Now what?
Now what?
Send her a fucking dick pic you idiot
Ask for nudes and post
Send her a close up of your butt hole
dicc picc
tell her you only send solicited dick pics. bonus points if you happen to be a solicitor
First off, apologize for that faggot terms of service contract.
Next, politely send her a picture of your cock. But make it classy.
close up of ballsack
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gonna get blocked
pure autism, why would you ruin it?
LOL that was pure autism
nah, it's good. A bit naughty, they like tat
Send a dick pic with the caption "Surprise motherfucker!"
"I'm gonna tie you to a streetlight and dogfuck you in front of a crowd"
send a picture of dick van dyke
gotta send that dick pick now OP. She doesn't know it, but she's asking for it.
alright jay
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you are a clever cunt
This. Make it happen OP
god damnit.
i hope you pull through op but i think you've fucked up
Dumbass
he's trying to lick her feet literally. let's see
WRONG MOVE FUCKO
Single forever lad
Game over turdboi
Now you get a life
You guys said it would work
Ya blew it
noooooooooooooow
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what a retard
Oh he done did it very bad
Told you this was dumb. You're finished now.
Going to be a virgin for the rest of you life with moves like that
Now would be the perfect time for the Van Dyke picture, saying "like this for example?"
Literally nothing more disturbing.
Why was it so bad? I was just being honest
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What are your intentions
Whats with women these days?
You ask if she has a snapchat
and her first reaction is to ask if you are going to send her unsolicited nude pics?
like wtf that doesn't even answer the question
its like answering a perfectly normal question with an extremely rude question
why would she think that is ok? just rude
I want to bang maybe date her
what if i was only asking so that i could send a dickpic
banging her is understandable...dating? That's quite a leap there bud.
Rule one of chicks, never tell the truth, just don't. You are both better off, and the "saying the truth is always right" thing is bullshit. Seriously, there are just things you don't need to, and shouldn't say to chicks, even though its true. Are you completely new.
Best option
Get her snapchat and send this right away
I'm sure you were
but that doesn't change the message at all, asking whether or not she has a snapchat
Its kind of rude to, instead of answering your question, ask if you are going to send unsolicited dick pics instead.
like If thats her fear she should just say "no" because its not blatantly rude
If she thinks she gets to be rude because you want her puss and not her personality, than I guess thats why she's doing it.
either way, wtf is wrong with women like this
Fucking top kek
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I could be a tricky dick pick for him to pull off don't you think
Oh, Carlos!
No, tricky would be sending that picture, but when you look close it's actually a collage of 40,000 pics of his actual penis
Boring ass answer from you. Legit snooze fest answer
be ashamed
i get what you're saying, but i can also see getting reeeeeal tired of dick pics on snapchat if you're a woman
You unbelievable retard.
Mature much?
Kek
ops autistic response ruined it for himself LOL
Kek
Now now don't confuse tricky for ol Johnson
OP at this point its a last ditch effort
you might as well send a dick pic, because there is nothing else happening on that front unless you make a bold move and she likes it
Don't worry OP, the girl will love you for this. Now say, you are sure that she will like your penis together with a picture of it. Ask if she can rate it from 0 to 10.
How's this?
Plz no
Autismo. No hint of any fun personality, boring af. Enjoy nexted
Best option
christ, you may as well just kill yourself
go charge your phone
a poor option my lad
in for a penny in for a pound. Go ahead OP, you can't fuck it up any worse.
This is the best thread
Thats how i got my current gf
I don't believe you
It's cheeky
Do it faggot!
Say: I am sure, you won't find mine disturbing. ;)
say 'just kidding, i'm not that autistic'
you can still save this you moron
how about no
Dude, send her:
"I'll show you my dick, if you show me yours"
I doubt that would help
This
Winrar OP send this, you're fucked already. Beyond saving mah nigga
>"I'm gonna tie you to a streetlight and dogfuck you in front of a crowd"
will work 10/10
pls
Send her a dick pic
Don't mind me, just testing.
op's dug himself in deep, but i still hold out some hope for a recovery.
op of the original dvd pic btw, why didn't you use it you spaz?
yassss
OP, this hoe want the D IRL, ofc she's seen some but that was more of a shit test from her side ... you should have just gotten her dets and setup a meet ... wtf is wrong with kids these days
She responded
if dubs, you say you're gay.
now take the curve and stop talking stuff that she doesn't wanna hear. she's giving u a second try
That’s not a “no.” Just a heads up, gonna send you a picture of my dick.
(Follow up with Dick Tracy)
Roll
Send this
I don't think you're gonna cut it. At least you put in kinda an effort.
Tell her you dont have a nasty black cock.
fucking hell, that's a life raft.
now post the dick van dyke pic and say 'shame, he seems alright to me'
"oh weird are you into girls or something"