We need to do a chant for ROTC, we can't curse in it or anything but I want to know how this sound so far...

We need to do a chant for ROTC, we can't curse in it or anything but I want to know how this sound so far. I know it's gay but I didn't come up with a lot of this so if anyone has a critique just say it.
Alpha likes to talk tough but they ain't got the right stuff.
Slide to the right slide to the left Charlie style everyone March out of Step.
Come on Delta don't be shy it ain't your fault you don't have beat or rhyme.
All together now E-C-H-O that's a No-No No-No.
Bravo is the best company and everyone knows.

Everybody loves the Michigan rag

That's really cringe take that cha cha slide shit out of there

What in the actual fuck have you wrote...

The fucking CO wrote this, I didn't have any input. That's why I'm supposed to be fixing it so it's not shit.

Is there any marching involved? Will you be awkwardly standing at attention while screaming this? I think it's too long and if you are marching it should follow a cadence and it should make sense when your formation is saying it after the commander.

We're going to be standing while we're doing this, but minimal dancing and movement is not only encouraged but expected.

I'm a fag who posts on Sup Forums
(I'm a fag who posts on Sup Forums)
Women never talk to me
(Women never talk to me)

Go back to ifunny, you fucking child.

I may just make that into a Cadence when were marching.

Suck my dick your not my boss bitch.

I'm so fucking glad to be at my first duty station and not having to worry about gay shit like this... What branch are you going for OP?

One we sang in the Army:
Coon skin
'N alligator hide.
I picked ah pare o jump boots
Jus the right size.
Tie em up
Lace em up.
Put em on ya feet.
Good pair o jump boots can't be beat.

Hahahahaaa, no. Nice try though.

Army hopefully going to become an intelligence officer.

Rotc means riders of the cock soooo faggot

Your not wrong.

>Slide to the right slide to the left Charlie style everyone March out of Step.
>Come on Delta don't be shy it ain't your fault you don't have beat or rhyme.
Jesus Christ I think the Norks might actually have a chance at beating us.

Ha ha ha...fucking future Intelligence officer coming to fucking Sup Forums for input. Your military career is off to a fantastic fucking start soldier.

Pull your head from your fourth point of contact and work as a fucking team to make it better. Don't rely on outsiders to help you with you company motto

I'm not sure if the army actually does chants and shit but when you're an LT your CO is going to want you to come up with shit like that...

This caught me off guard and made me lol

>hey there chair force
>what are you doing
>get off your ass and follow me
>I am Marine Corps can't you see

>hey there navy
>what are you doing
>get off your rackmate and follow me
>I am Marine Corps can't you see

>Napalm sticks to kids

Believe me I tried but trying to get my company to work together, is like trying to disarm a bomb with just your teeth and a toothpick. I've exhausted almost every Avenue, I wouldn't be Consulting you dipshits if I literally had no other option.

Holy shit that's really good I think I might be able to work with that.