This is a true story of how i mentally deflorated someone
>Be me >19yo tech nostalgia obsessed autist >room full of old Sun servers, crappy hardware and shit >can't walk in room, no sunlight, mom too scared to enter >fell for the formal education meme >decided to study Philosophy instead of CS >kek.jpg >the group is full of people older than me, max 10-15 students at my age >1st year no social interactions, observing the group >2nd year minimum social interactions, keep observing >kinda getting close with a girl who tends to have lunch at the same place i go >girl is 25yo with a degree in Astrophysics, studying Philosophy for the pure pleasure of studying it >sharing table with her at lunch for the entire semester >we are getting closer with time as we have some common interests and some authors that we both like >she still has no clue about my autistic side though >"it's time to ask her out, user" >took me almost 2 months to ask her out >she said yes >had a pizza night together, talking about Rare Earth hypothesis and shit >home is pretty close to the pizza place and she lives far away but i still insist to walk her home >"no, user, i want you to show me your library" >mfw i realize my library is a server rack >mfw i realize what my room looks like
Part 2 to come
Aaron Reyes
Bamp
Caleb Myers
no one cares bruhhhhh
Gavin Allen
>NOT PREWRITING THE FUCKING STORY BEFOREHAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Henry Reed
Suppose I'll see where this goes
Jacob Roberts
Op, what the fuck.
James Brooks
I swear OP, this thread better not 404 before part 2 goes up...
Evan Butler
My God, OP really is a fag
Jaxson Martin
you glorious nigger fuck hurry it up
Michael Wood
Fuck op. Sage Sage Sage
Kayden Murphy
>Part 2 to come
lies!!!!!
Parker Wood
The suspense I killing me
Aaron Lopez
C'mon OP
Charles Williams
CONTINUE OP, C O N T I N U E.
Jaxon Reyes
post pics of room
Anthony Ross
Goo
Logan Martinez
Cmon OP
Joshua Anderson
Sometimes i feel like op won’t fome back and I’ll just sit here, wondering if anything ever came of the girl or if she was even real in the first place, is anything real?
Bentley Lopez
Hurry up you shit
Brody Kelly
Bump
James Johnson
Hustle hustle
Ethan Allen
My body and mind are ready. Give me more of this nectar, please
Blake James
It's been over an hour
Henry Martin
There are only two real thing in this universe:
The first is your own consciousness; everything else could very well be an illusion from your imagination. The second is OP's faggotry.
Gabriel White
This
Chase Hall
Oppy probably died of heart attack while typing part 2. Odds are skinny, but shit happens sometimes >we won't never know
Jaxon Gutierrez
Don't you die faggot
Nathan Myers
that ass looks delicious
Michael Scott
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Owen Ramirez
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Juan Ramirez
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Jace Bennett
OP is a bundle of sticks
but I do want him to finish this story
Anthony Peterson
>31 replies >20 posters >mfw
Ayden Miller
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Ryan Sullivan
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William Morales
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Brandon Harris
Yeah so like prewrite your story dude
Cooper Thomas
You could put this thread in thread watcher onstead of bumping it with third tier erotic shit, but of course you won't because you shouldn't be born
Samuel Hill
OP better fuckin deliver
Samuel Myers
WAKE UP OP YOU PISSHEAD!!!!
Xavier Carter
OP ain't coming back and I'm killing time.
Jaxson Morales
>I'm killing time yeah, for your whole life
Samuel Cook
OP OP OP OP REEEEEEEEE
John Brown
>We finally get back to the house >I feed her 17000 calories and she gsta nice and plump >She begs me to stop but I keep ramming food down her throat >When theres no more space I begin fucking her food filled throat >Indo this for 3 years >She reaches 800lbs before she dies >The end
Jonathan Sanchez
Isn't that what we're all doing here anyway?
Jonathan Taylor
>start walking back to my place >knees_weak_arms_heavy.mp3 >start sweating real bad because I know what's about to unfold >nearing my house >she starts getting flirty with me >wants to go straight to the bedroom >no.wav >try everything imaginable to get her to wait so I can clean the piss jugs out of my room first >its not happening >fuk >we walk through the house and say hi to my mom and dad quickly >i open the door >everybody get on the floor let's walk the dinosaur
Owen Diaz
2/10 keked with the pissjugs
still no op
Ryan Howard
-9/10
lurkmoarfaggot.
Nathaniel Richardson
You sound upset. Go take it out on yo hand bitch boy
Logan Mitchell
Give me more you cunt nugget
Camden Cox
6/10 gave me a chuckle
James Bailey
>Go take it out on yo hand bitch boy
you want me to hit my hand... with my hand?
you're not making much sense, maybe you're tired? 8th grade can be hard sometimes. how bout you log off and get some sleep? those fractions aren't going to solve themselves lil guy :p.
Dominic Nelson
2 hours just about... no OP
Jonathan Rivera
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Joseph Gonzalez
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Charles Nelson
Top kek. ur a edgy Lil guy. Tell me what does pussy taste like?
