Please Sup Forumsros help me ask her out on a date!

Please Sup Forumsros help me ask her out on a date!

06 gets to decide what to say

If you're ufkcing pussy ass can't even muster up a fucking text asking a girl on a date your fucking pathetic ass shouldn't be dating fucking kill yourself faggot

I wanted to go see IT , but my grandma won't let me. Can you drive me and my friends?

Roll

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I WANT TO FEED YOU UNTIL YOU DEVELOP HEALTH PROBLEMS!!!

Forget it bitch, I don't fuck with whores like you who only remember people by their penis tips.

This count or are you going to be a faggit and ask for 06 specifically

This better count or I'm gone.

I HAVE DIARRHEA PLEASE SEND FOR HELP

Not even dubs to give us a reasonable chance of get? You are a faggot.

kill yourself

did you know the holl of cost never happened,

You're are a beautiful woman and I mean that in a totally non-threatening way.

rerooolll

reroll

Not even hall? Are you retarded?

Come on Sup Forumsros, I'm trying to date her not roast her!
5 gets

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Tell her you want to cum in her ass

"I can fist my own ass."

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Win

I'm gay but need a girlfriend as a cover for my parents. Will you please pretend to be my girlfriend? Btw this is a limited offer, you can also wear any of my fur suits and use my Bad Dragon dildos (I wash them once a week). *teleports to your roof and gazed at the moon*

i'm a stupid faggot that's making Sup Forums ask you out on a date: go to

I like to masturbate by putting Barbie feet in my urethra

So your joke was to break up the word holocaust into sections that aren't even real words? Wew lad, nice joke.

Do you also cry after sex?

this may seem a bit odd, but i've always had a mutilation fatish.

"How is babby formed."

WINRAR WTF

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call 9174442794

Do you have a Hitachi magic wand I can borrow?

Guys we're losing her....

9 gets

I HAVE A WEIGHT GAIN FETISH AND DESPERATELY WANT TO FEED YOU, YOU DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. I'LL PAY FOR THE FOOD AND EVERYTHING. IT WONT EVEN BE PHYSICAL I'L L JUST RECORD YOU AS YOU STUFF YOURSELF AND ENJOY MYSELF LATER.

kek

reroll.

yes come on...

What do you say I bring over some wine coolers and place bets on how far up your forearm you can cram in my fecal socket?

nigger

dont dissapoint OP

please please hear me lord.

It frightens me you had two fatties on standby. I think user might enjoy this fetish.

jesus fucking christ. everytime i get sick of this shithole one of you weirdos redeems it

Can you fit your first in your ass? I'd love to see that happen... I got $20.00 on it.

come on we need to do this.

03 gets

Can we bring this back still?

I still don't fucking get this system you've put in place here, OP.

Declare who gets nigger

Nignogs rustle me jimmies

Out of all the places you could have come for dating advice, this has to be the worst.

Sorry *autocorrect

03 or 3? You're shutting the bed OP

does this turn you on?

"My autocorrect isn't working right."

8 gets

I spiced it up a bit, might as well as this point.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, A FEEDER GIRLFRIEND WOULD BE THE ONLY THING HOLDING ME BACK FROM SUICIDE. INLOVE YOU PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME.

Fine, suit yourself

God has a plan for you OP.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior? If not, fuck you.

Dubs checkem for the feeder stuff. So hot. Fuck OP and keep posting your stuff

Hey.. uhh if it isn't too late uhm.. can I fuck you in the ass? I'm free at 4 am tommorow

I don't need the cops on me guys..

7 gets

IF YOU THINK IM JOKING IM FUCKING NOT, IVE BEEN UP THE PAST FEW DAYS CUTTING MYSELF. ONE STUFFING IS ALL I ASK, IF YOU CANT DO THAT FOR ME THEN IM FUCKING ENDING IT!!!

reroll

what the fuck even is this "06" gets.

REROLL!!!

IF YOU NIGGER I WILL CHICKEN AND RICE

Ding.

Still better than that hag hilldawg

6

Is this considered harassment?

Very much so. Good luck.

I like where this is going, I'm all for gangbang opportunities

Nigger tongue my anus

Lets start over Lets start over "Instrumental".

I LOVE YOU, DONT DO THIS TO ME. ONE TIME, OME FUCKING MEAL WITH YOU IS ALL IM ASKING. IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK. MY MINDS IN A FUCKED UP PLACE AT THE MOMENT. DENYING ME THIS WOULD DESTROY ME EMOTIONALLY.

Rolling again.

send her dick pic

please slap my nuts and call me Sally Semen-swallow

In ready to go suicide by cop

Don't come to school tomorrow

winrar, i think you might just convince her this time

Hail Hydra

Bump

3 gets

Guys I might still have a chance save me now

im cocked and loaded

Please stop this fake shit, it's not funny.

The only joke here is the Las Vegas shooting

rolllll

It's those CIA niggers making me say this shit they're in my head you need to blow a cow like a white man to save me

sorry, i'm just depressed because my hamster died
he was my only friend and i'm gonna kill myself tonight, just wanted to take a shot at sex with you first...

nice

OK LET'S COMPROMISE, ONE PIC OFF YOU WITH A FORK IN HAND PLEASE I NEED SOMETHING TOP PLEASURE MY VOICES

Win

9 gets

Guys she might feel bad for me

I WISH IT WAS, I WISH I COULD END IT NOW AND LAUGH ABOUT IT WHEN I SEE YOU NEXT. BUT ITS NOT, IVE BEEN LYING AWAKE WHEN A KNIFE TO MY WRIST FOR THE PAST COUPLE MONTHS, IVE TRIED GETTING HELP BUT NONE OF IT STOPS ME THINKING ABOUT YOU. PLEASE CAN WE GET TOGETHER AND TALK THIS THROUGH?!! I REALLY NEED A FRIEND RIGHT NOW.

i promise i'll please you

I'm being told what to say on a website, but being honest I really want to fuck you then splatter your brains against a wall.

nother roll.