ITT: I have a pillow fort

ITT: I have a pillow fort

To get in your have to show your ID,

Your picture is your ID.

No Degenerates are allowed inside.

qt3.14 traps can come in.

I'm getting in and getting out before the traps enter this place.

Secretly I plan to take a shit in the corner and walk out of the room.

Will this do, sir?

Youre not getting in.

You can get in

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I request entry

Hello fellow humanoid life forms

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mmmm....no...

okay

Get in

Get in

okay

Get inside

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If you dont let me in i will shove this up your ass

No degenerates.

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>Sexual Doggo 69 get
Happy Halloween user...

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No degenerates allowed

Welcome

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No degenerates

yo muy homie open up!

but traps are gay and gay is degenerate

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Permit my entrance

It's your boy, Big Ounce, professionally requesting access to your very cool pillow fort.

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No blacks

not gay

Alright get in

>*teleports behind you* "This town ain't big enough for two big ounces...."

I have changed my ethnicity from Black to Our Boy. Can I come in now?

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n-nani?

you mean no chinks

No degenerates

nice quads come in

No colored people

Legitimate picture of me
Good enuff?

Let me in goyim

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>Im--Imposible! There's no way! THE HOLY QUADS! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!
>*fades into ash*

Fuck off traps are mine

I have the perfect chamber just for you

Come inside

will this work

C'mon man

yes, youre in

Bring your fedora next time... kid...

Haha, but I was the Roy all along! My quads cancels my innate degeneracy! I have gained access to the pillow fort!

cute pug

Nigger I don’t want your traps I just want to contribute to the pillow fort.
I have Hungarian down pillows.

Thanks its purebred

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i will let you in if your dont fuck up my shit

Okay come in

May I enter OP?

YEET

Congrats, you're now probably kicked out of the fort.

Sure johnny youll always be welcome here

youre not kicked out

Oy vey not the chamber

Being black is against the rules of pillow fort. OP said so.

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Uh thank yuh very much

Did i say Chamber ? what i meant is shower.

Well if youre black youre out

I'm trustworthy

HELLO AM HUMAN I AM PLEASED TO BE ALLOWED IN YOUR FORT

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Youre gay

You two come inside

I have too many Hungarian down pillows. My walls are impenetrable. I even upgraded the fort to a mansion using mattresses. Here, have a look

Hope you brought some dank krabby patties

Hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss

ah good goy

thank sir

Eggsdee

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i think is it time to free the hungarian people

Cute snek get in

My B, you've proven your worth.

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HELLO INTERNET, AND WELCOME TO BEHIND THE MEME!

G O O D
Those damn pillows cost me $240 a pop
Better fuckin sleep good tonite mi buckos

We will need soldiers in the coming war, you can be all of them

Die.

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Entry for a humble chicken centurion from the future where us chickens helped win the great space war, where I fought on beta eridius VI

Hey.
Update your iPhone faggot.

Who is this guy? I feel like I’ve seen him on Sup Forums before

Oh joy

Welcome

Thank you for your service come inside

Am chicken soldier
Can not update this ancient brick from the past

Thank you, where is the corn?

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on its way

Get in

>are you sure about that

And the hen hussies strutting on stage? Or peacocks if your into the exotic ones.

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we dont have that

yay

Understood

P R E P A R E
F O R
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T H E
S T O R M

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This for would be better with traps