>be me, last week >kinda loney, very horny >haven't had sex in 3 months >neighbour's daugther's been talking to me for a few weeks >she's a 9/10 body but 4/10 face and a little bit retarded (she's fully functionnal, just doesnt think that rationally and has a harder time speaking) >decided fuck it, im doing her >snaps her "wanna come over?" >she does, instantly >told her my roommate was sleeping so she didnt talk >im looking at her body like "damn!" >decided "fuck it" closed my eyes and started making out with her >fucked her for an hour and a half >she gives amazing head >she takes it up the ass >never once have i said that i had something for her >now she thinks we're in a relationship >ive been ignoring her since >tried to bribe me with both money and food to see me >tonight feeling like it, and i cant get anything from my other bootycall >says fuck it again >does it again, exact same thing Now im stuck with a sexy retard that lives next to me, and that thinks we're in a relationship while i cant stand her unless i really need sex...what should i do ?
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Austin Martinez
Perfect wife.
Jose Fisher
if she's retarted you can get all of your kinks out on her, it sounds like she'd be up for anything
Mason Foster
god damn it bryan, i was gonna berate you for sticking you dick in crazy, but i say wife her. You'll be a horrible husband but you'll have steady sex, good tax breaks and you will cheat on her constantly. Maybe dont have kids though...
Kevin King
This
James Carter
I wasn't planning on having kids anyways
Aiden Flores
oh shit, btw pics obviously. we need to see her, science.
Chase Robinson
they're on no loses here, just learn how to train her annoying habits and maybe teach her how to cook if the stove isn't too much for her to handle, you found a great player two budd.
Joseph Butler
9/10 body? Why are we even talking about this? You're fucking gay OP.
Jeremiah Turner
Pics or fuck off and die
Jacob Davis
Amen
Brayden Martinez
Next thing OP will say is that she's 12
Henry Thompson
I like cooking, maybe train her to clean instead
I cant stand her on a regular basis
Evan Miller
Shes 18, im 22
Anthony Wright
OP finds a stupid, horny butterface who lives next door who he can fuck whenever and thinks he has a problem...
I wish I had your problem.
Brandon Bailey
Why can't you stand her OP? Paint us a picture you're fucking terrible at this.
Kevin Long
>putting your dick in crazy
ishiggydiggy
Adrian Martin
Dem snapchat filter
Gavin Murphy
Not to mention she gives great head, remember
Jeremiah Hill
waoh, i know b is full of degents, but i would hope see was at least 24, as it turns out shes 18 and he is 22, that changes a few things, first off bro, wifing her is still a good enough option, your first divorce is almost as good as the second. But if this pussy on a silver platter is not worth the paper work, move to a new state.
Jaxon Lee
She's just fucking annoying with her loud screechy voice and she constantly nags about her family (who seems to be as retard as her) and she messages me 24/7 and always spying on me since shes a neighbour, and her mom is fucking helping her
Hudson Flores
Just keep on doing as you did, just from now on take her money&food too. Ignore her for the rest.
Landon Martin
Those dead eyes though
Justin Ross
You're going to end up with a fat chick in 10 years who yells at you constantly and look back kicking yourself for not locking this down. I vote elope.
Ian Thomas
Yeah, move to a different state. Where you from?
Aaron Wright
>4/10 face
she's not a 4/10. She's not ugly, just homely. She looks like she has a tight little skinny teen body though.
Matthew Sanders
>crazy
No, he's sticking his dick in functionally retarded.
Why do I get the feeling that those flowers are covering up lobotomy scars?
Robert James
East Canada, so yeah... Alberta it is
Landon Baker
also, nudes, this is Sup Forums son. You guys would make bank as cam whores, it would boost her self esteem i imagine.
Adam Young
Details on this mom, please
Connor Cooper
Take requests here then get her to send you those pics. Post results.
First request: Stomach and boobs
Eli Phillips
Yup on point with the body
But that filter helps her face a lot, she has those dead eyes and face full of scars
Brayden Jackson
She sounds like a lot of fun. If she cooks and cleans as well then I'll take her.
Juan Scott
Nice trips. Second request, ass shot. Face down cuz we don't really wanna see that anyway
Jordan Torres
Probably your best option, she might be sweet, sleep on it, if the states were not so lame right now I would recommend New Mexico.
Jack Mitchell
Bet her dad is banging her too.
Alexander Turner
Probably where she learned to give head
Levi Rivera
Nice trips
Unfortunately that pic was the most i can get from her, as "nudes are too tempting"
Josiah Edwards
Nigga, who plans them? They just happen
Mason Garcia
Dads not there
Brandon Thomas
eww, i was under the impression that she was crazy and alone, her family is probably odd, is that correct, hope you're an Oilers fan.
Nathan Hall
*banged
Nathan Sanchez
But yeah, lets see her mom, that might be the saving grace the sperm bank needs
Jordan Phillips
Damn. At least get her belly and post it here? For the trips.
