Nord genes are recessive and more and more Nord woman are starting to realise the superiority of Khajiit cock. You're little Nord dicks are no match for BKC
How does it feel knowing your race will be wiped out and that your grandchildren will have cat ears and tails?
#nordgenocide
Forgive this ones grammar, we do not fuss over your and you're in elswyer
Can khajiit even breed with humans?
According to my mod list they can
Ones you extort when they come to get their Skooma don't count, your caravans bring crime wherever they go and you still live off Imperial subsidies
And you just failed son. If you were going to use Elder Scrolls races to do this shit you should've used red guards cucking nords.
khajit have this weird moon based breeding sytem, with some of them looking like full quadrapedal cats and others almost look like bosmer depending on the cycle of the moon.
Fair enough.
Khajiit are criminals. Worshipping their voodoo cult Namira, always up to no good. Stealing shit from reputable members of Tamriel. The prisons are full of them, they're barely 10% of the population yet commit 50% of the crimes. Fuck them dirty skooma addicted theives they should go back to Elsewyr where they belong.
Fuck no, there swords are curved, khajiits are Africans redguards are Arabs
These ones don't like your cold fucking wasteland, we just come to fuck your aryan maidens
Yeah, khajiit can be born as a housecat, a near-perfect elf and just about everything in between. Depending on the freakin' moon.
Argonians also have some odd features. They can both lay eggs and give live birth (hence the tits), depending on the current environment.
>shilling for (((stormcloaks)))
You are just another thalmor puppet
>near perfect elf
The playable khajiit are the closest to human, there are no elf types. There are big fucking tigers and shit though. In the lore it's said khajiit ride other khajiit into battle.
But we are peaceful now, the only thing we mount is your Nordic daughters and wives
Khajiits are the gypsies of Elder Scrolls.
Orcs are closer to being africans.
According to the lore no. The human looking khajiits and breed with humans, but not the cat people that everyone knows.
Orcs are secessionists, see catalonians for example
>superiority of Khajiit cock
A friend of a friend of a friend told me that she once got drunk on skooma and some Khajiit wanted to fuck her. All he did was lick his own paws for an hour and kneaded on her lap, did some rapid leg-kicking and took off never to be seen again. There was no penis involved.
This made me kek a bit too hard, but you get high off skooma not drunk
>The playable khajiit are the closest to human
Not quite. There's one kind of khajiit even closer, where the only obvious giveaway is their cat-like eyes. Many khajiit ambassadors are this kind.
And the only thing you mount is a chopping block, you filthy criminal.
>mount a chopping block
What the fuck does that mean? Are you gonna cut off this ones tail? This one has no need to balance when riding your wife
The more important question is, is it possible to fuck plants?
It's definitely possible to get fucked by a plant when you're a low level in falkreath
Filthy drug addicted thieving scum?
>superiority of Khajiit cock
>little Nord dicks
Khajiit please.
lol fucking Arab redguard, there are plenty of goats in skyrim
Kinky.
I think.
If it doesn't work, get 100% fire resist
You being one of them.
>tfw Kharjo will never be your husbando
>realise
Violent, unsophisticated culture, no technological achievements to speak of, prone to infighting and killing each other, etc.
>have 100% fire resist
>summon atronach that must obey your every command
I like this idea.
That sounds like America with less inbreeding
He'll smell you cumming, or he might not
Fucked their home continent, sailed to new continent and upon arrival reaved raped and pillaged across the desert committing total genocide of a race of man
As long as he gets to as well.
> You will never be romanced and seduced by a powerful yet virginal fem-orc warrior.
iknowthatfeel.jpg
... but still gotta wonder what exactly orc seduction would involve.
That's disgusting. Zoe Saladana and Peridot are the only two green women I'd ever fuck
Perhaps you and her enter the same tavern. Perhaps you have been drinking a good amount and she is weary from a long day of hunting dangerous game for meat and pelts to sell or bring back to her tribe. Perhaps she sees your inebriation and has heard tales from her sisters, about how fun humans can be. How much weaker and more emotional they are, and how endearing it can be. Perhaps she's curious so she buys you a drink, tells you that you're pretty. Maybe she attempts to flirt with you how she would flirt with an orc male, challenging your strength and equating it to your virility, and she can see it really turns you off or something, so she apologizes and tries her best to be nice. Telling you that your skin looks soft and then touching your cheek gently. Perhaps she convinces you to come back to her tent on the outskirts of the town for the evening. Perhaps you get towards the outskirts and get a whiff of her, she's caked in sweat and dirt from the days exertions so you tell her to come to the river and cleanse her body first. In the midst of rubbing the water into her muscular and scarred back, she grabs you by the waist and pulls you in front of her. She wraps one arm around your waist and begins to tug at your cock for a moment before she spreads her legs and forces you to bend backward so she can mount you standing in the middle of the river, holding you by the waist and basically shoving your cock inside the vice like grip of her overmuscled pussy. Perhaps her protective instincts get the better of her and she doesn't let you go. Instead she insists you stay. She brings you gifts of beautiful pelts from mighty beasts. One day she asks you to do whatever the orcish equivalent of marriage is, and you don't recognize the word so she explains she wants you to be her mate for life. Then on your weddingish day she presents you with a gift. A beautiful war axe made from steel of the highest quality, sharpened to a razors edge.
