Notch NO!
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Maybe Notch isn't so bad after all.
but he's a
>WHITE
>FUCKING
>MALE
triggered as fuck
he's slowly slipping over the edge.
Also he seems like he's one bad date away from going MGTOW.
Wow, what a racist!
he's a NEET
>make shitty block game
>autistic children rush to buy it
>millions of sales
>microsoft gives you a billion dollars for it
>tfw
Finally a Swed standing up for himself. What a glorious day. I knew those viking genes weren't completely bred out. Does anybody know what I can do to support him? The more red-pilled game developers there are the better.
>Notch
He'd be a retard not to at this point. He was married for like a year and his cunt wife took half his shit. He made a lot of god damn money off of minecraft.
Does he still browse Sup Forums?
No, I don't
once on Sup Forums, forever on Sup Forums
The fact that women are entitled to half your shit even when there are no children at all involved is fucking insanity.
>cuntfusing
Oh that's good.
That's really good.
I wish this fat fucker would hurry up and release Half Life 3
Good thing he waited to sell MC until after she left.
He's rich, he don't need to give a shit
I think he's pretty much off the rails these days. He's part of the elite now anyway, he doesn't need any help.
that relieved my anger
Notch is cool he made some good business descisions not the same I will as I want to keep my game as mah baby!
>But I have spoken with him good guy.
>He was married for like a year and his cunt wife took half his shit.
>getting famous
>then getting married
like why do people do this? I understand being poor and wanting companionship, but having a lot of money and looking for a wife? you might as well just find a random chick and cut her a check
She'll probably get half of it anyway.
oh man the fire almost rose inside me
I almost feel bad for Notch. Almost. Made a super popular game beloved by autists, got fucking stupid rich. Then a cunt took half after a year or so, he has few friends left, and is miserable despite being wealthy.
All of this unfolded because he made a ripoff game of infiniminer with lots of bugs and half-finished features. I wonder what his life would be like if he never got famous.
>be swedish
>become rich
>immediately leave sweden
Yeah bitches gone be bitches I totally get why you beat em.
Notch is me if I got insanely rich. Just sitting around shitposting all day.
Probably the same as it is now only he'd be also working some shitty 9/5 job instead of chilling in his villa in LA with more money than he could ever spend.
if i gave a shit about twitter or hash tags, i would probably use cuntfusing till it caused a feminist to kill herself.
then i would keep going.
This is usually how it goes, most companies that get started here leave after they grow by enough because after a point there is literally 0 reason to have a large company in Sweden.
He would act like the typical swede, advocate for fag equality, white guilt, mass immigration, and every other left-wing belief. It's only because of his wealth has he embraced some pride in himself.
>ANGRY
fucking white people
How to handle the aftermath.
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low quality bantz m8. have a (You).
Do you still browse Sup Forums?
God damnit, it's
>fucking a white male
I'm beginning to think that Harriet character he interacted with is a troll account.
>Itself
>Doesn't answer notch's question
I hate faggots and feminists so much.
>having a billion dollars
>moving to LA of all god-forsaken awful places
MADMAN
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MADMAN
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Anyone an Animator ? Programmer? Level Artist?
oh shit waddup
HOLY SHIT NOTCHNIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Fucking based as hell. Hard to believe he is swedish
>You will never be a billionaire who can give zero fucks what anybody else thinks
Feels bad man.
>a man is mansplaining why men can't take issue with the word mansplaining
You can give zero fucks if you're poor, you have nothing to lose
Fuuuuushiiiiooooon HAAAAAAA
>im a man defining itself as femnist ally
WHAT A FUCKING
KEK
U
C
K
you pay a statetax of atleast 30 % and then some. Think roughly 45 % of my paycheck goes to the government.
Been trying to get out, but my company has no positions except in Denmark or Norway and they pay equal tax.
I thought male feminists was a Sup Forums meme.
I mean I know there are dudes that pretend to me "ally's" to get with feminist bitches but this dude is actually calling himself "itself" and using the term patriarchy unironically.
What the actual fuck.
>cuntfusing
Shit. That's not even a appropriately measured retribution.
His money is definitely starting to show. Good times.
*sheathes katana
>cuntfusing
pic related?
lol what a faggot
ikr
>calling your self IT
absolute cuck
He deleted it, what did he say?
Bazza why
You sound salty as fuck to be honest. Sorry you have to be a failure NEET.
I guess one too many videos of minecraft porn have sent this Swede off the deep end
they better beef up the security at the rapefugee centers because he's about to breivik that shit
*teleports behind you*
i'm going to have to talk to your prime minister about this post
he didnt
no it isn't
Here's a Swedish male feminist(eng subs)
youtube.com
It's a shame because he's a qt
that gordon faggot is all kinds of fucked in the head
what in the christ is that
WHAT THE FUCK
IMAGINE BRINGING HER HOME ON YOUR WEDDING DAY AND SHE SAYS TO YOU HOLD ON LET ME UNZIP MY PUSSY WHAT THE FUCK
GREATEST FEMMINST ALLY
Fuck moot. Ever since we got Hirohito meme magic became real.
>God damnit, it's
>>fucking a white male
Male white, fucking a!
>literally riding your mom's ass
baka senpai
fucking dropped
Buddy, When I was still a normie I knew male feminists were a real thing and not a dank maymay
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هجوم
>I'm a man defining itself as a feminist ally
>itself
>feminist ally
>defining
congratulations Qaddafi, you've found the worst tweet ever.
I want all the fucking Chads off the board right now.
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON MENU BOYS
>Feminist ally
Thank god for him that he got the fuck out of there. Even L.A. is better for your manhood than Sweden.
>wedding day
At least you'd know she was a virgin
>*unzips dick*
FUCKING MEME PUSSY
I have played tf2 with him a couple of times... he was pretty mediocre.
hey fatso, if you are in this thread, name the server?
I dont get #mansplaining? If we talk seriously over their heads its somehow sexist? Like we need to babydick our speech for retard women?
now im #cuntfused
Shit like this makes me welcome our new Muslim overlords. What's with the retard zombie moan? Is that what they actually sound like?
Is she using a 'and into the trash it goes' reaction image in her post?
Didn't Sup Forums start that?
Are the normies stealing our memes?
>#cuntfusing
TOP FUCKING NOTCH
I do it all the time.
>If we talk seriously over their heads its somehow sexist?
user.. It's literally 'explaining something to a woman, while being a man'
An inherently sexist act! :^)
What a huge faggot.
This just proves that billionaires are the smartest people on Earth. There's a reason they have so much money. I used to think Minecraft's success was complete dumb luck, but maybe it was because he's actually an intelligent person.
Notice how the biggest faggots are always millionaires, especially actors and musicians. Steve Jobs was a billionaire, but he's dead as shit so it doesn't count.
He's rich enough to not have to give a fuck anymore. Like Trump.
Fun fact, Finns started making assumptions that Swedish men are "like that" after WWII because the language sounds so faggy compared to our monotone speech
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long live the notch.