Fucking bored in class. Trips decides what I do

Fucking bored in class. Trips decides what I do

pull your dick out

Throw something at the girl, maybe a note asking her out

take notes and pay attention

The hero OP needs

ask the girl in the front why the fuck she is wearing her cape backwards.

where from user?

Slam penis in a book

Dropout.

ASU

Pay attention, take notes, stop being a fuck up.

Get itself an erection, then get up, whip your dick out, and start fapping on the hottest girl there

ask him to explain to you the axiom of choice

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Just stand up and yell "I'M FED UP WITH THIS ORGASM" and run out

Don't forget to record it and post

He’s talking about normal numbers now. Will update in a sec

them chairs look uncomfortable as fuck, you'd think the tuition these universities charge they could provide some better seating arrangements that something out of a 150 year old classroom.

Tell me about it. Everyone’s sitting like they have a giant dildo up their anus

>stand up
>wait for 30 seconds with pure silence
>look at your phone and then look horrified
>go back to a serious face and tell the teacher your going to the bathroom
>dont return
>????
>profit

>>ITT Tech

Math history actually

stand up and just yell something under the lines of you're going to kill yourself. Calmly sit down and continue taking notes

why tf would you take a history class on math

say the 14 words

yell out "holy shit, Ralphie May died" while staring at your phone.

wipe something off the board and say it was wrong then sit back down

Lean forward slightly, raising yourself off the chair and inch or two.
Proceed to rip ass

roll

re rolling for 333

Easy elective. Fuck, it was this chaos theory. No thanks, when I can do this retard shit instead. I only have to write 4 papers all semester. Easy A my man

Stand on head.

that guy on the right in your picture looks like he could use a haircut.

draw boobs on desk

get an AK and you know, what to do

Say Tulpa Math Herecy and Leave the class Forever.

reroollll

15 mins left of class here. Then we move on.

this.

what he said this to

start filming, look at your phone screen and say "god dammit, Ralphie May died."

heroin

rolling this.

I’m game for the Ralph but the gods need to give me the trips

if trips jack off and cum on that chick at the fronts back

rolling this again.

say some shit about ralphie may, film it on your phone and post it here.

Make transformers typography and start speaking in tongues.

Study, make an A and stop lurking in class

Sorry boys. We have failed our mission here. Class is dismissed

Screencaps those notes. Never know when you’ll need to know what a normal fuckin number is.

go all goodwill hunting and walk up to the board and fill in a blank spot with what looks like an answer to the equation
draw dick butt
walk back to your seat with a smug smile

OP confirmed faggot

I gave you your chance Sup Forumstard

grab a girls ass on your way to your car.

^ this!

Write a whiteboard thesis in gematria and make it good or else.

What statistics are you in?

STP 420 and thanks for the trips

write a functionable boolean search criteria return in all of perl and sql-base

Stop trying to sound smart. Coding is for normies. I use pen and paper

I'm taking business statistics. I recognize the stuff on the board. Good luck hope you get an A

Wow I rolled trips twice

The double trips! Thanks man. You’ve given me good luck for 111 days

write a virtual replication program for all of the above with using subliminal and arranged meta data and object sets.

Get your daddy's money's worth of learning.

become an hero.

Can you stop posting this ugly chick everywhere

Pay attention and learn something faggot

Sit there, be respectful, and listen to the instructor. You fuck with instructors teaching bs liberal arts, not math and science.

Shit your pants

Hold your breath until you pass out

pay attention to whats being taught, then when class is out ask the girl out on a date.

Go up to the white board and write "e=mc2 > herpes". Pics or it didn't happen