I have decided to kill myself. I have decided to do an exit bag. I want to use nitrous.
Does anyone know how I can do that? I really need help. Please. Like an equipment list and materials list and instruction on how to do it so it doesn't fail.
Thank you.
Pic related is a big reason why.
post what it looks like hard
seems like a small reason why to me
It's alright, OP. Mine's about as small.
My friends crazy ex girl friend tried to kill herself like that. She failed and is living with brain damage. Just man up and bleed out.
just please help with the exit bag
there's got to be a way out.
show me your erect cock first
Ok first off upload at least four videos to xtube of you doing sexually anything. There will always be people out there into anything so this way you won't be completely useless.
Next kill as many niggers/mexicans in your area as possible. this will further make you an important person posthumously.
if you manage to escape the cops during the brownskin killing spree, suicide by gunshot is actually one of the least painful and quickest methods, despite what you hear.
By the way I like your dick, it's cute.
kek
This guys a dumbass just kill yourself OP.
Also nice lucky 7's
My research is confirmed, the smaller your dick is the more likely you will suicide
Lol write Sup Forums on a shirt jump out of a famous building make us proud
What's up with that time stamp?
Also OP, people deal with a lot worse problems than having a micropenis without killing themselves over it. Better yourself, go do something new. Do literally anything but wallow in self-pity or post dicks on Sup Forums. It's fucking disgraceful. You're better than this.
Don't use methods that give you extra time to think while they're taking effect, just fucking hang yourself
Materials you'll need:
1. Long rope
2. Tree
3. Ability to google "how to tie a noose"
Goodbye bro.
nigga develope a fetish for bestiality and get u a hamster wife
Are you a grower or a shower?
Looks like a button in a fur coat
Dude that's average, you're just a grower not a shower, mine's fucking smaller erect and I don't wanna kill myself over it.
too lazy/depressed to take a new pic
good point. knowing me i'd fuck that up though.
grower
I'm not the op I was just posting mine for comparison. I'm 7 inches erect.
That looks fine dude. Don't kill yourself
it isn't fine
i'd really appreciate some help ending my life. i cannot bear to live any longer than i have to.
op?
What is the erect size measured? You look about 6 inches.
Op that a bit can be fixed by a surgeon. I hear they actually can fix micro issues. Honestly why kill yourself? Even if it doesn't seem like it you can find a woman who really doesn't give a damn. Think about it, lesbians don't have a problem and a clit is half your size.
That shit is stupid. Size does matter but he actually isn't that tiny erected. He looks normal size.
You won't do it you small dicked pussy boi
yes
probably
doesn't matter, everyone would eventually see it tiny and mock me for it. so fuck it.
i think i might try to hang myself.
how about you die of old age op, seems like a good way to go. they say its one of the most difficult to do since it takes passion and time
Just do it and shut the fuck up you attention seeking piece of shit.
lol
Don't know why I'm taking the bait for a months old shot, but eh
Who gives a fuck what your cock looks like limp? I'm about 1 inch when soft and 7 hard, literally never had anyone (male or female) give a shit.
Find a better excuse if you're so desperate to an hero
ok. saging myself
I got your back op
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You need a tank of nitrous, a regulator, a hose, a decently thick bag and an elastic band, fill bag up with nitrous until there's no more oxygen, exhale all the way, put bag over head and seal around neck with elastic band, breathe in nitrous, die.
Although most nitrous and helium manufactures add oxygen nowadays because its such a popular suicide method so you'll much more likely just get brain damage, best just be a man and long drop hang.
But really if your dick is the only problem then that's not reason enough, people with smaller dicks live happy life's, even people that abstain from sex altogether can be the most serene people you'll ever meet (Buddhist monks etc.) show us it hard so we can see if it's still useable.
Don't do it OP.
If a small dick is your reason, it's wrong.
i'd suck you off real good!!
If you're close I'd do it today
Holy fagmoly
Once OP blows in your mouth, you should suicide together
looks totally fine. if you think it's too small, you watched too much porn
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Once h blows in my mouth I suck you off too. Then when you cum in my mouth both your cum mix together and I swallow it while looking up at you
you can barely see it when flaccid. that's a problem to girls.
I have a small dick too, but 2 beautiful sons.
protip: girls don't choose you for the size of your dick. if they do, they are superficial and not for you anyway.
go to the gym, loose some weight and your dick will be bigger.
and play video games. you will die anyway, so why bother accelerating the process?
