We Wuz Risk and Shieett

Anyone up for risk?

>name
>colour
>starting location

We can start once we get five players. I'd like to use this map but if anyone has a better suggestion I'm open to it.

Bump.

I'll add myself in.

>Syrian Arab Republic
>Dark Red
>Syria

Switzerland
Blue

Romulus is the name of your country?

yes

Okay, added.

Bump.

Another bump.

Game will start at five players.

I don't think you can bump your own thread.

Age doesn't work? RIP.

I'll try advertising on some other boards, and I'll give it ten minutes until I abandon thread.

add me
russia

Colour and location?

idc color and just in the general area of russia

>the general area of russia

Hope you don't mind if I take a couple liberties

Put something in the name field so OP knows which rolls are yours

actually wait shit i dont have time for this its like 3:30 sorry for waisting your time

It's okay. Bump the thread on your way out.

I'll set another ten minute window while I look for risk threads on other boards.

Hey OP those bonuses are shit

No worries I got you covered

I'll use this then. You want in?

Bulgarian Empire
Gold
Bulgaria

Mauga Sinasina
Cyan
...Let's go with Ukraine. I want to annex Crimea for a pun, effectively making everyone hate me.

Added.

On a side note, do you always play as Mauga?

Pretty much.

Waiting on just one more player. If we can't get one in five minutes, we'll start anyway.

Cool.

Brb, stockpiling Assad reaction images.

Bumping this.

In the meantime, anybody want to hear a joke?

Go ahead.

Oh god, why would you do that?

his jokes aren't that bad.

Alright. Here we go:
Two guys walk into a bar. One's an alcoholic, the other's in the hospital.

...

man that sucked

Serbian-Greek Union
Any color left
Serbija

shit internet

>Moorish Caliphate
>Morocco
>Green

I know, these are some Singa-poor jokes...

That was shit.

Ok you guys need to get the fuck out of my space

Adding you, will start after this.

...

What the fuck are you talking about? I'm in Ukraine. It's not like you're gonna die.

>Turkroach Empire
>Pink
>Istanbul

Start in Britain, orange

It's Assad truth, but I am very good at jokes. Right?

Nice get, adding.

Adding.

STOP

o fug

>KANTA KUNTA
>BROWN
>UTMOST SOUTH BORDER OF ALGERIA

Shieeeeetttt

Holy fuck so many people okay adding.

Hehehe

It about to happen

There is no brown, so I'll make one.

>Hill King
>Some Shade of Green
>Switzerland

Round one. Here we go. Updates may be a little slow, there's a lot of us.

nvm taken af

I'll add you, but you might want to reconsider your starting location.

Fill Ukraine.

Fill Switzerland, spill into Italy

I'm in Switzerland.

def senpai
put me in Italy

Fill Morocco.

Expand into turkey going east.

Expand in Bulgaria and Romania

Roll to take Syria, spill into Jordan.

saw

Expand into south England (the bit worth 2) if extra go into Scotland and wales

Dubs. If extra go into Ireland

Run away disgusting Turk I fuck your steppe horde mother go back to your yurts

Please keep thread alive while I'm updating, but not too alive. Don't want to archive too quickly.

Waiting on Kanta Kunta and the Serbians.

Since the Hill King TECHNICALLY joined before I started, they get a roll.

understood loud and clear.
we about to duke it out over the hills?

>serbia is in bosnia
what the fuck OP

anyways, fill yugoslavia

Fuck you cunt.

Serbia, Bosnia, all the same shit really.

(My bad)

Your roll?

We don't have to duke it out if you only expand into Africa.

Hatay is rightful syrian clay

haven't been put in the saddle yet, just curious if we're gonna come to blows off the bat

sounds agreeable to me hill-bro
can i have italy?

I'm going to assume Kanta Kunta isn't here.

Hate to be pushy but we're waiting on you.

Sure.

I'm working on it.

just use that post's roll
fill italy

Don't wait on people

Update every 10 minutes

KANTA KUTA moves through the rest of algeria and to moroccow cunts

This please

>82 replies
>round 2

Wew.

Next.

This

.Fill Austria

Alright.

I'll update that with the next map.

Fill Italy some more. Any extra goes to Sicily
Seal the deal with a NAP?

Fill Ukraine.

>palis

Spill?

wtf happened in italy
anyways
fill serbia

Fill Morocco, go to Algeria.

Fill turkey.

Deal.

Fill out Romania

Spills go to Hungary

spill Southern France

All of Algeria is currently claimed and you have 8 moves left.

Good shit. I'm open to an alliance later, if you get threatened.