Thank god I made this thread
that actually doesn't sound too bad....
> user, I pledge here and now in the witness of my family and my forebears, on my honor as a warrior, to remain loyal and true to you. In your times of need, I shall fight for you. In your times of sickness I shall hunt for you. In your times of sorrow I shall weep with you. I shall seek vengeance on any who should wrong you, and I shall remain at your side until your death, or mine. This I swear in the name of my ancestors and my tribe. May this please the Gods and may I please you.
>orcish flirting is basically armwrestling
kek
That was pretty cute, all in all.
>You're
>You are
>Your
>Belonging to.
This one admits his faults, Us Khajiit may have been hitting the skooma if you were wondering where your daughter got the smell from
Glad people enjoy my autism.
Orc GF has been fantasy since forever.
Do you know what caused you to develop and Orc fetish? I've never gotten the people wanting to fuck non humans thing
That actually sounded pretty believeably orc-y.
Shit, my girlfriend kind of look like that.
Pic or didn't happen
>I've never gotten the people wanting to fuck non humans thing
Different user here, but I'll throw in my two cents.
I've always liked "exotic" women. Like black chicks. That dark skin is very enticing to me.
Non-humans just take it a step further, being even more exotic.
And I also like kickass warrior woman, so liking Orcs came naturally.
It's less to do with the non-human angle and more to do with the cultural angle. Orcish females tending to be portrayed as, in every way, socially equal to males, and thus me being a human, would be expected to blahblahGenderStudiesBlahblahMasculineNormsBlahblah
Basically I want to be the girl, only I want the man to be a woman.
That makes sense, and goddamn that's a veiny stomach, those modders man
If they worked with Bethesda to make an elder scrolls VR porn experience they'd make millions
I totally get that, I wanna be swept off my feet by a girl
>an elder scrolls VR porn experience
Fucking hell, they'd get all my money, that's for damn sure.
If she's green too, you hot the jackpot.
That being said though, I don't think I'd mind the differences in physiology. At all. Kissing would be weird because of the tusks but that would be a strange experience I'd probably be open to and do my best to find enjoyment in it.
no lollygagging OP
Skyrim has grown to occupy a major niche in my life. I barely even played the normal game though: after doing only a few quests, I immediately installed a shitload of nude mods, dating sim mods and so on.
My favorite roleplay experience is to pick Nord Female as my character. I often set the tit slider almost to the max and smirk as I see those filthy barbaric Nords drooling at me in the tavern. The bard even stopped mid-song, once. But I slowly walk past all of them, and approach a quiet, sly Khajiit. I look into his sharp, golden, feline eyes as I stroke his hair. I take his tail and wrap it around my leg, so he can stroke my wet, warm, Nordic pussy through my buck breeches.
Then I take his paw and lead him upstairs, with the entire tavern watching us through the gaps in the wooden planks of the building. The pathetic Nords' eyes begin to water as they shyly look at the other Nord girls, who are biting their fingers and whose panties are now wetter than Niben Bay. One of them takes a short glance at the cowardly Nord men with revulsion on her face and disdainfully turns her attention again to the silky Khajiit, jealous of what I'm about to experience.
> 1/2
Khajiitted.com should be a thing
I remember playing Skyrim with Borgakh as a follower, and immediately noticing she had some really thick, kissable lips.
Tusks aside, orcs are totally for kissing. Often and passionately.
L-lewd.
Try playing it without the nude mods, they're really distracting and it's a fucking amazing game to experience
I cannot fathom how simple the mind of a person must be to have this opinion.
Look man I love morrowind and oblivion too, all in my top games of all time. But skyrim is special because how real the world feels inbetween the questing and fighting, it's story and magic system may be garbage, but it's a special experience no other game can offer
Certain that the entire town will hear us, I begin to undress him. Like all Khajiit, he instinctively knows what I want. His savage, yet gentle claws come out as swiftly as his cock and he rips my dress to shreds in the blink of an eye. I immediately get down on my knees and pleasure him until my mouth is dry, though I can barely handle how big it is and almost choke.
