Tell me your revenge stories Sup Forums

Tell me your revenge stories Sup Forums

Ok
>Be me, 14
>Kid at school bullies me every day, was manlet fag in high school
>Get sick of it, follow him home, and poison his dog.

I think going to his house and just poisoning his dog makes you more of a bitch though.

>14 yo
>have a friend that's 18
>we watch anime togother
>she starts to kiss me
>feelsbadman
>say i don't want to
>she ignores it
>go out and start crying
>go back in
>she says sorry
>we continue watching code geass season 2
>i say i have to go when there are 3 eps left and grab my comp
Sure got her there

even burning his house down would make you look like less of a cunt than killing an innocent doggo would.

this

deserves death

>be me at 13 years old. 1st day of high school.
>short, skinny.
>be bullied by bigger kid.
>hit him with a roundhouse kick across the face and break a few of his teeth.

He didn't know I was ranked number 2 in the state for kickboxing in my age class.

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>be me, 15 and in 9th grade
>get on well with everyone in my year escape this one cunt
>for no reason at all she harasses me, calling me "faggot"
>one day she goes up to me while I'm drinking something and she knocks it out of my hand all over my shirt
>I insult her back but don't do anything about it
>go to a party on the weekend and just hang around with my friends
>someone tells us she's apparently so drunk she's just sucking off any random guy that goes up to her
>we all go and have a look and see that it's true
>basically a line to get head from her
>we all laugh and join the line
>I'm behind the rest of my friends
>she sucks off all of them then it's my turn
>I get my dick out and she starts sucking it without looking up to see who it is
>I film it on my phone without her knowing
>I hold her head while I cum in her mouth
>I laugh and she looks up and sees it's me
>"am I still a faggot?" I ask her
>she looks absolutely furious and embarrassed but I walk away laughing my ass off, and my friends join in laughing too
>never did anything with the video but she knew I had it
>after that she never bothered me again, and just completely ignored me

fake and gay

kek

It's actually not.

>the first guy she sucked had herpes
>now everybody has herpes

>be many moons ago
>local store has several xboxes wired together
>like, the original Xboxes
>that's how long ago this was
>all worth Halo 2
>mad eight player deatatches every evening
>one fack young fuck comes up there after school everyday
>is bredy gud but talks to much shit
>always cancels loading a match if it isn't set up how HE wants it
>uses super jumps, brbs, other annoying glitch shit
>one day just get tired of his ass
>has bottle of sprite on the floor by his feet
>too busy loling at noobs to notice
>steal his sprite like a sprite stealing ninja
>take to store bathroom
>pour half out
>replace with my man sprite
>mmm lemonlime goodness
>replace bottle by feet
>he never even noticed it was missing
>match ends
>fatfuck has most kills because super jumping out of bounds and using sniper rifle
>pwning plebs has driven him mad with thirst
>refeshing sprite to the rescue
>he take a gulp
>a big gulp
>like, he squeezed the bottle to shoot it straight down his throat
>it's tangier than usual
>his eyes
>oh God his eyes
>in all my years of life I shall never forget the look of his face
>piss infused sprite sprays everywhere
>on the screen
>on the floor
>fatfuck looks around
>'i.. I have to go home'
>didn't come back to halo land for two months
>never talked mad shit again
>people found out what I did
>I was hailed as a hero
>would buy me drinks when I came to play
>always sprite
>sweet, delicious sprite of justice

I don't hold grudges.

You'll wear yourself down to the bone. And for what? Likely some petty bullshit. Don't hold grudges. Fight if the time comes, but whatever it is, get the fuck over it.

