Official Friday Night NRL Thread

Games tonight:
Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs vs New Zealand Warriors
Kickoff at 6pm AEDT

Gold Coast Titans vs Parramatta Eels
Kickoff at 8:05pm AEDT

First for based broncgods

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>1 from 3

Season is pretty much over 2bh

Test

Broncucks Ltd.

ODI

State of Origin

Bulldogs
Eels

MUTINY

put your money where your mouth is

Bunch of spergs going crook about thaiday touching memelbournes broken thumb.Softcocks on reddit/everywhere make my blood boil lads

Statement of claims (or 'Why the NRL and Reddit is wrong about everything'):

1. If his hand wasnt injured would Thaiday get a contrary conduct charge? No

2. Does a player have a duty not to interact with an injured players injury? No

3. If he can mess with a healthy mans thumb and not attract a charge he shouldnt attract a charge where the player is injured, that's just fair.

4. If you charge Thaiday you need to charge every player from now on who attacks an injured players injury.

5. NRL fucking suck at making up laws that make sense

I tipped them in our tipping comp

t. Brongrubs

In every sport if someone is injured they're targeted. It's all fair imo. Look at what they do in Tennis you get a leg injury or are getting cramps? Your opponent is going to run you from side to side. Harden the fuck up cunts.

Coen Hess starting for the boys tomorrow

100points inc
200k price rise inc

Felise KaufusGOD

They won't come to the other side of the court and whack you with their racquet, though. There's a difference between passively targeting an injury and actively doing it. Running at him and forcing him to make more tackles, or trying to step beside him and force him to make cover tackles with his bad hand seems more effective.

Based Hymel Hunt, lads

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Le tackle man also named for the boys

What memes did you guys fall for this week?

parra didnt know norman was out
they could still getup

went to the shops, bought lunch, put my wallet in the bag, ate the food, threw the bag in the bin

and binman came today

this is the 2nd time I've done this

Put my Newstart on the Eels lads

Keary and Hess

thinking of trading rapana for tedesco after this round 2bh

Norman and Keary, but then realised Norman was out, so reversed the trades and fell for Keary and Hess.

who the fuck puts their wallet in anything but their pocket

are you tism lad? that sucks if you are. put your wallet in your pocket ffs. and for you, the front ones, cause youre tism you'll get pick pocketed.

6pm kickoff is awesome when youre an unemployed student

Just a reminder that the Broncucks Ltd lost two games in a row despite the referees carrying them.

KEK

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Friendly reminder that Joey has passed down his divine blessing and that GOATcastle are winning it all this year.

TYBJ

Haha love seeing the thurston pepe I made :D

Haha that's my post in there :)

I made this.

samefag

Few sausage rolls and beer is for dinner lads.

Hope the doggies smash these kiwi cunts.

mbye and reynolds are fucking retarded halves and warriors are gonna win by like 50 cause reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked

well he better make it entertaining at least

yeah itll be a laugh when he hits himself in the head for stuffing up

hell probably punch on with luke who is pretty good at niggling

You're making me hard

Holy shit

Not a fan of the dogs but what's with this fucking refball.

Josh "Doofus" Reynolds

THE REYNOLDS BEGINS

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>reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked
>reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked
>reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked

also the bulldogs have been under seige the entire game and this is just going to get worse

get a photo of that cumshot on the back of his head when you can

>bulldog fans

I'll do mah best no promises

stream?

KEK

i actually did lad

cool to see people save it 2bh

Is this a under 13s game?

>>reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked
>>reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked
>>reynolds is gonna spaz out cause he is about to get sacked

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>tfw fell for the "surely bulldogs can't be that bad" meme

who /queenslanda/ here

thought the game started at 6pm but we don't use memelight savings

wtf that's a sick stadium

quads confirm
All indoor apparently

who /r/nrl here

here, I spend most of my time on r cuckold though

Leigh.

How come they've played 2 more games than the other teams?

My kiwi workmate was telling me that apparently all the locals got super pissed off that the government randomly decided to build this expensive stadium in this town without asking anybody and will be getting the money back for it from their rates.

Based doggies.

go back to poopee poonion

>literally btfo by women's cricket in the ratings

Do you think it would be awkward to be security at a nrl game. Have to sit there watching a bunch of people who are like 1 meters away or less listening to their conversation and making awkward eye contact all the time.

no clue actually

me 2bh

Nobody notices security guards though tbf.

tipped the dogs because they have the home game lads

>cronks hair

kek

I can't browse Sup Forums on my phone while listening to music anymore as the music cuts out. Any other lads have this issue?

>browser
>phoneposting

me2

plus no rts so they're the safe tip

this game and roosters vs panthers are the toughest games to tip this week

>not knights souths

souths will unironically win by 20

Roosters will smash the poothers, souths vs knights is the hardest because it depends on which souths or knights team decides to show up.

Going to do 6 months abstinence lads. Is it gonna make me attracted to NRL players?

>poodogs

>poodogs

wew

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He he next to get sacked lads

>only one mash with 2 large chips

blasphemy 2bh

>pooriors

>27 bucks for some chips, gravy and a burger
Based sean

hope none of you guys fell for the mbye meme

Fucking coconuts

Hayne will probably be passing intercepts to Parra all game.

Family chips are way bigger than large chips m8.

But Red Rooster mash and gravy is huge.

I had about $13 of Red Loyalty Dollars so it was only $14.

This is a KFC board get out reddit

The Warriors are consistently the dumbest team in the league

Too many fucking coconuts

KFC is old news.

The new /nrl/ approved fast food is Red Rooster, and I expect the poofters in /cric/ will catch up soon.

>pooriors

was gonna captain SJ but glad I captained thursto instead

/rug/ on absolute and eternal suicide watch for the THIRD week in a row

Why would you go to red rooster when you can just get a hot chicken from the iga and some hot chips from the fish and chips that will be next to every iga which will be better?

Because Red Rooster is better.