our best players to bayern ' hoppenheim to represent them. Sad!

me

>tfw the Roten Bullen win the CL next year

Based

ne

talked to a girl nd stuff..

What are Mönchengladbachs chances this evening?

I've betted 30k on win or draw so I would get sad if Schalke beats them.

How did it went?

Preparing for the >SChALKE

desz

I think you'll be alright. Nothing will get past Gladbsch's central defense.

predictions for gladbach v schalke? id say gladbach desu, maybe 2-1

great very happy
which is surprising to have a good day for once. overall its always gloomy and silent
today i wont be sad as usual when going to sleep

>Schalke

Czech'd


Gonna be 0-0 btw

Roma Lyon or the krauts?

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Very nice mate. Long may it last.

Just don't go shitting behind a rewe when she is there :DDD

simulcast for the first half
pick the most ecxciting match for the second half

roma lyon will be boring

>schalke

>you now remember KieBling
god Leverkusen players are irrelevant

TELL ME ABOUT SEAD

Sch/a/lke ~~~

night

>game starts
>thread dies
>someone goes to sleep
>Drmic

>tfw no one cares about the german european derby
Come on

I'm too lazy to post about the match

>the city of Schalke

>Schalke

lmao that goal

>schalke

>SCHALKE

>schalke

Well bois, it's time to grab the rope once again

>schalke

Is sommer elite?

2 years ago yes

Denmark must have been banned

FCK is losing

I forgot. Just with JV scoring I would usually expect a post.

Oh I didn't notice. I was actually watching Ajax - FCK but now I switched to Manchester United.

lmao schalke is such trash

>Schalke

Jesus

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>Schokopudding
>Schalke

>Schalke

>schalke

DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP

Please don't blame txipokosokomoting

she's such a slag

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schalke is the better team yet again but they fail to score many goals yet again. sad!

schickt den scheiß zirkusaffen endlich zurück

good night

How do you guys speak german over there? Are you a spy?
Noite! Je t'aime Tiphaine

Is Red Bull the best German team?

Buyern doesn't count as German

Monster is the best one like a german Leicester city