Post the vid or it didn't happen

>be me, 17
>be in high school
>have some cunt from middle school days in my PE group
>calls me a downie every PE class
>get fed up and eventually confront him
>end up hitting him with a table tennis racket
The lil' piece of shit never pissed me off again

>be me 26 working construction
>the same close-knit crew for years
>boss hires some new kid
>some faggot from his neighborhood
>drives a shitty "pull me over" car
>always in petty trouble but says he wants to work
>so i always leave my weed right in my truck console
>never needed to lock anything
>now its week 2 of new kid working
>WEED GONE! ALERT! WEED GONE!
>boss gets to the bottom of it
>kid admits stealing it
>boss lets him stay after a warning
>the kid has the nerve to wink at me
>as if he's "won"
>Revenge tiem.
>"so you want my drugs, do you?"
>get my hands on some shitty cheap coke
>divvy it up into little dime bags
>put the dozen into bigger baggies
>put one hidden on his dashboard
>where you can not see it from the inside
>but is easily visible when looking closely at the reg sticker
>stash big baggie with little baggies under his drivers seat
>flip over his rear license plate
>mfw he doesnt even notice
>wait two days
>he's been pulled over for curious plate
>cop checked his reg and saw baggie
>reasonable cause to check rest of car
>find bag of baggies
>intent to sell
>go directly to jail
>do not collect $200
>shit car impounded
>my face when they knocked down the charges
>but he still spent 8 months thinking about it
>my only regret was that I never saw him again to wink back at him
>i can only hope he figured it out

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Top kek. This made my day.

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d0xxed my bullies, shit get fucked up for them.

>With my man sprite

You nasty motherfucker

>she stands up, whips out her ferocious cock
>"Yep"
>you accept her mastery and immediately take her up the butt
>head back home to post account on Sup Forums

I've had a couple employees over the years who fucked me over pretty bad, not just the usual shit like no two week notice, but shit like that plus stealing or causing a huge drama bomb.

Not only do I make sure to laugh and emphasize we would NOT rehire during reference calls, but on one of them I found out his new job twice now (open facebook page) and called them anonymously and told them he was stealing from his last job but agreed to quit instead of being prosecuted. That's gotten him fired from both jobs.

The other one the worst I did was call the local pd meth hotline and tell them he was dealing and cooking out of his apartment.

Now that I think about it, I called the IRS fraud hotline on a former employee who bailed short notice on us screwing us over a holiday weekend. He had mentioned in conversation how his mom was running an unlicensed daycare from their house and making bank.
I guess I'm a dick. Everything should be done on good faith, I treat you ok, you treat me ok. And when people violate that by knowingly fucking you over....no. Screw that.

I love you. Can I work for you? What kinda work do y'all do?

I'm a boring middle management corporate drone nowadays and work in market research and spreadsheets. Paper shuffling, honestly. Those stories above come from my days of managing front line employees. Simple basic work (basic, like a little moving/sorting/punch a clock shit)with ok pay, hours, and benefits. You'd think we were torturing some of those worthless cocksuckers though. There'd be one useless one every 6 months on a staff of 8-10. I'd give them every benefit of the doubt, bend over backward to accomodate their retarded schedule requests (despite the hiring contract spelling out the schedule and days off) etc etc. Then, despite that, you catch a few stealing, and a few fuck you over by bailing with no notice over a holiday, not showing up when they're supposed to be the only one on duty, etc.

I've always been one of those managers who fights for his crew and coddles them, because a manager is only as good as their employees. But there are a LOT of employees out there who take advantage or are completely retarded, useless, shitty, untrustworthy, bad people. I'm glad I don't have a staff of front lines anymore. The good ones were great, and it was nice to see them move upward and encourage that...but the bad ones were a fuckin nightmare. And don't believe the millenial=lazy talk...I saw it from all generations. Although honestly women are by far the worst of all generations/ages/groups. After awhile I just quit hiring them. Too much drama, laziness, useless FMLA claims and bullshit.

But that's a different thread topic I guess.

>have friend who hot involved with drug dealers
>drug dealer straight up shoots my friend in the face in his lounge
>we find the drug dealers shack outside of town
>3 of us in and destroyed that guy
>stab him right in the face killing the sob
>told nobody about it ever