Mfw pretending to cold-call for bernie but just annoying the fuck out of people

mfw pretending to cold-call for bernie but just annoying the fuck out of people
>yes I'm in nz, do I look like I fucking care? I'm a goddamn frogposter

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Too much free time you have, m8.

You are lonely, right?

(even his pepe is self explanatory)

one more pepe than you have, poopoo

did you record? I want to hear what a new zealander sounds like

>mfw no designated streets to chat to me m8s while taking a sweet dump

Why live

godspeed user

Come here m8 in the desert.

2 servants will dig a hole in the sand for you to poo with me and after we are done, a woman will wipe our anus nicely.

Why don't you pretend to support Shillary?

>do I look like I fucking care? I'm a goddamn frogposter

What a time to be alive

Indians truly are bro tier

you can find that out anywhere else on the internet

Dear god, 5am eastern time on a sunday morning, I bet they are mad as hell getting phone calls this early, do you have any audio or interesting answers to your calls?

what better way to spend my time than to serve lord kek

we sound like this: youtube.com/watch?v=DKbQFMOEFTs

I was registered to vote in a swing state that Bernie won by 1%. i have three phone numbers that the DNC know about.

Never once did I get a single phone bank, a single push poll or anything else on any number.

Nobody I knew got any Bernie or Hillary calls.

I think they are on Reddit literally making claims that aren't true.

How to immigrate to new zealand m8?
I am tired of germoney and want to settle down in NZ.
Got a teachers degree in English and politics/economics.
Your fucking .govt are awful to dig through.

immigration.govt.nz/new-zealand-visas/options/work

You will be guaranteed a job with qualifications like that.

Keep it up OP

Does it cost you anything?

Any stories to share?

That sounds funny as fuck

Nah, I use a bunch of proxies and just voip over shitty dialup so not only is the quality absolute shit but the lag time is enormous.

I put on a southern accent (because its the only one I can do) and talk about how communism is a good thing. I usually ramble off policies from the Soviet Union wikipedia page. When I call millennials, they agree with me a lot of the time, but most of the time I get told to fuck off.

>tfw science teacher with Honours in Education from one of the top 8 Unis in Australia and have thought about moving to NZ because guns and dat landscape
>tfw dat paycut would be unsustainable
It's like $20,000 less. Even more when taking into account the exchange rate.

>Secondary teachers [in NZ] can progress up to $73,000.
I can get up to about $90,000 in the shithole that is Victoria. The pay is literally the only thing that stops me getting on a plane. Although I should like at the cost of living because it could balance out. Australia is very expensive to live in.

FPBP (Frog post best post)

Just come for a Holiday and see how you like it most Aussies move here for the lifestyle not the money although that will come later once you are established. To be honest not many countries can compete with Australian wages.

I'm actually doing that this summer. Gonna spend two or three weeks sussing it out, particularly the South Island. From what I've heard, the North Island is similar to Australia just with more gooks per capita.

No you're not Poojeet

Dumb fuckin mah-ree

Come teach me German senpai. I'm currently learning it via Duolingo. Good for word learning, but not for grammar and speaking.

yeah, depending on how fancy you try to be, chances are it will even out due to cost of living.
Also it's ever so slightly colder, and it rains more. Not sure if that bothers you or not.