I want to fuck this lefty cunt. How do I make this happen?
I want to fuck this lefty cunt. How do I make this happen?
She does look fuckable and also underage.
I was thinking of starting with "I've always wanted to choke a communist," but that might be too on the nose. Thoughts?
Fake your profile and photo shop yourself at a failed Clinton rally last year. Then bring towels because she'll be soaked.
Choke her and pretend to be a dirty commie too. It's not that hard. Play the part and get the pussy.
they like to talk about politics and being dominated
plus points if you're minority
Well we already matched. I just don't know what to say.
She's cute as fuck op, time to go under cover liberal style.
>plus points if you're minority
Jesus, what has this country become?
Fuck... just realized I won't be able to get there today anyway. I'll start again tomorrow. Moot please delete my thread.
So which one is for like? left?
Ask her if she has ever hate fucked the enemy cuz your definitely interested
start with something like
>would you punch a nazi on sight?
>I'm a commie myself
>how do we save the black community
>would you be ok if my friend joins us too?
"Can I spray my white privilege all over your tits?"
Rape
Good in theory but could backfire easily
Call her comrade they like that
>"I've always wanted to choke a comrade."
Better?
>right wing autist needs help to get pussy
Figures.
>"I've always wanted to choke you, comrade."
>right-wing
Barely.
That sounds creepy. I don't even know her.
Seriously, just start talking about some political topic she likes. Use the internet to make it seem like you care and know stuff. Send her pictures of you in panties and ask if she owns a strap on.
I kinda made the assumption that you were Sup Forums because they're fucking everywhere but that isn't TOO bad I guess. Carry on m8.
"You're gonna want to pay me for air when I'm done with you."
>Send her pictures of you in panties and ask if she owns a strap on.
No thank you.
>"You're gonna want to pay me for air when I'm done with you."
Sploosh.
>commie
>left
Apparently she hasn't really researched what communism stands for.
>No thank you.
Your loss comrade.
Whut?
"Those boots are made for stomping white nationalists. Then we could go back to my place for Gramsci and Chill."
tell her that you're a feminist
that's usally a good start
bait
>Then we could go back to my place for Gramsci and Chill.
made me laugh, good one
Oh.
>"Those boots are made for stomping white nationalists. Then we could go back to my place for Gramsci and Chill."
Not bad.
perfect opening, trust your gut
do *not* pander to her political views.
Have you tried not being a faggot?
>perfect opening, trust your gut
>do *not* pander to her political views.
So many mixed messages.
>Have you tried not being a faggot?
All my life.
>has skin head
>is wearing red laces
How is this cunt "lefty"? Unless she's just ignorantly dressing like a serious skinhead because she thinks she looks cool, in which case choke this poser bitch right until the fuck out, please.
OK, but how?
The best answer on this thread is your own, op
Love you
how is it a mixed message.
You dont
What about "I've always wanted to choke a commrade, most women don't have the backbone for it?"
When combined with the other post.
Let me dream, faggot.
NO! Do not pretend to be a commie. Do not reveal your own views directly, just express disdain for hers. Get a banter going but don't press too hard, keep it sexual. "I've always wanted to choke a communist" is *the* perfect opening line. Please go for that.
It's not a mixed message bc pandering to means "falsly agreeing with" not just "using to advantage"
Any more pictures? Tempted to rip my dick off to this specimen.
this guy doesn't get pussy
Fair point. Any other good quips come to mind?
Incoming.
Agreed, first is best. Get the conversation started with a good joke. I know the type and tbh, not out of character to fuck around w a nazi on the dl. You'll be fine. She clearly wants someone to fuck her. Approach confidently, choke her, and give her what she wants.
Love you
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>Love you
Fucking stop with that shit. It makes me hate you.
I like this method of approach
I don't know what to make of this one.
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Quote some communist/feminist literature.
Fucking stop it with that coming to Sup Forums asking how to fuck a girl shit. Makes you look pathetic and incompetent.
Fuck you, love you
This guy is a virgin.
>Makes you look pathetic and incompetent.
BUT I AM! I'm 26 and I've only had one woman fuck me for free.
Last one.
I believe in you. Because..
I love you. Feel my love, op. Maybe not tonight, but very soon, you will choke a commie.
Much appreciated user, lay some pipe for me if you can, because I would fucking ruin her if I got the chance.
Saved need more.
I'll do my best, gents.
Anywho, I've got three hours until football. What do I watch? (I have Netflix)
this one will get you the puss
pick of destiny
Just rewatched it a few weeks ago.
i think you would find more lefty sluts in Potsdam so if you dont like this one, another one will come along surley
What makes you say that? You North Country?
And don't call me Shirley.
post screencaps of your tinder convo with her
Shirley
I can't meet up tonight, so I'm going to say something tomorrow. Didn't think of that until I started the thread. I will post the convo tomorrow.
You can start the convo today and finish tomorrow, stop looking for excuses you pussy
yeah what he said
you're making me look like a samefag
First change your sex to a WOMAN
Then you might have a chance at conquering this lesbian you speak about
K.
Talk to her about cultural marxism and why your country should abolish taxes
you're making me look like i'm making you look like a samefag too
seize her means of reproduction
Now that shit is gold
Much love op
Wasted opportunity, you should've sent her this
virgin
I won't invite you to take a coffee, let's go out and take the means of production!
definitely try to work this in somewhere, but wait for an opportunity, don't just dump all your lines at once, as tempting as it may be.
kek
>Not opening with "I've always wanted to choke a skinhead"
>take a coffee
Fuck off, Eurotrash.
Next line
"I loved you in Deadpool"
oof these are pretty good
I see what you did there.
The absolute mad man. Gott mit uns brother.
underage b&
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>Not getting the capitalism joke
It's okay. I shouldn't have assumed you were intelligent.
dont use this one, poster is a virgin
WINRAR BOYZ