Every time I come on here it's because I have no where else on the internet I want to go...

Every time I come on here it's because I have no where else on the internet I want to go, or when I hate myself an extra amount. Why do you come to Sup Forums?

boredom.

In the hope it might just for one night be the old b and not this b

No it's all porn now.

Looking for shit like this when I'm driving home.

I wish my life was as exciting and random as hers. You just know she doesn't care, ffs she probably posted that on fb.

i bet u fuckin retard

>when I'm driving

Yup.
Problem?

I'm 99% sure anybody on Sup Forums is at least a little retarded.

u liek that u fukin retard

>Problem?

You make me want to shoot myself that's my problem. Please never speak again.

Retard

my mistake

Then shoot yourself, pussy.
Quit looking for sympathy.
Lift your head up high,
And blow your brains out.

Retard

please teach me the right opinions to have daddy

i'm just to stupid to think for myself

You are exactly what I hate about the internet.

no you were correct. i was wrong

Everyone is a mistake. Nobody was ever meant to exist, it's not your fault and it's not up to you to apologize for the wrongdoings of the universe. Chin up :)

That's too bad.
"Man. I wish b was just as sympathetic as I was."

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching rick and morty, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

my god it just keeps going

wat

Then get off the internet.
Otherwise, you have no case to bitch.
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Weren't you going to kill yourself?

The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Gino Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.

Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.

That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god

Fuckin retard

my mistakes

>Let's jump on the retard train, isn't that what everyone else is doing? Guys?

I come here to beat my meat, see random shit to laugh at and to feel a sense of belonging in a misfit society.

*teleports behind you*
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
My dad is Pappa Johns, motherfucker.
We are more than QUADRUPLE the army than your watered down, plastic cheesed, band of under-yeasted, half baked goyum brand.

Fucking retarded.

Chzekd tho

But the thing is, no.

retard

The world is full of the trips.
But five twos is of the grundtvos to be of the noticed.

To see people more fucked up than I am.

My mistake

We are all of the rubiks cube.
To if is of the chance of all the us is just one of the turn away from being of the scrambled.