Marinefag here. 0400 hooah!

Marinefag here. 0400 hooah!

I have a question for all you pussies - how come you won't enlist and serve your country? A career and a cause sure beats masturbating yourself blind in your moms basement for the rest of your life.

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Because I'm not a welfare queen and I don't want to get shot for Israel.

Because I don't need an authority structure, deadly weapons, or kill people to make myself feel good.

It's Hoorah not Hooah, pic related is air force.

I got into college. And am not an idiot.

You realize they don't let everyone into the marines right? I have Crohn's disease, they won't let me join because of occasional stomach aches

> 0400
> pathetic boot pog detected

Shoot yourself faggot, because it's the closest thing to combat you'll ever see.

Because I didn't fail to get an education and do something with my life. Enjoy getting yelled at for shit tier pay and probably getting shot.

Because I don't wanna risk my life to serve the selfish interests of coporations and banks. Also I'm not a murderer especially when civilians are involved.

If you’re so pathetic you think there such a thing as a career in the military, then you must’ve failed so hard at life you couldn’t come up with anything else to do but join a disposable service on the same level as a fry cook at McDonald’s

Enlisted at 18 in my country.
Had to leave at 23.
Ruined kidney from an IED.
God fucking damn i miss doing what i was born to do.

I'm ISIS to the core

moare liek serve israel, amirite? ;^)

>why wont you be an expendable pawn for billionaire banking elites?
ftfy

Because I don't wanna fight a war against people that are literally funded by our own government

Pretty much

Tried, passed everything at MEPS, except for Eczema so I'm disqualified.

Lance?

Why don't you want to die for Israel goyim? You should all serve your owners.

Enjoy moving back to that basement you are talking about as soon as you get discharged, because no employer will touch your PTSD ass with a fucking bargepole when you get out.

>how come you won't enlist and serve your country?
Because our commander in chief is a sentient oligarchical orange.

I have hernia since birth

> how come you pussies won't serve your country

I do serve the country by being a productive, taxpaying member of society instead of a glorified welfare queen. I bust my butt working to pay for your stupid ass to march around in those stupid uniforms.

Also Marine pogs are the biggest pussies in the US Military.

I'd hire him at $31.50/hr tbh

No it's not lance but it actually seems like a pretty common problem people have

First off, it's oorah. Second, why a picture if the airforce?

Because I don't have much use of my right arm, I can pick up small objects but definitely not do push ups or accurately shoot
Besides I wouldn't join you crayon eating shitheads.

I have it too Sup Forumsro, plus when I was a teen my gf convinced me to tell the doctor I have depression. So now that is forever on my record. I read you can get a wavier for that, but it wouldn't matter because my digestive system is fucked anyways. I wanted to join the Navy when I was in high school, but after online research and a visit to the recruiter, I knew it was very unlikely and gave up on that dream. In some ways I'm glad things didn't work out, but I wanted to travel/sail.

sail? navy? wtf you talking about bro

This thread is shitty bait

Do you speak English?

Lmao. You post that you're a Marine. But you post a photo of an Air Force Military Training Instructor.

Because I could exercise every day, sleep with men and cut my leg off and I'd pretty much achieve the status I'd be at when I come back from this occupation or "war" as they call it

> some pog boot thinking he can talk down to anyone
> being that retarded

Go back to dining on crayons and sucking the DI's cock, boot

obvious bait ... second if youre gonna got go to the army or usmc and you dont go infantry you are the problem

Because I don't plan to fight overseas for a country that assisted in the demise of the most advanced country on Earth in WW2.

No interest in serving this shitty country. Frankly I hope it goes bankrupt.

You can probably still become a police officer, that's what I'm thinking about doing

...

I tried, sir

>I..i tried ;_;

well because i dont need to.kill to serve my country dick

I'm going to get on a fucking motor boat, cruise to your continent, kidnap you, get on my new sail boat and sail with you to a super secret island and drop you off with nothing but a volley ball
merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sail?utm_campaign=sd&utm_medium=serp&utm_source=jsonld

>en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/sail

>3. A voyage or excursion in a ship, especially a sailing ship or boat.

Instead we would enlist and masturbate ourselves blind in the barracks? I think I'd rather not and fuck your girl while youre out of country.

> how come you won't enlist and serve your country?
I can only poop in my toilet at home

I'm an army man, I drop my socks and grab my cock wherever I damn well please.
>you first in, last out pissant

Why would you want to recruit masturbating basementfags? I wouldn't want a worm like that watching my back. The fucking shit I read people writing in Sup Forums? No way I want these tards watching my back. Scrubbing latrine, maybe.

0400.

what you a 0411.

I live in Canada and I'd rather walk barefoot on lego for eternity than serve the country that elected Justin fucking Trudeau PM.

don't feel like dying for insert Corporation name here. i more or less look like peter griffin just not the ball sack chin and i all ready have PTSD so i think that inself would disqualify me.

>got into college, woo
>pays with student loans
>bitches about 80k debt
>can barely afford living, paying off for psych degree

Yeah kid, you're not the idiot

No him, but where are you going that is 80K?

>don't feel like dying for insert Corporation name here
>because corporations do coprorationy shit
>governments rule good better than evil corporations

da fuck you idiots come from?

>Marine
>Pic is an Air Force MTI

PTSD? Yeah, someone taking the last chocolate croissant before you can get to it can be quite traumatizing

Not many places are 80k...

