How can anyone live in europe

>shit weather
>little sun
>tiny countries
>only really play soccer
>no self-determination

meanwhile I'm living the fucking dream in Australia and basically you're fucking retarded

sort your lives out
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Well, when the choice is between mediocre weather and skin cancer it's pretty easy

NO fucking idea
And I should know
I'm from there

just wear sunscreen
if you get cancer basically you're fucking retarded

I didn't choose to be born here.

australia.gov.au/information-and-services/immigration-and-visas

i would like to come, but i hear your country is already infested with g*rms

Greeks are not allowed

Australia isn't full then

only when you ask

I would like to come.
Are germans allowed?

Australia only takes in pajeets and chinks.
I also dont like the idea of 45c summers, slow internet and agressive emus

Meh, I'd rather be mongol than abo.

yeah

>meanwhile I'm living the fucking dream in Australia
Its more like a nightmare

ever had sopa de aranha?

nice.
But only on holidays

Why are people so afraid of Tarantulas? They're the puppy dogs of arachnids.

>"shit" weather
>little sun

The rest I'll give you, but when your from the desert you learn not to take rain for granted. Overcast days are the only days I can go outside without squinting.

Yes, is not so delicia

The Netherlands>Australia.

I mean come on, Australia is just another USA, but with koalas and kangaroos, with the same stores, same burger joints and fucking Asian immigrants everywhere,

>strayan dream

>Sunscreen vs Muslim bombardment and crime through the roof
Hmmm, that's a pretty tough choice m9...

STREWTHHHHHHHH ME ARSE IS R O A R I N G RED AFTER THE RIDE BRUCE HAVE ME LAS NIGHT OR IT COULD JUST BE DA SPIDER CRAWLING UP ME HOLE AFTER I HAD TA SIT DOWN FROM MY KANGARROO WIFE FINDING OUT I HAD A AFFAIR WITH THE CROCODILES STREWWWWTTTTH

I wouldn't move to Australia if you'd pay me 100k a year just to live there.

Wouldn't ever cover rent outside wilderness, desu.

weather today is absolutely perfect, wish it was like this entire year

australia is shit

im not going to your shithole you boring cunt. Off yourself.