FETISHES YOU WILL NEVER FULFILL

FETISHES YOU WILL NEVER FULFILL

Hey Sup Forums what are those fetishes that you will never fulfill because no one in this world wants to do that with you? I have a strong scat fetish. I'd really like to have a cute girl shitting in my mouth and cock, and then recieve a hard deepthroat blowjob with my dick covered in her shit, while I munch and eat slowly her delicious scat

I have this fetish since I was 13. I started shitting on my pants in street, then fap all covered in shit in home. A couple of months later I started to eat a little of my shit. It was really good. Then I started to shit straight to my mouth and have it full of so mich shit... but when I came, it was just disgusting so I decided to not eat my own shit again. I'm 22 right now and I really want to eat a girl's shit but how the hell can I fulfill my fetish? There are not so much (cute and young) girls that are into scat eating

I honestly hope you die after being raped for 16 hours by being flossed with razor wire.

Is that your fetish?

Fucking a trap with my gf. She really wants to see me balls deep in one but i can only fap to traps. They arent sexy in real life to me

You cant floss someones ass that long with razor wire. I would say about ten minutes tops before they split down the middle

If your gf really is into it, then you have to hurry up and do it. Go out and find a cute boygirl

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Watersports
Gf isn't into it
Once I was drunk and we were talking about porn and how much we'd need to get paid to do certain things, asked her how much to pee on me, she said not a lot but wouldn't do it for fun
Almost drunkenly asked her if she would want to piss or be pissed on
Dodged that bullet

I would love to have my smoking fetish indulged but I'm married, wife doesn't smoke, and when she tries to halfway indulge me it just makes me mad. I've had smokey sex with exactly one woman and it was fantastic. Would love to figure out a way to make it a regular thing.

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My ex was a scat. There are many more girls than you think that are into it. I personally found t his extremely gross, but pleased her anyway because she did what I liked too.

After being tired of fucking her I dumped this whore (assumption). After doing some research, turned out that I was right, the bitch few years later (and before, and probably while we were "together") was an extreme carousel rider.

Whatever. Just talk about it when you're confident. Or find a big slut, chances are she already is into it.

My sides

Thats why you pay whores you dumbass

Youre right user. She only wants to top them with a strap and have me top them so i guess ill do it soon. Just gotta pretend its a pussy

Aw man I really know that feel.
Past year I somehow convinced my gf to piss on me. She accepted. Then, forcibly, I started to drink her pee. Sge said it was something really hot and that made her so horny.. but the smell of my mouth made her gag. Then she said no. I wont do this. Never again.

She is into diet drinks and sweetener, so her piss has a very sweet flavor. Damn... I need to drink her again. user for real, I need to drink her peepee again

Fistfuck a ladies butt
Tried once with a milf but 4 was the max
Must feel amazing

I'm not sure how to convince her to try
She said it's not that gross since it's just piss and you can wash it off
but she really doesn't seem into it
she almost peed in front of me in the shower and I almost popped a boner but she told me to turn away

>>extreme carousel rider
Wuth?

Also I hope yo uget to drink that pee again
If I don't get to drink my girls, at least you can for the both of us

She was afraid of your booner?

My fetish is having sex with a woman that doesn't charge by the hour.

No afraid of pissing in front of me

And if she asks for half the price?

Did you/she swallow? How does it feel?

I would rather not say what my fetish is..

That's alright i guess.

Here, this is what I will do
>take a shower together
>start a previous flirt. Get her horny with no penetration
>I need to pee honey...
>piss in her feet. Try to laugh so she doesn't take it bad
>start to piss higher... tell her that it makes me so horny
>now your turn


Ok thank you and good luck!

not a bad idea actually
I almost just straight up peed on her in the shower because I was drunk and she wasn't looking
even just to watch her do it would be nice

That's my other fetish...
Imagine it
Scat/piss/pizza all combined

I will fulfill my uniform fetish and collet several

>I get a boner just touching it, fuck

lol my wife tried to piss in me while having sex in the shower a few times, and was like "wtf why can't you piss while fucking"

inb4 some posts the gif...

I'd love to eat a sweet yummy poop

I wanna fuck my cousin hard
When it comes to girls i can control myself; i didn't jack off for months now but when i think of her i feel the need to jack off. I'm trying my hardest to resist

Ok now you will have to tell me what are you talking about.

How old you and she? Since when you wanna do that?

