Let's try one more time, thread didn't gain interest a couple hours ago

Let's try one more time, thread didn't gain interest a couple hours ago
Sup Forums's Text Adventure thread
First to reply chooses our character's class (warrior, mage, rogue) and appearance.
After this, dubs or posts ending in at least 2 sequential numbers (12, 34, 56, etc..) will choose the character's actions. This game will not have limitations, but the actions the character is made to perform will have consequences in the game's world.
>Let's begin

pick up satchel and stick and head north

warrior

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go to the tavern and beg for some clothes

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>Put on clothes, ask where a traveler might earn some currency.
Just a thought, /qst/ is a thing. You might find a more receptive audience there.

Don the bag and check the contents of the satchel

I magic missile myself

Did I gain a level?

You took 4 damage. Good job faggot.

U guys forgot to shove the stick up ur ass.

Damn it! I magic missile the darkness of a shadow.

How much dmg did I do?

You can't kill the shadow yet. You haven't gotten the proper quest yet.

I magic missile you.

How much dmg did I do. I'm a lvl 2 mage.

/qst/ may have a more receptive audience, but Sup Forums will certainly have a more... unique one.
You are a Warrior
>We'll now start to apply the rule of dubs since the thread has gained more posters

You do a whopping 11 damage critical hit!

>mothers shield their childrens eyes and turn them away from you

tfw incel

I look at the map.

Trying to find the Migaard water fountain?

Jump out the closest window even if it results in death

Yay!

I flee.

I n;n;n;w;n;e fast pace it to the Migaard fountain.

Ah shit, you're gonna kill us retard! You're cut off.

Go to brothel and start rapin'

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Do the same thing but from a different window, and headfirst

I peruse the town in search of a suitable set of clothes and shelter.

Walk over to the Migaard fountain.

Drink water
Rest
Look inventory

Jump back into the tavern through a different window

>needs to be more specific
>You are not in Midgaard

>needs to be more specific
Okay then. I enter the church and ask if the priest/pastor can spare supplies like clothes or food.

Shout "omegle is the best website in the world"

>Keep trying adventurers

As an aside, does anyone know how to get unbanned from omegle, everytime i try the link first it gives a captha and then "Error connecting to server. Please try again."

Don't know. I remember playing the story game with you (or someone else using the same prompt) though, was a few years ago. Shit was cash.

Go to church and burn it down.

>the church is made of stone