Is your first time having sex really as awkward as everyone says it is? 23, losing my virginity on Saturday

Is your first time having sex really as awkward as everyone says it is? 23, losing my virginity on Saturday.

Honestly, it's only awkward if you know nothing about foreplay. You can't just ram it in and hope for the best

yes lol strong chance you won't even finish

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If you're used to fapping to porn, you're fucked.
Cheers mate!

Unless you are losing it to an experienced woman, it will be awkward.

Just be a gentleman. Be considerate of her. Don't just aim to orgasm.

seconded

if you're worried enough about it to be posting about it half a week in advance, you're going to have a bad time

not if youre drunk and fuck like a boss from day 1

>Just be a gentleman. Be considerate of her.
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or you use a moist condom

yes lol strong chance you will finish in 10 seconds

Fixed it for you

She will be very impressed if you make her asshole gape and then spit inside it.

That's the mark of a true warrior.

be happy if you get it hard

because i wasnt. maybe too nervous.

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Virgin Detected.

I concur with this fact.

There is always a chance that she will tell her friends that she was raped the next day.

You'll probably fumble around a bit at first but if you're comfortable with the girl it comes pretty natural.

wrap it up and have fun man!

Thirded

>Fap 1-3 times day for years
>Losing virginity
>Fuck for an hour (condom) and have to actually try to cum
>Use all my will to finally bust a nut

But if you don't care if she busts? And get your nut?

State that in an actual question instead of a jumble of shit.

>losing my virginity on Saturday
What, do you have an appointment for that? Maybe you won't fuck her.

Actually I can confirm the opposite. The ones who are worried usually perform the best. It really depends on the person tho. Some don't get it up, some are rock hard, some cum within seconds, others can't cum at all. If you're worried that you won't perform well, it usually means that you are gonna try extra hard to do your best. Almost everyone is disappointed afterwards tho. You have probably been masturbating a lot and built up this completely wrong picture in your head of what it's going to be like. I've personally watched so much porn, actual sex doesn't feel "real". Hard to describe. A vagina isn't some magical penis-stimulating-tool, it's just a squishy hole and it doesn't feel extra special or anything. If you use a condom it will actually be quite lame. It's more about everything else, feeling her body against yours, feeling her juices drench your balls when you push it in all the way, feeling her touch your body, playing with your tongues, hearing her moan and having that testosterone boost over the next few days. The naked spooning afterwards is usually my favorite part. Don't expect too much and just do your best. If you screw something up, just take it with humor and keep going.

then it was hardly your first time

Lost mine at 14, was probably the biggest mistake of my life so far.

>Get extra small condoms at school
>weekend comes and I spend it at my gfs house
>night slowly but surely arrives
>prepare for an epic experience (we had gotten used to playing with each other so no awkwardness just anticipation)
>Goes to put on condoms, breaks
>"no worries, got 2 more"
>somehow I break all 3 condoms while putting them on.
>She convinces me to go without cause "she can't wait any longer"
>Ended up having a mental breakdown a week after when she said she was late.
>thinking I would become a father at 15 I was devastated.

Moral of the story don't be fucking retarded like me and test the condoms out before the big day.

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don't try any shit you think will be cool like you saw in porn

My storry is the same except I didnt bother with condoms... And little did I know the cumdump couldnt have kids anyways

lucky me, thats my winner winner chicken dinner in life

Well fucking jackpot if you ask me

>when she said she was late.

i dont get this pls explain

Her period was out of rhythm and that can usually be tied to a pregnancy

You must be at least 18 to post here.

yeah i got it after i thought it, sorry, im very tired and english is not my native language.

For me it was pretty awkward.
I told her I wasn't a virgin, a blatant lie.

I wasn't expecting to fuck her that night because she was a 10 while I was a 5, but low and behold she put my hand on her inner thigh while we where laughing with eachother. I kept stroking it for what was probably way to long and then she finally grabbed it and put it on her crotch. Started stroking that for what was probably way to long and she got up and moved to the couch. Keep in mind we where surrounded by a group of friends. I finally manned the fuck up, got up, set her in my lap, and really started massaging the fuck out of her cunt, felt her clenching up and letting out slight moans. Then we went upstairs. Layed down together. Slid my hand down her panties. She was wet as a fucking waterfall. Started kissing her then ripped my belt off and my pants while she did the same to her shorts. Slid a finger in while kissing, then proceeded to missionary. Had whiskey dick, and her pussy juices weren't enough lube. Had a dip of copenhagen wintergreen in about 10 minutes before so I couldn't use my own spit and my mouth was dry as fuck from dehydration from the night of drinking. Slid my dick up and down her pussy while making out with her then she grabbed the fucker and stuck it right at the entrance. Pressed, was in about 1/5 of the way for a solid 2 seconds, then she squeeled in pain and pushed me away. I was to thick. Really wish I could've just pressed all the way in so she would've gotten pleasure over the pain, but I was to intoxicated.

She stopped being my friend after that night.

Either you finish in 7.5 seconds or you won't at all. After you'll be left with the feeling of: "was that it?".

"She was a 10 while I was a 5"
Holy shit, I'm so fucking retarded. I read that as "she was 10 and I was 5"
The whole stories mood changed for me on the second read.

holy fuck I forgot my out of 10's my bad

First time I made her cum 2 times before I came, I wasn't too worried but yeah, I was focused on not messing up. Didn't like it too much cause it was too much of a hassle for me, second time is almost the same and from the third things start to change. Go on, keep fucking your gf and you'll understand the right way, if you really feel and love each other in a couple of weeks you'll have short good fucks (like 15-30 minutes) with final synced orgasm, completed with a lot of foreplay, you'll absolutely love that

Enjoy your first 4 months, things go bad after that

>asking on Sup Forums

Nope, just don't rush in the beginning or it will end too soon. Don't go down on her unless she pushes your face down there. Wash your dick and ass first. Bust a nut the night before but not after that. You're golden.

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seconded, I was performing terribly my first time-- having told the girl I was an expert.
Did the aforementioned and it made her cum almost instantly.
Make sure you do it from the back though, the element of surprise is crucial in making her orgasm

my first time was great, i had a great partner and it was perfect