20k a year, for 4 years. Pretty standard.

What country do you live in?

because i don't want to serve a country that i dislike living in

Obviously the U.S. faggot

Edgybro

Cause I'm already half blind and have the hairiest knuckles you ever seen.

How is that edgy? an unpopular opinion is edge now? lel.

Edgy- at the forefront of a trend; experimental or avant-garde

Medical DQ, it wasn't my fault. Now fuck off.

I can only think of a few Universities in my region at that price. The cheapest near me is $1500/ semester at a 2-year college, and there is a nice $2750/semester full University nearby, with several campuses.

You don't always have to go to the biggest Universities. And you don't have to accept the entire student loan. The amount they give you is almost always more than the tuition costs. People just like to pocket the rest and turn around and complain about University prices.

I want to keep my limbs.

Then it is not edgy you retard, people have hated their birthplace ever since people existed

looks like you freelance for Oxford Dictionary fag
"Oxford outsources a lot more of its lexicographic work than Merriam-Webster does. M-W is perhaps the only English language dictionary publisher left whose lexicographers are mainly in-house, or freelance but formerly in-house. Oxford (but not the OED) uses many freelancers for its dozens of dictionaries." ~Google

I'm waiting for military and medical technology to make it near impossible to die in battle. I want to wear an exo skeleton battle suit and crush some arab skulls with my bare fist.

1- Pay is shit...
2- Pay is shit... you can die.

Yes i really want to join and touch other guys on the ass and get shot at. Yeah no

I'm sorry you never learned what "sail" means. I speak two languages, you likely only speak English... yet I am still better at your language that you are yourself.

I already served. I masturbated myself blind and lived in uncle sam's basement.

Yeah, for reasons like...lack of food...or ya know, slavery or genocide.

You hate yours because you are a faggot edgelord. Now go cut yourself.

Reads like you aren't even a freelancer
english.stackexchange.com/questions/127034/if-i-drive-a-car-and-ride-a-motorcycle-what-do-i-do-with-a-boat

Not them but I have it too.
>Implying civillians can't experience something fucked up enogh to break them

I live in an eastern-european country you retard, not America the land of wellfare

But I would not be "at the wheel." That is like saying a stewardess is a pilot because they FLY on a plane. A passenger on a ship/boat SAILS.

It's cruise. Also, if you're going to post a picture of a man smoking a cigar do it with class

Show feet, preferably soles

Sure, kid. You better get some sleep before you have to get up for class tomorrow. Make sure you pay attention in your English course.

Time is money ;)

>how come you won't enlist and serve your country?

because I'm not willing to serve Jewish interests

pic slightly related

just out of curiousity, what if i'm like 5'8
what would happen if i enlisted
i mean there's gotta be a size cutoff at some point right?

>My grandfather was wounded in WW1, and they treated him like shit, and he spent almost 30 years having epileptic fits from irremovable shrapnel in his head. He was a mailman, and people would find him in their front yard flopping around like a fish.
>Dad was chairforce in Nam. Yeah, that was a slam-dunk.
>Unc was in Korea.
>Father in law also Korea, during training, someone threw a concussion grenade while they were doing a mud crawl and it ruined his hearing permanently.
>Mom worked in the VA, and spent thirty years fighting drunks during full moons.

If you want to see how this country treats its citizens, look at the Vets, look at Puerto Rico. I'm not joining shit. We gave enough.

Trust me Mr. Military Recruiter, you're wasting your time here.

Because the cause is fucked, fighting and dying for a rich guy somewhere is fucked.

You sound like quite the faggot compared to your antecedents.

Fuck you ya' lazy scumbag. Let real men do it for you.

The only thing you serve is someone's agenda. America would be better of without any wars, so would the rest of the world. The army is the prime example of corruption, it needs to be exterminated.

>army needs to be exterminated
you do know that you need an army for that?

here in Italy our generals had literally to ask to stop conscription because too many snowflakes.

now we're a 60 million people nation having only 8000 soldiers total, only 5000 of them generally on duty, and half of them only able to office paperwork.

some ten years ago our beloved soldiers made quite a fuss and eventually got "service" things, that is, external people doing their laundry and dishwashing.

with the exception of a few dozen dudes in special forces (like the Gruppo Operativo Incursori), our military is basically shit only kept running because we have to buy NATO-specced guns and ammo.

wtf.

But I already do

Only I didn;t go full retard and join the army, I joined the Air Force and get a comfy chair at my desk plus weekends off.

>current year
>still thinks armies of first world countries are conscripted slaves
How's that retard wrangler treating you? They being nice?

you some kind of retard?
are you not able to understand written language?

Why would you join a combat heavy service and choose to go into a pog mos? That's like taking a girl to the prom and then letting someone else fuck her, pvt faggot

search "russian army" in pornohab
that's why

*Cease to exist

I mean, why can't most of us see tha borders and flags only benefit elites and politicians. We are nothing, these wars are for nothing, we should be gathering all our knowledge, working togueter. Learn who we are, where did we come from, expand to the stars. Its Nation VS Nation, Race vs Race, and now recently the same body turning on itself (Spain).

Does the military take autists now?

Army fag here. 11B. Secondary 11C.

Still using those piece of shit M16s, Marine?

You make a powerful case.

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