/mlb/ general - PRESEASON RAGE edition

CLE: Tribe hoping Carrasco returns on March 24
ATL: Dansby Swanson (back) to return Saturday
WAS: Scherzer (finger) to make spring debut Wed.
BOS: Thornburg (arm) set for another 'pen session
LA: Corey Seager (oblique) runs, throws, swings
SD: Dickerson has disc protrusion, out 3-4 weeks
CLE: Carrasco (elbow) to play catch on Thursday
COL: Desmond (hand) likely to be ready in April?
COL: Greg Holland (elbow) sharp in Cactus debut
MIA: Prado (hamstring) returning to Marlins camp
STL: Matt Carpenter (back) says he feels '100%'
KC: Eric Hosmer whacks go-ahead two-run homer

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Royals

>rags

>Rags

>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet

>creating the new thread at 498 replies to the old one
close but no cigar, mr. premature ejaculator

fantasy league?

Spring Training > World Series

Prove me wrong.

NL West

You're 100% correct, TY. I'd rather my team go undefeated in Spring Training than get to the World Series and lose.

>The Chicago Cubs ended their 108 year Championship drought

Well I'm having much more fun watching guys like Cody Asche, Nicky Delmonico, Spencer Adams, Juan Minaya hit and pitch than what Avisail Garcia Todd Frazier and James Shields Derrek Holland and the like will be doing when the regular season begins.

If you aren't willing to drown yourself in pills and alcohol over spring training standings, you're just a filthy casual to be quite honest with everyone present at the table, including you Joseph.

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Cubs tbqhdesufamalamadingdong

>James Shields
you now remember

I never forgot.

Especially his laughable quote about proving something this season.

hey man you never know, maybe he goes bananas and white sox win the whole thing

I'll eat my hat if that happens.

>the middle east was at peace

Doesn't this copypasta also apply to the Mets since the last WS they won was in 1986?

Yankees are 15-5 in spring training

Are their farm system for real?

It should be. It's 75% Cubs farm system

>Cubs 6-9
Really made me think

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Please fellate mein flesh tube.

>the doyers are 0-4 in NLCS (0 penants)
>eliminated 10 times in 10 playoff appearances
>but ... team merchandise sales are better that futility
the mest have at least shown up for the big show within the decade.

Gary Sanchez hitting .390 with 4 HRs and a 1.2 OPS

>1988
>the Middle East was at peace

In October it was, hard to believe, but true

>The "new" post was 499, which is the last reply that will bump the thread.
Look at this guy. Look at him and laugh.

Holy shit what a temper tantrum by Puig.

Haha fucking wow. I don't think I've ever seen anyone get that angry over a call in a Spring Training game.

Reminder that if your team doesn't go into extras in a spring game they have

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It's gonna be bad this season isn't it? Been watching the jays for a decade and a half, and all I get is two play off runs and then back to the mediocrity.

>Been watching the jays for a decade and a half
Don't you dare lie to us

>needing to go to extras

LMAO
M
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Beer can.jpg

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>this will be the last year of Hawk Harrelson making calls from the booth
It's a mixed feeling.

Even as a rookie fan this smells like weak salt

>a rookie fan
Cubs?

Do you guys have any suggestions for good fantasy baseball pay sites? I've been destroying my friend leagues for years, did a pay league for the first time last year and won it all but the rules were strange and the payout was only 50% of the league dues.

The Dodgers' pennant drought and playoff choking streak record are humiliating enough on their own, they don't need your "help"

spring training 2 long

Pedro Martinez is the GOAT pitcher.

He dominated during the height of the steroids era, all while being an undersized pitcher.

Rat

inb4 Mariners anime guy

Lmao fuck that faggot. He's literally the worst fucking announcer outside of Matt Vasgersian.

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I agree that manlet was goat

dubs and world series gets canceled

we've already been through this

Randy had the GOAT pitching career
Pedro had the GOAT peak

I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Horper Overlord.

>5'11"
I'm 5'11"

Think he's juicing?

>tfw I'll never reach Horpermode

Manlet king

Hmmmmm. Not sure. He was a big kid. I don't think he needs to. He's arrogant enough to believe that he won't get caught, but mindful enough of his legacy potential to be worried about ruining it. Time will tell.
Trout is though. No doubt in my mind.

How many players are juicing?

One less, now that fat ass David Ortiz is retired.

You should trust your boy Osuna. He has good taste.

I would say the majority of players are juicing.

Is that why he hit a walk off bomb?

lol olympic baseball will never be legit

lol

we're doing this for spring training now

Injuns to be honest familia

>Been watching the jays for a decade and a half, and all I get is two play off runs
FUCK YOU!

Mariners!

fag

did a Mariners fan hurt you buddy?

Hey. Mariners anime guy is a bro. No bully.
>livelongers

So I made a thread for the next game But I realized that Odor is starting against Bautista

So someone else make a new thread

H2H league draft about a week away still

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THIS FAT BASTARD IS KISSING SUPERMODELS LEFT AND RIGHT AND BASICALLY YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID. CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW.

based barry did nothing wrong

daily reminder
>108 years

should we tell him?

He's Mormon (against drugs iirc) and not playing for the Cubs so no

Did they not have a 108 year drought?

So he believes in magic gold dinner plates and Aztec Jesus??

why do people rate the nationals when they can't win a playoff series

Harper is the natty GOAT but got caught up to by everyone who started juicing and could recover from injuries better

Trout gets lauded for his consistency which is enable by da roids

Yes. They give him the power to Make Baseball Fun Again

Harper chokes in the playoffs like the rest of the Nationals

By hitting walk off bombs

You got it!

Yanimál Gomés

>Based JaCoby is gonna cuck that manlet out of the starting CF job

Ayy

Shit genetics

>rags

tfw still no Oakland A's anime girls

Did they?

>No Cardinals anime girl

Just hack one from The Whos

best I got for you
you may need to make your own

only one I have seen of Cards

Fuck it I'm learning how to draw animu then
is there a torrent or files for this anywhere?

I double this.
If anyone has the complete set dump to mega and link

i have only ever seen that pic and this one
would like to see a whole set though

no one does jesus, this has been asked so many fucking times. it doesn't exist online, if you want it so bad, order the goddamn calendar.

Would if I could find the 2017 one anywhere