Ryan Turner
what the fuck does that even mean? btw, no pressure dawg.
Bentley Phillips
A mom will tell you a lot about how she'll look in 30 years
Wyatt Moore
he means if he gets nudes he will want to fuck her. I would anyways. you can pull a me and go 11+ years without
James Butler
when op said she has 4/10 face and 9/10 body, it was actually accurate for once.
Caleb Thompson
Rip your sex life
Gavin Carter
that's what i'm saying, with the quotes though, i thought maybe she was saying that, regardless unless she traps him, just pointless, albeit annoying sex until shes worn down for the night.
Owen James
Another couple of good questions we need answers to:
Was the pussy tight, and
Did it smell like fish
Anthony Reed
Best i can give, snagged it when i was at her place
Julian Flores
thats rough bro, come to the desert, we'll get drunk find some ladies nbd
Austin Hill
i too am curious about this, hows her clam smell boi
Brayden Anderson
Tell her all this? Honesty is the best policy my dude. Even if it hurts the truth is still better than a lie...
Ayden Robinson
What's with her scrappy hair? Is she a hunchback? How's her posture? Looks like absolute retarded shit.
Luke Williams
Pussy fucking tight, smelled fresh, shaved.
Even her ass was fresh, tight and clean
Also she loves anal
Joseph Nguyen
if it goes to shit in the end post her snap
Nicholas Sanders
LOoks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome look up facial markers for it
Kevin Morales
every damn day.
the number of people that have failed is staggering. ive been turned down with some excuses "oh your too smart for me to date you"
Juan Bell
This is exactly what i meant by 4/10
Brayden Watson
Don't tell her she's only good for a shag though
Robert Collins
get her to fix her hair, god damn, for every bad there is an equal good. does she have bad breath? weird kisser? hate dogs?
Jonathan Lee
Wow man. I mean, everybody has to put up with something when they're in a relationship. Those are great ass-ets my dude.
Isaiah Scott
i'm looking to get you laid my brother not a date.
Wyatt Walker
yeah, say shes good for a shag, and a cuddle, bishes love cuddles.
Adam Ortiz
Tbh bad posture is a major turn off
Aaron Reyes
Yep, just fuck the retard op. Have a real doll. Just dont knock her up.
Elijah Walker
"Only good"
Blake Reed
post pics of her
Ethan Watson
You should go over there right now, fuck her, document the experience, then post it here. Might I suggest choking her out while you do so?
Aiden Nguyen
This. Punch her in the stomach every couple days just to be sure
Justin Ward
Thinking about moving to a big city. Im more of a city guy than a redneck. So i get almost no calls in this shitty town, yet you should see me in montreal, 8s and 9s hits on me all the time
Lincoln Roberts
Are you fucking blind
Juan Harris
i think we're on the same team here.
Brayden Garcia
gonna bump that shit right here
Levi Green
Just make the tard lay on her back making snow angels when ya fuck her.
Leo Powell
didnt see it you fucking retard i just now joined the thread fuckwit
Daniel Hill
I cum in her ass, close enough for me
Wyatt Cruz
Live it up while you're young kid
Logan Sanchez
seconded, it's fucking hot, try it. that's okay in Canada right?
Grayson Brown
calm ur cunt, shitdick
Justin Rogers
alright OP that was a pretty good description of her, you stuck your dick in retard tho, better just move or be an asshole and tell her you just felt kinda horny
Matthew Mitchell
people like you who decide to nut raw while she isn't on birth control for those feels and being "in the moment."
Owen Anderson
i took you for a letterkenny guy, well damn, we might actually get along irl.
Bentley Torres
Look before you speak user
Cameron Walker
I can tell you what i just had prior posting here?
Thomas Gonzalez
Stay calm and rethink shit.
Jose Hill
he probably meant to say moar. in this case, he may be illiterate. but the board would appreciate more, shes kinda hot.
Julian Ramirez
Second this.
Jaxon Brooks
Shes on birthcontrol
Nathaniel Bennett
You could pose her while she's knocked out and take some pics for us.
Josiah Rodriguez
ya know maybe you can wife her, you can make her into less of a retard maybe, steady lay, you can cheat on her whenever she won't know, this can be a good situation OP
Eli Bennett
im not a shitdick you are
Jose Powell
marry her you degenerate scum, for America, liberty and freedom, Jesus and burgers.
do the right thing.
Xavier Lewis
Hopefully she will continue to tell the truth to you.
Jacob Martin
You write like I'd imagine OP's fuckpotato speaks.
Juan Morris
I mean I guess OP is with all that anal
Henry Cox
I wouldn't trust a retard who says shes on birth control, just sayin
Thomas Mitchell
gtfo and go fuck your mother this OP is alright, you're not invited you cuck ass hamburger