How do i be a good girlfriend for my boyfriend?

how do i be a good girlfriend for my boyfriend?

Post a pic of yourself and we'll see.

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Shave your pussy, swallow his cum and let him do anal occasionally.

That should be about it.

Being actualy a GIRL instead of a faggot?

Be there for him when no one else is

Why is there a mirror behind a mirror

Lmao I saw the same thing

let him fuck you in the ass

Be emotionally available (not all guys are robots on the same level), have sex frequently and with passion. Let him cum inside you and give him oral at least once a week.

easy.
be faithful (on the point of faith I want to quote Stephen Moly who said why do woman always want a new dick? I mean how many different dicks can there be when you hit 30 and still haven't had enough? do you look for dicks with wings or what?),
have a personality and interests of your own so you can be with yourself alone for some time,
communicate openly about things you dislike,
at least try to not get your emotions the better of you and start shit like wanting to change other humans (not only your bf) or mistrust them all the time for no real reason.

You can and must ofc. require this of him as well and he should want it as well as base for a functional relationship.

and last but not least just enjoy life and have fun together by not letting yourself getting dragged down by small things and unnecessary negativity.

sounds good to me!

By finding a hotter girl for him to fall in love with.

i would actually like that as long as i can watch them fucking

Of course. But you have to help her look extra pretty first. Do her makeup and hair, pick out the sexiest dress you own for her to wear, and just treat her nice for the whole day so she's in the mood to fuck and love your boyfriend.
And if you did a really good job, you're probably allowed to clean her juices from his cock after he filled her up.

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Not OP here, but if anything similar were to happen, I'd play along for a while with the condition that from now on she has to do housework, treat us with massages and nice surprises and do all the other things a good woman has to do.

After a few days of this game I'd pack my things when they're away and store them outside of home, when they come back, I'd act as if all is fine, then (perhaps at night) I would leave the house, ruin their cars and leave without leaving any mean to contact me. Probably would also send pictures of them to his religious family.
That's pretty mild compared to what I would do if he ever cheated.
But otherwise I'm faithful, loving and otherwise as described in As far as threesomes go, agreeing to it would devalue you in his eyes - you don't respect yourself enough to take your emotional needs (being safe and loved) seriously (unless you're one sick puppy and you're fine with an incomplete relationship).

In all other aspects you should treat him like a partner, lover and friend. You should put his needs above your, you should always prioritize the goals of you two as a unit (common goals and plans) and never let anything else interfere - be it family, friends or solo goals. You are a team, and you should act as such. This was the only thing that failed to mention - many a relationship has failed because of toxic friends or needy parents that were not put into place. Always ask what is more important - good relationship with your boyfriend or some girlfriend's party? And don't ever listen to feminist crap that praises 'female dominance' and 'independence' - if you do all of the aforementioned things and ask the same of your partner, you'll realize that, first, love, when nurtured, can bring enormous happiness and second, the feminazi bullshit does not promote your 'personal freedom' - it promotes chaos.
Also, take good care of yourself appearance wise - don't walk around in dirty sweatshirts.
Good luck

There’s nothing wrong with giving your boyfriend up to a better girl. In fact, he will love you more for being so brave.

As I said - if she's fine with being a cuck, she can do it.
But a cuck relationship is never a good relationship.

by showing us your tits

Daily blowjobs.

Married for 13 years

Suck his dick a couple times a week and swallow
Offer sex
Cook
Dress provocatively around the house.

That will buy you a huge margin.

suck so much cock it makes you throw up

Hanging out is more than enough and all else is simply extra.

There is no set list of rules. The ocean is wild. Learn knots and sail. Best sailors never learned how to sail and didn't even have a license.

pee on the carpet

you forgot treat him with respect?
nurture him?
be supportive?

those bitches man...

wake him with a bj, swallow when done. that will send him to work with a smile on his face...

look like pic

Guy here married 2 years. This shit right here will get a baby put in you. All day 'erry day.

Two

Dont' be fat. Ever. Work out a lot every day to keep the fat away and stick to vegetables and protein. No carbs.

Be attractive. Get plastic surgery if you have to.

Your only consideration should be his. If he doesn't want to be around you that day, then fuck off and find something to occupy yourself. I'd suggest working out, or training yourself to not have a gag reflex anymore.

Let him fuck your friends. Invite them over, encourage 3somes with other women. If your friends are feminist bitches, get new friends who are more open. They should also be fit and attractive too.

