You have 10 seconds to name something better than a proper English Breakfast

You have 10 seconds to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.

Yall eat baked beans for breakfast?

DMT

>proper English breakfast
>has faggot latte with it instead of tea or black coffee
>no black pudding

that's more than i eat in an entire day, no wonder the UK is so obese

Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.

My bfs cum

enjoy dying early from not eating breakfast

...

>this thread again

>square plate

nope

Scottish Breakfast!

whilst a full English is damn good, that looks like some pretentious hipster "gastro pub" bullshit that you probably paid £12 for, and a fucking latte for your vagina...

you fucks are insane, I ate an English Breakfast once when I went to London and I felt like dying, I wasted 3 hours shitting and laying in bed because that was fucking painful to eat.

And I'm fat.

fucking peasant, get back to work in your 3rd world country. Dont you have some shoes to be making or rice to be farming?

Worst stim, tbh.
I'd rather have a nice brekkie.

Full English is not why so many UK fags are obese, that would be all the lazy cunts getting fast food all damn day making us more of an obese country. We are becoming the US and it's depressing

>eggs over cooked.
>bean sauce touching potato patty
>tomato not seared longer
>toast plating is atrocious.
>weak & fatty cuts of back bacon.
>not a mixture of sauteed wild mushrooms.
>no blood pudding.

Sausage looks good though.

I live in America kek

You are already fatter than the US....

Anything other than that faggotry.

potato patty? patty?? Fuck off you American

It's a hash brown

Second breakfast.

A recent study actually found America is the 18th fattest country whilst UK is 43rd. Still embarrassing for both countries but you sir, are wrong

clearly never had good cocaine

No i'm not.

never seen n american who didnt call it hash brown isnt potato patty something irish people sy

how about some fucking GREEDOM and DEMOCRACY

clearly never had good speed

Irish it up a bit. Potato bread/farls. Cook them last, and the absorb the flavour from everything else. Black and white pudding.

Now I want to go back.

That actually looks nice.
Fuck you OP, now I want some. :(

black puddings shit retard

>GREEDOM

how Freudian

That isn't a proper English breakfast, asshole.

How much does it cost?

Žemlovka for breakfast, also Czech cuisine in general.

How can britfags even compete?

Fat bitch

poo in the loos make the best meals, including breakfast

That's something a 10yr old girl would eat.

Souvla

My asshole. Bleached it

A non-copy pasta thread on Sup Forums

oh and what do you eat? cereal with milk? some fat inducing bacon and eggs? Yeah it's what our 10 yo girls eat, and they are stronger than most of you by the age of 15. Your country is pathetic, letting niggers and other cultures just invade. Slav people are never gonna let that happen, why? Because we eat good food, and our bodies develop to be strong.

Um, unclogged arteries.

>Not making your food look good to enhance your eating experience
You are a boring and uncreative person user.

Dick

You call that a proper english breakfast?
I can see the plate beneath the food.
That there is a poor english breakfast, probably not in quality, but definitely in quantity.

I eat weetabix, coffee and a protein and oats shake mixed with peanut butter for breakfast since I workout.

Eating literal cancer, i see, well mr /fit/, as you sure know, protein's gained from normal food are much better than than that concentrated shit they sell you under the pretense of
>Fast and epic gains

how come most /fit/ people are not even as strong as a middle aged Russian farmer.

>implying a nation of mixed-race half-jew and half-asian mongrels can be "invaded"

Not being an UK serf
Freedom
anything else

Because they have their food broken apart before eating it, which means they've bought into some fit food myth. You need regular food that your body recognizes and knows how to break down in order to get the things you need.

What are you even on? The only racemixing here is the gypsies, and we put those in the ghetos, our slovakian brothers straight up throw them out of cities to live in slums, your shitty ass government wouldn't dare to even suggest that, since they are too scared of
>muh racial diversity

Balkan breakfast.

Love some honey and mustard sausages.

German breakfast... Who the fucks wants beans and sausage for breakfast

Is that prosciutto?

Probably Schwarzwalder ham, but same principle.

Yes and beside it Schwarzwald ham. On german proscuitto is called 'Hinterkochschinken'.

We call it Pršuta in Serbian, best I have tried is Dalmatinksa pršuta. Paired with a nice cheese it's lovely.

Idli and Chutney
t. Pajeetlander

pussy

They will probably be standing outside in the rain the whole day shouting at eachother, so they need a breakfast + lunch combo..

Steak and Eggs

The most confusing ist the grilled tomato. Do they grill in the morning?

a billion dollars

Victor

Totally and utterly impossible,although I may add a bowl of frosties.

Welsh version.

Bavarian breakfast is really nice too for an hangover

It is not grilled. it is panfried like everything else.

Two problems bellend
Brown sauce in a plastic bottle should be illegal
Herb sausages are fucking shite, saveloy sausage or go home

Forgot pic

Any food when you cannot afford good things...

Why that half tomato and what are you doing with the other half?

Are those yellow things chickenabortions?

I like,the Welsh version,but did you fry those eggs with a handgrenade?

What about the German breakfast?

The other half of the tomato is what your GF gets to eat.

The Welsh breakfast includes a pile of dog shit?

a fucking salad you fat fuck

> Implying i have an gf

Weißbrötchen instead of proper dark bread
>absolutely haram

Laver bread - boiled seaweed to go with the cockles. Coffee should have been fried in leftover bacon fat with the Laver bread.

Cockles not coffee*

Hengrenade!

It looks like the cook was drunk while cooking

What is the black stuff and those orange thingies?

The German don't get time to eat breakfast,as their to busy propping up the European union,and killing Greeks,what CUNTS.

Are you shitting on cereal with milk?
You must be a nigger or something equally sub-human.

nice try.
you know, the sad part is some bavarians have nice breakfast, lye bread/brezen and everything, but munching on Weißwurst for breakfast is just as retarded as the britbongs

Possible - we Welsh are pissheads but a brekkie like this mops up the leftover alcohol.

Probably water sand on his stolen cereal from the kinder garden

Apologies.

> Killing greeks
Take your antipsychotics

>Cereal
>Good and healthy breakfast
You can have one. Cereal is just a bunch of nut's swimming in milk, you need a lot more to get energy and stay healthy.

Cereal is tasty, but it's a shit breakfast, don't try to pretend it isn't.

i eat oatmeal and coffee for breakfast every morning and i fucked your dad

Keep eating processed meats,cancer boy