"Ja-mal" — he says, in his sexy voice — "is displeased with your people. Treat Ja-mal like animal, want him to keep outside. Ja-mal will show them, now." I come as he finishes his words. He picks me up with his strong arms and the feeling of his warm fur against my naked skin is like no other. As we pass downstairs, the Nord patrons are masturbating their ridiculosuly small 'cocks' while crying. One of them steps forward:
"I... I bought you a drink..." — he says to me, looking up (avoiding eye contact) with a cup of strong mead trembling in his hand. It's obvious that he took a sip from it but couldn't handle the drink, because his genes are meant only for drinking fermented Khajiit piss, as the Nine intended. Ja-mal snatches the cup from his hand, roaring mightly, which makes the man shit his breeches and cower under a table. After swallowing all the mead at once, he then opens the door and lays me outside in the dirt as the Jarl passes by and falls to his knees, worshipping the Khajiit and begging to lick his cock. He then mounts me brutely, decisively, exactly as any Nord woman wishes.
He robbed me of my virtue that night. He robbed me of it several times, lasting well into the wee hours of the morning. Exhausted, yet sated, Ja-mal the Khajiit stole away in the pre-dawn hours, to seek other Nord maidens through which to assert the dominance of his race.
> 2/2
Damn nigga. A for effort
do khajiit have barbed cocks like housecats?
that'd give those whiterun guards something else to talk about besides curved swords and knee arrows
I agree, ignoring the quests and just exploring Skyrim was particularly fun. The landscape and general atmosphere was really damn good. And running into a Forsworn encampment or finding troll-infested ruins in the mountains was pretty thrilling.
Yes, khajiit do have barbed cocks, they are not humanlike at all and apparently painful enough to pass out. Not humanlike at all. Read the Real Biography of Barenziah. The uncensored one from Morrowind. Bethesda got REAL filthy when they made that. Actually a surprising good read and full of quality lore.
Like I said, barbed cat dick. What you'll be choking on is blood, because you just done the equivalent of eating a handful of glass.
apparently the offspring look like the mother
That sounds like pokemon.
God dittos a whore
This was a fun thread, anyone have anymore elder scrolls related kinks they'd like to share?
Do you?
yeah, right...
Underrated post. Make me kek/10.
redguard >nord. prove me wrong.
protip: you can't
They have curved swords. Nords have straight greatswords
checked and fucking keked
I wanna fuk a mudcrab
>that writing skill
>orc fetish
J is that you, you motherfucker?
Orc chieftans have the kinkiest fucking position in Skyrim. All women of the stronghold are their wives if they want, and they only step back when a son grows old enough to literally kill them.
That one quest where you're supposed to help an old struggling orc chief only for Malacath to decide he needs to be replaced, holy fuck I hoped the player would for whatever dumb reason be the new chief (I played a human).
Too bad that didn't happen, though.
You get to be a sexy catgirl with a harem in modded skyrim anyway.
Becoming an Orc chief isn't a bad idea for a mod though
Unfortunately not, you can live out all your fantasies in skyrim but none of mine are scrolls related
Fucking brilliant kek
so this is the power of CHIM
>You get to be a sexy catgirl with a harem in modded skyrim anyway.
Bless the Elder Scrolls modding community. Those people come up with all sorts of weird shit.
Being chief of an orc stronghold would be a cool mod. But really, you can pretty much already pretend it. Just kill a chief, make everybody else like you with console commands, and there you go.
And then install sex mods and indulge in extreme amounts of green poon.
... I really ought to do that myself. This thread has revived my green fever.
>green fever
He walks up and slaps a member of your harem.
...
>zero frost resistance but chose to live in skyrim
>complaining they aren't allowed in the cities but even the one at the college can't stop talking about stealing
>suppose to be a oppressed minority, but everytime I go to swindlers den it's full of these bandit born fuckers
Skyrim seriously belongs to the Nords, throwing a rally in Winterhold because cuck Elves want to tear down the statue of Ysmir for Elf cruelty.
Can't stand self hating Nords that side with the cucked Legion.
>cucked legions
The empire is the only thing keeping the elves out of skyrim
He gets fucking clawed to death
>slaps
Not even on the ass? He just hits her in the face?
What a dick.
Fuck stormcloaks, all ulfric cares about is ulfric, all the nords are doing is stroking an insecure cucks ego because he was cucked by this one
But the elves are already in Skyrim, doing shit like banning the worship of Talos.