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Dubs decides

Say, do you like ferrets? I have 3 but only one sleeps with me.

ay bby u wan sum fuk?

*nervously shuffles over* h-h-hello m'lady, please to be of such great interest to you! ^_^ *hides in shirt bc anxiety*

Nice clit

why bother, fake anyway innit

*nervously shuffles over* h-h-hello m'lady, please to be of such great interest to you! ^_^ *hides in shirt bc anxiety*

retoll

I’m gonna drill you aye

newfag detects but also rerolling

Change of rule

reroll

unmatch me pls

I believe you are what you eat and some day I plan to be you.

get dubs - changes rules - op is fag

can I paint your face black and call you my slave?

Winner.

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heyyyyyyyy :)

Dubs and 5 decides

Reroll

Hello Rebecca. You're ok with being called Rebecca? Whatever, sorry for being weird lol.
Anyway, noticed you matched with me? Thanks! I'm not really sure what to say now lol... *awkward*

if you come over you can discover how to cook- im excellent at demonstrating the art of spit-roasting. Just ask my roommate

You want
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.. .... _,--------_

Rolling for this.

i would never have the willpower to do this

That's not funny.

What's difference between me and my couch?
....
My couch pulls out

nigga it already won
>005
fug

Roll.

you nigger op said 5 and dubs so it already fucking won. waste of a 5

how interested are you in a black genocide?

reroll

OP will never score
/r/ing pic of beavis next to OP's gravestone

reroll

Not funny either. Over the top and obviously trolling. Needs to be more subtle and funny.

fuck off
reroll

Shit phone, hold on to your hats fags

What do you call a group of unorganized cats? ... a Catastrophe

Why don't they play poker in the jungle? ... too many Cheethas

Nice meme bro. "Black genocide" lol! That's pretty hardcore. It's seems really edgy! Which means that it's also funny!

Shut up and die faggot. It's not funny, especially not in this situation. You were that kid in school that always cracked "dark jokes" in class and got mad at everyone else for not laughing? Or did you have some other edgy friends that laughed along?
Again, shut up and die.

What do you call bees that produce milk? .. BOO-BEES

The second post ruined it. She'll never reply or read past that now because she knows it's a troll and not serious.

Sigh... You've ruined it. Nice try though...

shut up nigger

What do you call an alligator in a vest? an In-vest-igator

I'm guessing youre a nigger yourself?reroll

O shit i cant unmatch her

you wan ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴ sum fuk

*GAAAAAASPPPP* AHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHHA! *TAKES IN MASSIVE BREATH* AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA! *SNORTS* YOURE *COUGHS* KILLING ME user! AHAHAHAHAJAHAHAH!

Yeah. Not funny. Shut your mouth.

still rolling

reroll

??

priya.

say "call centre job pays enough?"

Stupid retard lol. No matter how many times you roll, your retarded, unfunny attempt at a joke will always fail.

Rolling.

Winner.

indirect win from a reroll. i thank you dude

Half these bitches dont look bad, do you just constantly swipe right or are you wasting opportunities?

If the second one, you must not be bad looking tbh

Hurry up faggot.

Sorry for slow upload, tinder and my phone are fucking slow

havent ever found a girl with a decent personality on tinder so why the fuck not
You decide :)

>look like you deliver pizza and drive a honda civic from 1991 with a fart cannon

be quiet nigger
reroll

plus adding: nice dox mate. intermediatekek for snapchat

Don't have a job nor a car
but thanks

sucks when im on my ninth, maybe tenth car and no job.

rolling for "poo in the loo or shitting street?"

dubs is dubs

reroll and saying thats two in a row

buenos dias mandy

oops typo

I meant to say.. send noodz. I need to see your ass looks first.. then we'll talk

reroll

Not funny retard.

Reroll

Hitler did nothing wrong

it's not supposed to be funny

go lurk moar newfag

also rerolling

Not bad looking, the 6'2, athlete and fact you're lithuanian is why you get bitches

I use tinder because I enjoy finding a girl who looks like everything I want, but I can't drive so I don't usually message matches or make anything of them, when I head to Uni I'll be in a city so i might use it seriously

Hit up Hannah and say "Hey, how's your day going?"

Let's try to actually get a response first

Roll. Need a response to make it funny. Not just retarded spam.

Rolling for this

Rerolling

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fuck all niggers

Such a cutie, what a shame :)
She goes to my uni.

What are you gonna do?

White Knight? It's not like she'll think you're cool or anything.

That's op dipshit

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tuku

i know priya ahahahahahaha shes from londonish

MFW goes to my Uni
Im third year, already fuck 4 freshers (3 in stenton, one mackinder)
Freshers are fucking easy this year

also saving this and posting it around uni

Faggot cunt, no girl will ever fuck you lmoa

Add me on snap

fuck that, this is going on Raunchy Reading mate

2 thousand students are about to get your snapchat

nah mate im kidding I didnt really

Tf theres a meme group for reading?

there are two. i started the first one, and got like 2k likes from people who like dark humour. there is one called "lets get reading to rumble" which just posts shitty normie memes like "what your halls says about you" etc but theyre bigger than us now because they just churn out shit/ id like to say people see Raunchy reading memes as better quality, but posting rarely

also last year i kinda shredded RUSU since i know someone working there and so everything that went on i found out about (like all the officers stealing money to go to some Labour rally)

I dont run raunchy anymore. I gave that page to a predecessor

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."