Be me

>be me
>18yo femanon
>sick of constant dating failures
>decide i don't need a bf
>i'm just going to be a slut
>go onto tinder and tell a match to come over and fuck me like japan fucked nanking
>"wtf? why would you say something like that? what's wrong with you?"
>he blocks me
>mfw i'm not even able to be a slut properly

I'd be there already

Tits or gtfo

>tits

show bob

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you can be my kik slut anytime... @hypranous

> be op
> 25+ yo male
> sick of being forever alone
> decide i can fake it
> i'll just pretend to be a girl on the internet
> make up shit about tinder because that's what I've heard non-basement dwellers talk about
> bait a bunch of anons on Sup Forums
> make same thread every day
> mfw i'm a pathetic piece of spamming shit

>> sage

From all the things that never happened this one didn't the most.

That's the hottest Tinder opening I've ever heard. You're just trying to appeal to stupid men. Keep up the good work and the first person who takes you up on your Tinder offer -- date them.

Also tits

dumb cunts

vagne pic

Tits

>dating
>18 years old
Get a fucking grip and live your life you dumb tart.

...

Man that girl in OP's img is such a qt3.14. Feel like ive seen her on here b4 tho

Everybody responding to this shitty bait should kill themselves immediately.

A thread of this nature using an old picture of this not hot and uninteresting attention whore pops up every 20 minutes and the pizza faced virgins still fall over themselves to white knight and offer undying love and adulation. Literally willing to leave the basement for the first time in years, for the most obvious of baits. Do you faglords know she has an IQ of 237 and has perfect pitch?

Disgusting.

/thread

yes you did
also, /thread

Whew, it's like you guys don't even know what a waifu is.

All these anons falling for bait lol

but that's a boy

My understanding of a waifu is a fictional wife (if I'm wrong, whatever).

So your waifu is imaginary. Can be whatever you want her to be. Can look like whatever you want her to look like.

>14 year old tom boy with no body

Waifu achieved.

kys

sunny isn't a boy.

Reverse trap. Close enough.

because youve matched with a cuck, come say this to me i will do fucking nagasaki on your bitch slut ass

ur a trap gtfo

Don't cut yourself on those edges now.

winner, winner, chicken dinner!

awww damn,m is that thing cute, would fuck it anyway