Can't flush my toilet, it smells fucking horrible, any tips what I should do?
Can't flush my toilet, it smells fucking horrible, any tips what I should do?
why cant you flush it
Take a staw and drink it until it's empty.
Use bleach
Stick you're fuckin head in there and suck it up you cunt.
Dump a cup of salt in it, then some bleach and ammonia, stir well, thank me later
BTW rock salt works best
Liquid plumber or ask a hardware store for liquid fire hope your pipes arent plastic that shit will melt em
Dubs don't lie
Definitely not bleach and ammonia, unless you want to die a painful death from the fumes. Get a straw and start suckin’.
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!
IS THAT A NOODLE?
pour diesel in
light it up
Even funnier when you realise a roilet can never be empty. Nice one.
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use a plunger
close the lid
Fuck off samefag. You just poured some gay ass soup in there. You're desperate.
wrap your arm in a plastic bag and stick it deep
Open the top of the tank and pull up the float a bit to trigger waterflow. You need the tank to fill with as much water as possible. Once you have it at capacity, simply flush. The sudden influx of water will push the clog through.
what if no plunger?
I'm not OP. Holy shit, you assume shit too quickly.
You should just kill yourself now. I've forgotten how to sage but this shit deserves to be saged until gone.
Fuck it is getting worse
heh ever now and then Sup Forums banner does me a good chuckle
honestly
gte a metal hanger wire and double it up. make sure its firm but flexible and stick it down the drain and move it around.
a poor mans drain snake.
of course do this if the plunger doesnt work
this
use a big ass garbage bag
wrap your arm in it
and go tickle the end of your toilet, the deepest you can, fist that shit until it's all gone
can get pretty messy but works 100%
Should I just call a plumber? I think it is quite embarrassing if a plumber sees I just took a shit and toilet is not flushing
They are used to it as it is their job
tip from the pros :
double the bag
Shut off water underneath shitter
Go to home Depot and buy a plunger and general home maintenance book with instructions
HI BILLY MAYS HERE
yeah becaue people only ever find out their toilet is clogged because they always randomly flush their toilets all the time
what kind of faggot are you that you dont pre-flush your toilet to make sure it works
I'm telling ya, ammonia and bleach will cure all your problems
Where the fuck is the water now? plumber is on the way, will be here soon
become a plumber
I called a plumber already you idiot
im calling bullshit ive used it three fucking times and all it was was a huge waste of money for me and i still didnt get what i needed fixed fixed
try and pour a bucket of water in it to see if it goes away
I had the same issue OP, had roots growing through my pipes, had to get it roto rooted, pour a half cup of salt down the pipes once a week to keep the roots at bay
Plumber told me on the phone to just wait so I dont fuck up anything he will be here very soon
nigga what kind of shit have you been taking
Plumber arrived
This usually works
WTF?
Was this guy just waiting outside, hoping you'd call him?
Shenanigans I say.
this, also, don't pour all the salt at once
Plumber said that is a stupid ass idea so fuck you
fuck the plumber. Trust me, I'm a lawyer
I told him the toilet is smelling fucking horrible and it is getting worse so he said he will hurry, how much should I tip him?
suck his dick
But ayynon, that creates mustard gas
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>I told him the toilet is smelling fucking horrible and it is getting worse so he said he will hurry, how much should I tip him?
Smack him on the ass and say good job
I'm not gay so go suck a nigger dick yourself you punk ass motherfucker
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$50 at the most. I can tell he's gonna have a bad time.
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>I told him the toilet is smelling fucking horrible and it is getting worse so he said he will hurry, how much should I tip him?
Smack him on the ass and say good job
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>I told him the toilet is smelling fucking horrible and it is getting worse so he said he will hurry, how much should I tip him?
Tell him you would like to play a game called just the tip. And then you can put just the tip in your mouth and see if you like it.
nigga this honorable man is going deep into your fucking poo poo.
at the very least give him something to drink
dubs decide if I give him a bottle of jagermeister
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rolling for that poor fucking plumber.
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>rolling for that poor fucking plumber.
WinRAR
Roll
HIT
Do it OP.
He's gonna need to blank out this memory.
Will do
Throw a bucket of water into it
This worked for another user
OP is ded
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