Hey Sup Forums what is your most fucked up, sexist and racist joke?

Hey Sup Forums what is your most fucked up, sexist and racist joke?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?


Nether have they

That is a good one.

6 million

>most fucked up, sexist and racist joke?
Donald Trump.

What's the similarity between blacks and tractors?
They perform better with chains
>Pic related, in case I lose something in translation

Don´t be a fag and post a joke.

How do you make a 5 year old black kid cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on his crack pipe.

Oops, I don't wanna be a joke posting fag.

brb, gotta help my uncle jack off a horse

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

You should have listened the first time.

How do you start an orgy at Aushwitz?
Stick your dick into the ash pile.

Why couldn't Jesus fuck a woman?

Because every time he touched a pussy it healed.

What do you call that annoying flap of skin around the vagina?

A woman.

What do you say to a chick with 2 black eyes?

Nothing. She obviously doesn't listen.

That's stupid.

What do uou call a black smurf. A Smigger

that's not all that good.....

Its better than your mother

Whats a muslim sluts signature more?

A blow hijab

A black a Mexican and a feminisit have a competition to jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society

Women deserve equal rights
And lefts.

Just hearing that they deserve equal rights makes me laugh.

Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?

Yeah, but that's because most of them are performing the rape. The victim will never enjoy it

That is just what they say.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

A Pollack, a Parisian and an Arab are flying on a plane.
They're notified that the airplane is going to crash because they are dragging too much weight.
They are told to throw out everything they don't need.
The Arab goes first and throws out his Cleaning Pot, "we have a lot of these in my country."
The Pollack throws out his Guitar. "we have a lot of these in my country."
Then the Parisian walks up to the Arab, and throws him out of the plane. He says "We have a lot of these in my country."

What if the victim has a rape fetish?

>btw what a waste of trips

I like that one

I like that one

Top Motherfucking kek

culture today has become way too politically correct... You can't even say "black paint!", now you have to say "Tyrone please paint the fence".

know what the best thing about

Houston, Florida, Porto Rico, Costa Rica, girls is?

they all wet.
know what the best thing about vegas girls is.... they all dead.

How do you make 5lbs of fat look good on a woman?
You put a nipple on it?

How did I find out my wife died?
The sex was better and the dishes piled up.

What's the similarity between a tornado and a marriage?
At first it's all sucking and blowing then BAM your house is gone.

Wait, I think the way I heard it was "What's the difference between Snow Tires and Niggers?" Answer: "Snow Tires don't scream when you put them in chains."

I heard the punchline as "Nothing. You done told the bitch twice."

I now like the French a little bit more

What's a pedophile's favourite time during a hockey game?

Before the first period...

Why do blacks buy chickens for their kids?
To teach then how to walk.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them! *Creepy giggles*

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

I actually give a shit when my computer crashes...

See you could've just posted that and people would've laughed the other one was just your opinion

Woman are like blackjack. I try to get 21, but I end up hitting on 13.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.

What does a black guy do after sex?

25 years...

Racist jokes
>black guy
Too edgy nigger.

A girl goes to her dad and asks "can i borrow the car?"
The dad replies "sure, if you suck my dick".
The girls sucks her dad's dick, then says "why does your dick taste like shit?"
The dad responds with "oh yeah, your brother asked to use the car."

He is your president

Trips of truth

That's sick bro - trouble is, as you just proved, it won't be truly appreciated.

I was raping a woman the other night and she said "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch.

I aint racist
Because that is a crime
and crime is for niggers

Why do Mexicans ride low riders? Because it's easier to pick strawberries

It must be hard for a woman to be raped.
Otherwise it doesn't go in properly.

What's long and black? The welfare line

Why is seven scared of eight?

Because eight nine.

This thread is like a rapist. It's gonna get up there whether you like it or not.

12 blonde guys were about to rape a German girl. She cried out "Nein! Nein!".
So 3 of them left.

What's white on top and black on the bottom?
Society.
What is black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.

Why is six scared of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

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Lost

What nonsense is this!?

What do you call a nigger bitch that has an abortion?
A crime fighter!

What do you call a nigger in a tree full of chimpanzees?
The branch manager!

How do you tell if a nigger bitch is pregnant?

Stick a tampon up her pussy. If the cotton's gone when you pull it out then she's got a niglet inside of her.

Lmao

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How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?

9 months.

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

there was blackman I say "Hey blackman"
but he was not blackman he was nigger

People who are afraid of pedophiles just need to grow up.

I cant gei it.

Nigger jokes are just bland. Can you guys come up with better.

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Q: Whaddya call a bunch of niggers in a barn?
A: Old farm equipment.

Q: What do you do when you see a nigger limping across a field?
A: Quit laughing & reload.

Q: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
A: You don't.
A: Take your foot off its head.
A: Cut the rope on the cinderblock.

Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a bench?
A: A bench can support a family of four.

Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
A: I try not to burn the pizza.
A: Pizza doesnt scream when you throw it in the oven.
A: A pizza can feed a family of 4.

Q: Why do niggers have white on the bottoms of their feet & palms?
A: They were on all fours when they were being spray painted.

underrated

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

How many black guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb
2 one to screw in the bulb the other to steal the TV

How many jews can you fit into a car?

25

2 in the front, 3 in the back and 20 in the ashtray.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne?

Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, “I’m scared.”

The pedophile says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

Underated

Why aren't Christians circumcised?

Because there's no end to those pricks.

Ayyyyy

How many radical feminist lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. And it's not funny.

But in reality they're filling Europe with Muslims

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You've already told her twice.

What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no sports car in my garage.

What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a sports car.

What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?

I didn't cut the brakes on Paul Walker's pile of dead babies.

fuck off normie

kek

A pizza can not feed a family of four m8 Jesus christ

Too soon?

The people in the World Trade Center were bummed when they ordered two large meat lovers pizzas for their office pizza party but got two plains instead.

Man walks into a bar. He notices a jar with money in it over the bar. He asks the bartender what the money's for.

Bartender says, "Oh, we've got ourselves a contest here, y'see...You pay $10, but if you beat all 3 challenges, you win all the money."

"What's the contest?" the man asks.

"First, you've gotta knock out Bruno with one shot," the bartender says - pointing to the 6'6, 300 lb dim-witted bouncer. "Then, we take you out back to the kennel, where our doberman has an impacted wisdom tooth, and you have to remove it. Finally, you have to have sex with Agnes," he continued, pointing to a mummy-like elderly woman in the corner, "until she has an orgasm."

"Screw that," the man says. "That's way too tough!" But, a few drinks in, he'd gotten his Irish courage up, and he dropped his $10 in the jar.

He leapt up, ran over to Bruno and - summoning all his strength, caught the bouncer completely by surprise, knocking him out with one punch. The crowd - sensing the possibilities, began cheering him on, as they led him to the back kennel.

Once the door was shut, the crowd heard horrible growling sounds coming from the dog, punctuated, finally, by a loud *squeak*.

The door opened, and the man stepped out and said, "OK, now take me to that old lady with the bad tooth."

Typical amerifat

some one start a andy sixx thread

Abortion clinic slogans:
You rape em we scrape them
No fetus can beat us

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A pizza can feed his family.

What's the difference between batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convince store without robin.

Best one here by far

What does a horse and a black man have in common?

Sometimes you need to whip them to get them moving

What's the difference between a nigger and happiness?
You can't buy happiness.