Want to come home to find my girlfriend getting rough fucked

I'm 20, she's 18
We actually did as kids, since then i'm attracted to her; I'm even more since she grew up to become a hottie

>We actually did as kids
You will have to greentext that myfriend

>be me 20 first apartment
>first job working in tech support!
>still full penetration virgin
>meet this girl who was like way to hot for me
>we start dating
>after about four week of dating and some kissing she asks if she can sleepover on the next Sunday night
>I'm really excited
>she comes over and insists she makes dinner for "us" BUT WE HAVE TO EAT at 3:00 PM!
>she makes chili for the dinner and chocolate mouse
>we eat, watch movie and "relax"
>I'm so fucking ready
>by 11:00 pm she gets up from the couch and announces it's time to go to bed
>once in bed it is wild she's an animal she wants it in her mouth, in the pussy in the ass, in her hair, teabagging, she licks my asshole
>I'm hypnotized this is like a porn film come alive
>then she get real quiet and gets on her stomach and starts cooing almost purring and with her face down she puts her hot ass up in the air and....
>she take the biggest shit on my fucking new BED!
>She screams FUCK ME FUCK ME and I do, and by the end of the night there is shit everywhere! Shit on the floor, walls, bed, pillows and carpet...it stinks like hell
>next morning I wake up for work
>oh the humanity
>she's gone!
>I shower run to work figure I'll get a shopvac or something on the way home and clean this up..
>2:30 PM call comes in to one of my buddies "Hey Annon, some dude is screaming on the line 322, says he's your landlord, something about the exterminator found shit all over your apartment...."
>OHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!
>Landlord called the cops, filed a police report, call his insurance adjuster, tried to evict me....
>I moved out couldn't find an apartment in my area had to move out town because of a bad mark on my record and worst part of it
>call was recorded and my call center mates play the tapes every now and again...

I want somebody to fall in love with me.

Weird right? I know

Source?

>be 7 with cousin aged 5
>just playing around watching cartoons
>There's only our grandma at home
>we're alone in another room
>shitsintimate.jpg
Somehow i always felt like my dick wasn't only made to piss
>play parents, take off clothes
>try and insert my dick in her general twat emplacement
>get in
>feelsgood.jpg
>i stop at some point yet she wants me to go on

Classic Sup Forums gif that has a baby in bondage and a guy shitting on it.

Amputee
Like quadruple, taking care of them would be so demanding, and finding one is even harder. Probably only if I am rich it would be possible

I wanna get cucked
>pic related

When wife was girlfriend she said she would do anything. I said pee on my dick and balls in the bathtub. She said no.

That's sad.

I want to watch my wife fuck. Have him cum inside her. Then fuck in his cum until I cum. Then eat her out.

I have told her I would like this. She said no. Says she would have when younger.

>and by the end of the night there is shit everywhere! Shit on the floor, walls, bed, pillows and carpet...it stinks like hell
I would be jealous if it was true.

No cucks allowed.

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The problem is we're vegans and believe showering during dry periods is against natures wishes so we only shower when it rains. This makes period and period sex risky because theres no telling when mother earth will cleanse me of my indulgent ways.

Having your gf being fucked by other guys is not hot and it's beta cuck tier fetish.

Who says?

Some of you guys are fucked up, I have a simple fetish: sex on the beach

If you are a hippy, you don't have excuses to drink pee. It's something natural

Whatever you say Senpai

fuck another girl in front of my gf, make her lick another girls feet while I cum inside girls mouth

I still don't get foot fetish

Btw i have a big anal fetish. Remember stealing my mother's dildo when I was 13. It was so huge... I fucked my ass so hard with that, and then save it back. She realized that... but she said nothing to me. She just stared at me with a really angry face. Then she dropped that dildo. I was so fucking ashamed

Sorry dude

I too have a smoking fetish. Started because of mother-in-law. So I got my wife to do it some but it's about stopped, we don't hardly ever fuck.

I want to fuck her mom, while she smokes. She's a little petite thing with flat chest, absolutely not my type. But for some reason I find her so sexy and I want to fuck her forever.

Yea but scat girls still exist even if it's rare and disgusting.

Having a fetish for something that's so rare it will never happen is worse you fuck face.

I have a fetish for fucking a really deformed guy like the elephant man.

having sex

>I have a fetish for fucking a really deformed guy like the elephant man.
I'm pretty sure that is way worse than scat fetish.
user, how and why?

I got my gf to pee on me once, not sure why we did it, we were just drink in the shower. Man my life sucks nowadays, sex only in missionary and if lucky 2x a month

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And why don't you ask her to do that again?

i have a fetish to watch my gf get fucked by another guy

Just stop it you fucking cucks

alcohol?

Pretty shitty fetish