Fucking bored in class. Trips decides what I do
Fucking bored in class. Trips decides what I do
pull your dick out
Throw something at the girl, maybe a note asking her out
take notes and pay attention
The hero OP needs
ask the girl in the front why the fuck she is wearing her cape backwards.
where from user?
Slam penis in a book
Dropout.
ASU
Pay attention, take notes, stop being a fuck up.
Get itself an erection, then get up, whip your dick out, and start fapping on the hottest girl there
ask him to explain to you the axiom of choice
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Just stand up and yell "I'M FED UP WITH THIS ORGASM" and run out
Don't forget to record it and post
He’s talking about normal numbers now. Will update in a sec
them chairs look uncomfortable as fuck, you'd think the tuition these universities charge they could provide some better seating arrangements that something out of a 150 year old classroom.
Tell me about it. Everyone’s sitting like they have a giant dildo up their anus
>stand up
>wait for 30 seconds with pure silence
>look at your phone and then look horrified
>go back to a serious face and tell the teacher your going to the bathroom
>dont return
>????
>profit
>>ITT Tech
Math history actually
stand up and just yell something under the lines of you're going to kill yourself. Calmly sit down and continue taking notes
why tf would you take a history class on math
say the 14 words
yell out "holy shit, Ralphie May died" while staring at your phone.
wipe something off the board and say it was wrong then sit back down
Lean forward slightly, raising yourself off the chair and inch or two.
Proceed to rip ass
roll
re rolling for 333
Easy elective. Fuck, it was this chaos theory. No thanks, when I can do this retard shit instead. I only have to write 4 papers all semester. Easy A my man
Stand on head.
that guy on the right in your picture looks like he could use a haircut.
draw boobs on desk
get an AK and you know, what to do
Say Tulpa Math Herecy and Leave the class Forever.
reroollll
15 mins left of class here. Then we move on.
this.
what he said this to
start filming, look at your phone screen and say "god dammit, Ralphie May died."
heroin
rolling this.
I’m game for the Ralph but the gods need to give me the trips
if trips jack off and cum on that chick at the fronts back
rolling this again.
say some shit about ralphie may, film it on your phone and post it here.
Make transformers typography and start speaking in tongues.
Study, make an A and stop lurking in class
Sorry boys. We have failed our mission here. Class is dismissed
Screencaps those notes. Never know when you’ll need to know what a normal fuckin number is.
go all goodwill hunting and walk up to the board and fill in a blank spot with what looks like an answer to the equation
draw dick butt
walk back to your seat with a smug smile
OP confirmed faggot
I gave you your chance Sup Forumstard
grab a girls ass on your way to your car.
^ this!
Write a whiteboard thesis in gematria and make it good or else.
What statistics are you in?
STP 420 and thanks for the trips
write a functionable boolean search criteria return in all of perl and sql-base
Stop trying to sound smart. Coding is for normies. I use pen and paper
I'm taking business statistics. I recognize the stuff on the board. Good luck hope you get an A
Wow I rolled trips twice
The double trips! Thanks man. You’ve given me good luck for 111 days
write a virtual replication program for all of the above with using subliminal and arranged meta data and object sets.
Get your daddy's money's worth of learning.
become an hero.
Can you stop posting this ugly chick everywhere
Pay attention and learn something faggot
Sit there, be respectful, and listen to the instructor. You fuck with instructors teaching bs liberal arts, not math and science.
Shit your pants
Hold your breath until you pass out
pay attention to whats being taught, then when class is out ask the girl out on a date.
Go up to the white board and write "e=mc2 > herpes". Pics or it didn't happen