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Dubs decides
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Say, do you like ferrets? I have 3 but only one sleeps with me.
ay bby u wan sum fuk?
*nervously shuffles over* h-h-hello m'lady, please to be of such great interest to you! ^_^ *hides in shirt bc anxiety*
Nice clit
why bother, fake anyway innit
*nervously shuffles over* h-h-hello m'lady, please to be of such great interest to you! ^_^ *hides in shirt bc anxiety*
retoll
I’m gonna drill you aye
newfag detects but also rerolling
Change of rule
reroll
unmatch me pls
I believe you are what you eat and some day I plan to be you.
get dubs - changes rules - op is fag
can I paint your face black and call you my slave?
Winner.
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heyyyyyyyy :)
Dubs and 5 decides
Reroll
Hello Rebecca. You're ok with being called Rebecca? Whatever, sorry for being weird lol.
Anyway, noticed you matched with me? Thanks! I'm not really sure what to say now lol... *awkward*
if you come over you can discover how to cook- im excellent at demonstrating the art of spit-roasting. Just ask my roommate
You want
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Rolling for this.
i would never have the willpower to do this
That's not funny.
What's difference between me and my couch?
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My couch pulls out
nigga it already won
>005
fug
Roll.
you nigger op said 5 and dubs so it already fucking won. waste of a 5
how interested are you in a black genocide?
reroll
OP will never score
/r/ing pic of beavis next to OP's gravestone
reroll
Not funny either. Over the top and obviously trolling. Needs to be more subtle and funny.
fuck off
reroll
Shit phone, hold on to your hats fags
What do you call a group of unorganized cats? ... a Catastrophe
Why don't they play poker in the jungle? ... too many Cheethas
Nice meme bro. "Black genocide" lol! That's pretty hardcore. It's seems really edgy! Which means that it's also funny!
Shut up and die faggot. It's not funny, especially not in this situation. You were that kid in school that always cracked "dark jokes" in class and got mad at everyone else for not laughing? Or did you have some other edgy friends that laughed along?
Again, shut up and die.
What do you call bees that produce milk? .. BOO-BEES
The second post ruined it. She'll never reply or read past that now because she knows it's a troll and not serious.
Sigh... You've ruined it. Nice try though...
shut up nigger
What do you call an alligator in a vest? an In-vest-igator
I'm guessing youre a nigger yourself?reroll
O shit i cant unmatch her
you wan ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴ sum fuk
*GAAAAAASPPPP* AHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHHA! *TAKES IN MASSIVE BREATH* AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA! *SNORTS* YOURE *COUGHS* KILLING ME user! AHAHAHAHAJAHAHAH!
Yeah. Not funny. Shut your mouth.
still rolling
reroll
??
priya.
say "call centre job pays enough?"
Stupid retard lol. No matter how many times you roll, your retarded, unfunny attempt at a joke will always fail.
Rolling.
Winner.
indirect win from a reroll. i thank you dude
Half these bitches dont look bad, do you just constantly swipe right or are you wasting opportunities?
If the second one, you must not be bad looking tbh
Hurry up faggot.
Sorry for slow upload, tinder and my phone are fucking slow
havent ever found a girl with a decent personality on tinder so why the fuck not
You decide :)
>look like you deliver pizza and drive a honda civic from 1991 with a fart cannon
be quiet nigger
reroll
plus adding: nice dox mate. intermediatekek for snapchat
Don't have a job nor a car
but thanks
sucks when im on my ninth, maybe tenth car and no job.
rolling for "poo in the loo or shitting street?"
dubs is dubs
reroll and saying thats two in a row
buenos dias mandy
oops typo
I meant to say.. send noodz. I need to see your ass looks first.. then we'll talk
reroll
Not funny retard.
Reroll
Hitler did nothing wrong
it's not supposed to be funny
go lurk moar newfag
also rerolling
Not bad looking, the 6'2, athlete and fact you're lithuanian is why you get bitches
I use tinder because I enjoy finding a girl who looks like everything I want, but I can't drive so I don't usually message matches or make anything of them, when I head to Uni I'll be in a city so i might use it seriously
Hit up Hannah and say "Hey, how's your day going?"
Let's try to actually get a response first
Roll. Need a response to make it funny. Not just retarded spam.
Rolling for this
Rerolling
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fuck all niggers
Such a cutie, what a shame :)
She goes to my uni.
What are you gonna do?
White Knight? It's not like she'll think you're cool or anything.
That's op dipshit
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tuku
i know priya ahahahahahaha shes from londonish
MFW goes to my Uni
Im third year, already fuck 4 freshers (3 in stenton, one mackinder)
Freshers are fucking easy this year
also saving this and posting it around uni
Faggot cunt, no girl will ever fuck you lmoa
Add me on snap
fuck that, this is going on Raunchy Reading mate
2 thousand students are about to get your snapchat
nah mate im kidding I didnt really
Tf theres a meme group for reading?
there are two. i started the first one, and got like 2k likes from people who like dark humour. there is one called "lets get reading to rumble" which just posts shitty normie memes like "what your halls says about you" etc but theyre bigger than us now because they just churn out shit/ id like to say people see Raunchy reading memes as better quality, but posting rarely
also last year i kinda shredded RUSU since i know someone working there and so everything that went on i found out about (like all the officers stealing money to go to some Labour rally)
I dont run raunchy anymore. I gave that page to a predecessor
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."