Waifu thread

Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
/waifu/

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Bug boi claimed

Best villain who did absolutely nothing wrong claimed.

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hello hello I love you all

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Hey Love. How're you?

I'm doing the best I can! but I'm very tired today. how are you?

I'm alright. Just woke up way too early.

I see. I feel the same way! but things are loud here, it was unavoidable.

Ah, not loud here, my body just hates me.

I see ;~; I'm sorry that rest is hard to come by

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Is that the chick from ff tactics?

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Pink or blue?

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It's all good. What're you up to today? Anything?
Yes
For what?

Favorite color?

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Oh Happy day, I get to spend two days in a shit hole city full of inbred idiots
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

I'm going to try sleeping later! and then I'm going to spend a bit of time with friends tonight. what about you?

Hi.

Ehhh i'm awful at favorites. I can't remember if we've been through that or not. I'm generally fond of oranges and reds, but as always with me, it's context dependant. What about you?
Funny, that's almost exactly what i'm doing today.

Black and white. So I should wear a orange dress today with red ribbons?

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Wear whatever you like, it's not like i'll see it. Lol
What're you up to?

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What kind of clothes do you like?

I don't know what that means...
For who?

Just in general? For yourself and others?

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Fags are the next step to human evolution

How are you gonna produce

For myself, nothing interesting. I just wear jeans and a tee most of the time i go out. Maybe sweatpants if i'm feeling too lazy.
As for girls, there's quite a long list there, and it's not worth listing them all, not to mention it depends on the girl. I will say i like boots on girls though. Not too sure why.
Next dead end in human evolution, you mean.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but fags with locks will take the cocks.

With cellular reproduction

There it is, the anti-evolution freak.
How's your relationship doing

o bb

What maniac suggested pingu in the city on MAL?

It's like rugs-a-million but with keks instead of rugs.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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why is pingu even on MAL?

Going steady then :^)

Fuck knows, but I needed a laugh after watching made in abyss.

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I love you

Noot noot

I like you a lot.

Sabre's sword is invisible most of the time and her eyes are normally blue or green.

fucking normie, REEEEEEE

Hush you
Why are you saying that now?
That's not Sabre, normie.

I want you to princess carry me like that.

What a fag, having internet relationship with another guy
:^)

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This.

I want you to feed me like that.

I feel like i'm being bullied.

Get bullied kiddo

You're not even denying it

This thread is pretty homosex right now.

How about i deny you air?

Welp, that went from homosex to homocide real quick.

Sorry, I will leave shortly

Asphyxiate me father figure

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Boring.

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Not as boring as you saying boring for no reason

That was some decent wordplay, come on guys. Nobody?

I want you to pat me like that.

Way to make it weird. Here i just wanted to choke you, not get you off.
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That's a hit, not a pat.

>Choke me daddy
You can't win this, Shizuwu

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Hey, that's pretty good.
Not cringe at all.

I have a better idea, how about you go choke yourself on your bd, and i'll be here not having to worry about this?

Already ahead of you

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You misinterpreted thise two posts as referring to the same thing.

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Why do you get called gay when your waifu is such a cute girl?

zzz

Good reply.

Do you like maid outfits?

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That doesn't mean she's male, pfft.

Not cringe at all.

I know.

I'm not opposed to them, but i'm not a fan like some people.
So apart from deepthroating a giant cock, what're you up to?

What are you a fan of? I want to educate myself about everything you're into.

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Not much really, enjoying the very little free-time I have left.
Will probably play some Divinity soon

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Maybe that's the twist, she pretends she's just a girly dude so she can be a dragon rider?

Nothing in particular. My tastes are pretty varied and i can appreciate most things.
Ahh, i may end up playing divinity soon too.

That doesn't make sense

I haven't had to play the game much, being too busy with stuff.
I probably will start a new character and go outside my comfort zone with him.
Any recommendation for a magic build?

Oh, okay.

I want to see Shizuru in a nurse outfit. Or I can wear one if they prefer.