Seen and not heard: Pretty self explanatory

Get your tubes tied. Nobody wants to have to deal with a fucking kid, and condoms kill the sensation. get your tubes tied and let him nut in you all he wants.

Some guys take a while to come from a blowjob. Work on your technique, but don't stop until you feel that splash in the back of your throat.

Don't spend his money. he buys you things, you don't buy things for yourself.

Don't complain. He's a busy and important man who has enough to deal with without you adding to his problems. Stop being so selfish.

And basically learn to say "yes". It's a positive word that leads to positive attitudes with positive results.

Easy: be happy when around him, don't get fat, and don't cheat... that's all

Happily married for 22 years.

- Oral sex at least once a week.

- Anal sex at least once a month

- Vaginal sex whenever he wants it, even if you don't feel fresh or skinny or pretty. He does NOT care about that, he just wants to ejaculate. If you lovingly and eagerly spread your legs and let him drain his balls, instead of forcing him to surreptitiously and sullenly jack off in the shower, he will be grateful for days afterwards.

- Learn a dozen recipes that he likes. You can easily find some online that are quick and easy to make and don't cost too much. Don't be the lazy princess that wants to eat out in a restaurant six times a week.

- Never undermine him in front of his friends or co-workers.

Do shit to show that you care about him. Initiate sex once in a while if he doesn't to make him feel attractive. Sex isn't necessary every day but if you're normal, you'll want it at least once daily. Keep yourself washed and smell nice, it's womanly. Wear makeup and look cute every once in a while around the house, not when you're just going out. Make him dinner or buy him something unexpected to make him feel special. Spend time with him and make obvious sacrifices once in a while to show that he's a priority. Spend time with his family and become one of his family.

This is all shit I do for my gf but she doesn't give a fuck anymore. Rip me ig

first, you tits or gtfo

Be yourself.

This is terrible advice.

dont give him hard time
make food
have sex regulary

i cant think of more lol

Yeah sure :*

It's a chick who posts on Sup Forums.

Think before you speak.

I thought I summed that up under the emotion point, at least indirect. If I forgot something it's what the bloke below us wrote: don't lose respect for yourself or your partner and don't try to undermine your partner in front of others, while discussing problems and having open conversations are vital they should be between you and your partner. don't ask others, most people have no clue or a jelly of your deep connection to your partner if you happen to have it.

And all of the other comments about fucking anal sex and shit is from fucking mental or even physically 12 year old children. I would just ignore it but a healthy sex life is important as well obviously, da.

O yeh?

Quite trying to test him and play emotional games. He put up with that shit but, it's a thorn in he's side.

Easy, shut the fuck up

> refuse intercourse with bf for a year cause not ready
> suckoff strangers
> suckoff guy friends and family of bf for feedback
> suckoff strangers for money
> breakup with bf and become anal pornstar goddess

my doubles game is strong today, you should take that as a sign folks.

You don't. You are a disgusting neckbeard on Sup Forums, not a girl, and thus you cannot be a good girlfriend or any kind of girl at all. Get fucked OP, yours truly Sup Forums.

You have a shitty perspective on this my little bro, even if it is a fat asshole men the advise here is somewhat solid for every young guy or girl out there who want to avoid some unnecessary bullshit down the line and reads this, maybe only out of initial boredom.

Sucking cock isn't just for whores. Other then that you aint a slave or some shit like that bitch.

That's why you start a thread asking for advice or life tips, not one pretending to be a girl to try and start a virgin/beta shitstorm.

You want to defend cancerous shitposting, go right ahead.

I didn't say I condone the initial approach to ask for advise (if true you have no proof of that you are making assumptions), I said the outcome is potentially positive for everyone aside from op reading the actual advise.

If you can't separate this arguments you need to start paying attention, are not very bright or trolling which would make you as inferior as the person you dislike in the first place.
Anyway, you are not creating a good argument or presenting yourself in a good solid manner with your line of argumentation in this specific case. I think if you dislike this kind of trolls we can still agree there is solid advise for a clear defined issue in this thread, so no point in argue about this minor issue.

Fight me IRL.

fighting irl just means one of two things: 1. you agree to disagree or 2. you know i'm right and I suspect it's the later in this case so all I would do is skip the fight at this point and go straight to the beer drinking. better headache, same result.

dont take advice from these social rejects

It means one of one thing.

I know I am right, and that I need to beat that righteousness into you.

In the process, I will be beating the cancer out of Sup Forums by beating a cancer enabler like yourself.

What's your address so I can come over?