Tomorrow I might meet Chris Hadfield(an astronaut). What should I ask him?

Tomorrow I might meet Chris Hadfield(an astronaut). What should I ask him?

why all he did on the iss was clown around like some fucking kid?

If Earth is flat. Say it with a serious look on your face.

does he like feet or traps

>"did you bust a nut in spess?"

Do you have any pictures of Uranus?

Whats a zero G boner like

What's the funniest thing that happened to you in zero gravity?

Ask him what it's like to get stoned in space, whether you feel more high because the 0 g

Why do we send women in space? Its already been vacuum

can't get boners in zero G

Is this at KSC for lunch with an astronaut? We took the kid there last year to meet Bruce Melnick. He was very cool.

Ask him why the government is hiding the fact that the sun is flat.

This.

Alternatively, ask if traps are gay

That David Bowie shit he did was pure cringe!

Ask him what kind of green screen software they use

ask has he created a weightless spunk ball and who swallowed

bullshit

ask him about the moon men

ask him if he's dtf?

We prefer to be called mooninites

ask him about flat earth

Ask him about his erectile dysfunction

ASK him why he supports the conspiracy

How many pussies that 'stache has tickled.

ask him why they spill water on the iss like it was nothing

Is ayy lmao sex any good?

Ask him to regale you with stories about his sweet ass stash.

Ask him if he knows that you can make rocket fuel out of mentos and coke.

ask why u no use Sup Forums but use reddit?

ask him why him and the nazis at NASA are such lying pieces of shit.

Ask if he's seen some big ol' alien titties. Raise your hand as if you're going for a high five when saying this.

Lol no crap. Isnt electricity more conductant in a vacuum?

ask him if the ISS is in the same studio they filmed the moon landing in?

>What should I ask him?
Have you had sex in space?
Have you met aliens?
then if he answers anything other than a definite negative
Have you had sex with aliens in space?

Or Chipotle diarrhea and pop rocks.

Ask him if space is big