You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerifuck

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerifuck

> my country has not had a mass shooting since 1996

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Ausfag here
>fuck off ausfag

Nobody wants to hear your shit

arsehole

I've never seen someone shit them self in a supermarket

I can't afford food.

Also ausfag here

my country controls the US
i dont own a gun
we like killing innocent children in our spare time
take a guess

Canada?

i mean that could be basically anywhere.

We don't let cucks rule us

>european country
>be bombed with an american nuclear gun for '''''''accident''''''
What country i live?

sorry in a non commen word here
try again

who controls the US ?
that would be your answer

>i mean that could be basically anywhere.

Americunt

Americlap

Amerifat

Amerifuck

In my country we have drinkable water from sinks

Americas gun law am I right...runover by truck of peace

Flint MI

the specific people that control the US like a certain piece of land
take alot of US money
specifcially 38 Billion in defense spending

I have tim horton's everywhere

Überaschungseier are allowed in my county.

everything BUT the people in my country are trying to kill us

In our nation, people know that god is a childish concept to compensate for the unknown.

And our average IQ is above a pile of shit, unlike Murrica.

fuck off ausfag

My favourite drink is tea

obviously israel

If I hurt myself, I can go to the hospital without worrying about a bill

>oh wait, most of the world enjoys this, except the US of muh freedoms

boi, you leave me so many options. just spell the jew land out.

China?

my country is older than 200 years old :°)

I dont give a fuck about nothing

My daughter spent five days in the intensive care unit and the cost to me was the equivalent of about US$40.

'Murican here, with plenty of drinkable water from my sink. It's a big country, with a lot of diversity in the types of people and types of problems.

Just like different parts of Europe suck or less in different ways.

>don't get shot going to the shops
>political parties aren't big business employees
>know there are other countries in the world
>my country hasn't used a nuke weapon
>hasn't caused massacres, genocides and installed dictators in other countries

The leader of my country doesn't actively embarrass his nation.

>>I'm not fat
>>I own guns but keep them looked away

Cool, another one from Fedoraland!

My country has slow internet and the only ISP is blocked by Sup Forums so I have to use mobile data to post here

6'2 and weigh 170lb

I'm getting raped by Muslims

Healthcare is free for everyone. :)
But tea isn't ;(

>Most of the world
>Most of the world

lol you wanna try that again m8?

By the way, here in the US and I never have to pay for medical care, plus I don't have to wait in line 6 months for something that would have saved my life.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Sydney_hostage_crisis

twice as many sheep as people here

So is the US

C'mon man, try a little

jude

I had a fall last January and broke my elbow.

my total bill for a trip to A&E, x-rays, medical aid, and 5 appointments of follow-up physiotherapy over the following months to restore mobility resulted in a point-of-service bill of exactly 0.00 of my nation's currency.

The most expensive part of the entire ordeal was a taxi back home from the hospital.

> My country never had a mass shooting

Doesn't destroy the planet and hypocritically claim my country is 'exceptional'

I love it when Muslim men rape our young girls

Paid off my student loans completely six months after graduation.

I am not a faggot

>prove im not an Amerifuck
I actually wish I had Trump as PM or President in my country.
I want a leader that puts their country first above the feelings of the few and the trash of the UN.

Also an ausfag.

My country has free helthcare, gun restrictions, low unemployment, low corruption and crime rate. Drinkable water, and haven't been at war in centuries.

the queen is on my coinage

i can speak 3 languages

I think our healthcare is free.

my country haven't been in a war since napoleon.

Biltong en braaivleis

> plus I don't have to wait in line 6 months for something that would have saved my life.

That doesnt happen in countries with national health services either.

Generally speaking, you go to a doctor, get an appointment, which might be 2-4 weeks away. the moment a "life-threatening" condition is identified, you are instantly put on schedule for appropriate healthcare within a week or two. the sole exception to that is organ transplants, where people end up on a waiting list, because they have to wait for a compatible donor. The same happens there in the US.

My country is the graveyard of empires

My gf removed a brain tumor, 2 weeks in hospital, now fully recovered. The total bill was about 100$, would have been over a million in americuck.

sverige?

Break your leg and find out.

I dunno man I think it is kind of pointless. I don't think he does anymore but I'm pretty sure he had trained his girls in the ways of finding IP address. And his voice in my head keeps saying I own them all the girls. Amerifuk here.

England isn't my city, and you can go on a canoe trip without being raped.

I'm neither a racist nor an SJW. (and my english sucks)

I live under the impression that all Americans are fat and stupid

Easy, free heatlhcare. Public education is good, going up to college.

I went to university and I'm not $100k in debt

Japp

Free healthcare

I know what a goonbag is.

i'm not obese

>my country didn't block the UN resolution stating that all countries should observe international law

Conflicts are wars aswell.

There should be around 10.000 french soldiers partaking in these worldwide.

Up the RA

>My country doesn't invade other countries over fake reasons
>Doesn't have a military corporate welfare system

Our markets don't have freely accessible scooters for the obese.

Shalom telaviv

...

my country has the most fucked up flag and no, it doesn't have stars on it

basically could be any country besides US

I say we nuke this fuckers attacking us just cause they gave up their right to fight back against the govermenrt stupid brain washed Fucks

that's not a public shooting

I'm not completely ignorant about the world

I dont need to pay for hospital visits, emergency transport or GP visits.

I need only one job to afford my living.

>be burger
>be ~35 lbs overweight
>get laid regularly (getting off Sup Forums helps)
>get paid $125/hr to tell people how to automate their QA testing lines
>gonna have brisket for lunch
>europeans, aussies, south+central americans continue to eat subpar shit-tier food and be rape capitals of the world
>mfw

Won against russia in cold war Also 100 year independence

We spell it colour and we say aluminium correctly.

IUPAC agreed the correct pronunciation is "aluminum".

im from sweden -.-

kek

I live in europe

Saudi Arabia?

>ez
we have a history of more than 200 years

Then use it as a pillow at the end of the night

Isle of Mann?