Pa papapa pa paaa! It's t-that time everyone!

Pa papapa pa paaa! It's t-that time everyone!

Cooking with Alice!
The only OC on Sup Forums s-since 2003!

C-come in, have a s-seat, get a h-home cooked meal, and be happy Anonymous

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Cuddles pls alice

I love you Alice

What are you making

Hello!
How are you this wonderful Friday night?

gtfo

C-congratulations!

C-congratulations dos!

I'm g-glad you asked!

Todays dish is Sticky Honey Garlic Shrimpies!
Yay~

Hey, Alice. I love you.

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Alice, how do you react to street fights?

I'd give you my shrimpie Alice ;^)

Hi, there Alice.
What's cooking?

I c-cannot complain

Guess ill just enjoy how it looks since im allergic to shellfish :/

Op is a faggot

But I'm allergic to shrimp, what else can I use?

at least you know know your place is in the kitchen

wow. original.

Alice, why are you approriating the white man's culture?

I'd select your tea Alice ;^)

Tch. I could've gotten first if I didnt Revy post.
I need to sort my folders
Egg them on and record it to upload to liveleak or worldstar

Pl-please notice me!

I'm good here! Gonna get ready for work in a little bit.

hello hello Alice lady! it's good to see you!
hello hello Revy

Hello friend

I already answered t-this question dear! Shrimpies!

Don't w-worry, I use artificial shrimps

cringe

you should go away, like you were told to the other day :)

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T-thanks?

*patpat* It's f-fine, it's fine.

*notice*

H-have a good day at work!

W-where?


Alright, look, the ingredients, they are easy. Just get everything on this list, go to the grocery store, try to find the items, fail to find the items, then pick random substitutes before realizing you are actually in a closed down Blockbuster.

You really have a beautiful bod
>please hold it against me.

Hello x2 love.
It's the only appropriate culture.
Your place is in the kitchen too.. as otherwise no one would cook for you and you'd starve to death.
But why?

Hello friend how are you

Why do you have a bowl full of condoms?

Hey hot stuff what's your favorite wallpaper?

thanks for the (You) reimoo
so do you think you're not gonna do that drawing or you're just busy right now?

i dont believe you are alice if you are take another pic with a time stamp date written on your hand & your hand in front or the fridge

the fridge says 6/23/17

D-darling, I'm 88 pounds. I have about as m-much body as a twig.

*whew*

I....don't. That is t-tea.

Let's move right on from there, okay?
Here's s-some instructions

uuuu lookin' real cute tonight Alice~

-CC

Nice socks yo!

How much is a garlic clove? I have it pre-minced in a jar in my fridge. But I don't know how much to use.

>I have about as m-much body as a twig.
Stop that you silly goose.

Let’s see your dick Alice.

baby you got the hips of a barn house

You m-may wish to check the numerous other time stamps in each picture darling. T-the fridge is from when I changed my SCHEDULE.

Uhm. If it is m-minced, use about....half a gram.

Thank you

She sent out a steam message, it's her

I probably won't, to be honest. I just wanted to see who wanted such a lewd thing!

>hips of a barn house

What does that mean?

Fuck ya, cooking with alice! Shrimpies makes my panties wet!

I d-don't have one, sorry

A WHOLE LEMON?

Are we gonna watch some anime tonight?

>about as m-much body as a twig.
But you shake it so well, Alice.

Moving on.
How was your day? I hope you're feeling well.

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Because they lie. Also they claimed they were the nicest user and then proved otherwise in that same thread.

Would be better if you were to leave, but considering I'm not going to reply to you again ever, because you lie, it doesn't matter. Please leave tho. Thanks xx

her hips/butt are pretty big

I d-don't know what that means.

Is t-that you, Uni?

One f-full lemon! Don't kyuu~ it t-till the end!

Y-yes.

It w-was quite nice

welp you got me reimoo
ya got me

I'd shift into your gears Alice ;^)

What are you cooking?

And the stuttering forced meme is retarded. Not OC.

Cute

I s-sure wish I could see anything in t-that picture darling.

Kermit? T-that you fam?

Sniff sniff

I smell mental issues.

>half a gram
I have teaspoons and tablespoons. I don't have a scale, hon.
Sorry.
I'll look it up - the internet's good for things like that.

I mean, if you say so, dude.

so is that a bad thing with the skin condition or whatever you said you had the other time?

To which part?
Well done
Not being NICE?!?!? ON MY Sup Forums??? Unheard of. We must drive this tomato-user off.

Stupid nigger

Shrimpies d-darling

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGOTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss all of you are fucking gay

God damn, I could break you

sorry fam not kermit I'm just a dood
no avatar

It's the lying I have issue with.

holy moly you learned how to take a picture! I'm so proud of you, user

>You m-may wish to check the numerous other time stamps in each picture darling. T-the fridge is from when I changed my SCHEDULE.
but its the 7th

All of you

Fufufu

It's okay though. There's not as much material to tease you with since you're not someone I knew beforehand.

Such lovely hands.

Can you guys help me in something? I'm in a bind.

Now your hands are acid

"S-stop liking what I d-don't like!"

Oh p-please. I've b-been here six years, if I w-was going to break, it w-would have happened by now.

It w-was a joke

N-no. it's the sixth. I've s-said it time and t-time again, EST is t-the only real time zone.

S_shush, you'll m-make me blush.

S-sure

>all of you are fucking gay

Just because I did all that gay shit before doesn't mean I'm gay.

lol that's good I guess

No, blush more.

T-that will help!

Okay, all y-you need to do now is marinade your s-shrimpies for 30 minutes b-but no longer than two hours!

>It w-was a joke
oh ok

youtube.com/watch?v=aj-OpTHixpU

>le filenames

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS OBVIOUSLY A MAN!!!!!

Of course.. nobody on Sup Forums ever lies.
You're a bit self righteous, user.

S-sorry, I'm a biological female

Can't wait to see how the sauce will be in the end.

Small tip you may like for next time, you could have an easier time chopping the garlic clove up if you crush it with the broad side of the knife + your hand.

Perhaps refrigerate?

>You're a bit self righteous, user.

This is great coming from Revy.

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Hi Alice :D
How are you feeling in this lovely and windy night?

T-thank you, unfortunately, t-that caused issues with my c-camera as the garlic squirted a w-wee bit

I'd cook you evenly until you're opaque Alice ;^)

'Aight, here goes.

So this chick has asked me to paint her portait in a style I fucking hate. She's seen my work and loves it, but fuck if I know. I can do it, but being satisfied with my work is of absolute priority to me, and doing it her way will simply result in something mediocre(for my standards at least).

Should I suggest to her I do it my way and at worst she'll simply not buy it, tell her I can't do it, or do as she wants?

-A.