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Then only show when erect.
Or find a girl who likes small dicks. there are plenty.
Or find a faggot who will suck your cock and swallow.
I'd do it
im girl
your dick is fine, dont kill self
>that's a problem to girls.
The only problems girls have are the ones directly affecting them - small erect penis, which is not OP's problem. Women are way too superficial to care.
You could be a school teacher
Or a child doctor
The guy who looks at little girl pussy and gropes little girl breasts on government payroll
You don't need to make women happy to be happy
Your dick looks better than mine you fucking faggot
Fuck off with your attention whore threads
Your dick is bigger than your balls you're average
post cutie sons :3
Plenty of things more worth offing yourself over than "I look small when flaccid."
Rate mine, not erect, below average or normal? Erect is around 6.5 and look shortishh
Ew creepy af
You should just try smoking pot, and meditating. Realize semen retention is sacred to most faiths, and abstinence is Holy.
Trips, this is what you have to do now user
Thanks bro ham.
Above average
You're huge
Can you push yours inside?
I am 1 inch flaccid and 4 inches erect and I can push my testicles and penis inside and tape my sack over the lot
No homo though right?
soz not trying to be weird
how old are they?
sounds weird to me...
7 and 9
>button in a fur coat
Ryan Dunn reference. RIP
Lol above? I dont think so but ok thanks
Dude lose some weight, that's probably why you feel so depressed, being fat has a horrible effect on the way you feel physically which effects you mentally, and as another guy said if lesbians can be in happy relationships then there's no reason why you can't. If your worried about some slut making fun of you then your not mixing with the right crowds, you can always get a loyal Asian wife where that's the norm anyway
Get Sup Forums back on the news before you an hero.
Almost full hard
Kinda short isnt?
You look pretty small to me. Sorry bud.
does it make it less creepy if im a girl?
cause women fucking love kids
sick man, they got their own hobbies yet?
mines about that big a lot of it is you're fat pad bro the fat above you're dick lose that and it will look bigger. i have it too and as other faggots said you're a grower not a shower. Every man wishes they had a 7or 10inc due too fucking porn or other guys and gals saying you need a bigger dick and fucking ad's penis pill this pump that. the only real way is penis enlargement surgery and can cost up to 4000 to 17000 no fucking joke and oh yeah it's god damn surgery. just learn too be happy with what you have do foreplay with you're lover hell buy toys i'm sure you will find away. and yes i have know women that have turned men down because it was too big that can hurt from what i hear that shit in porn is a show if you can youtube real interviews of women out of porn most of the time even they say it hurt and some of the time felt good. well i ramble on long enough good luck OP......
your cute when flaccid
you got a nice head
uncut bonus points
would suck and fuck
>everyone talking about dicks instead of me ending my suffering
i'm going to try to hang myself from the doorframe with a belt now.
Why do you care you nonce
cause kids are the future
I have a 7 inch dick. I wasn't saying I was small. I wish it was 10 inches though. I am trying to lose some weight though or gain some muscle. I've gotten nothing but compliments from girls though.
Because no one really cares if you're not actually gonna try and improve yourself, if your dick is really the only problem then you're a weak person. Try loosing some weight and exercising and see if you still actually wanna kill yourself first.
I'm not the op. I'm someone else.
It's like an inch bigger than mine can you sign it over to me?
Thanks
Isnt average 6' or 15 cm?
Get some n2o easy ...
>inhale pure n2o
>sleep
>never wake up
We'll it's a bit fuckin weird to ask a stranger to post pictures of his kids to another stranger on a message board renown for its perverts and pedophiles. How's this information gonna effect them or you in any positive way?
I'm the guy with the kids btw
Fucking this. Chad up OP, or pussy out.
>m the guy with the kids btw
And... we are speaking about suicide, somehow this derived in dick pics
If all your worth is placed in your dick, you're no better than a nigger. Seriously, if your dick is all you have to offer the world, then go ahead and kill yourself, beause you're nothing more than a dildo with feet.
oh ok lol
It looked very small. Maybe you're just tall.
yeah sorry bro
oh well, raise some good ones. i wouldnt know where to begin with that
this guy got it right
That was meant to be NOT the guy with kids, sorry guy with the kids
dude, yer circumsized kike
kill yourself