Tfw no gf

Why didn't my parents prepare me for this feel?

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>tfw raised by a single mom whose only advice on grills was to be a nice person and they'll come flocking to you

omg you poor bastard lol

How does one actually get a gf?
No r9k memes

>raised by Chad Dad who assumed I was gay for some reason
>now 20, kissless and a depressed loser in college
t-thanks Dad

...

Why are white women such whores?

>tfw my mom said the same thing
>also literally said 'just be yourself'
>tfw myself is an awkward, extremely introverted nerd

T-thanks

you poor, poor soul

if it makes you feel any better, being a normie doesnt help.

is this some sick joke

I watched woman I loved
She waited for somebody
I think it's her bf
On the other hand, I am lonely
It is a wretched feeling
I feel like vomiting

tfw my gf doesn't drink and I will never find her all tipsy and horny like that in the bedroom ;_;

god has a wicked sense of humour

amen to that

>tfw I've never had a gf

no he's right, the pain of no gf is far greater than pleasure of gf

the just bee yourself meme only applies to marriage

>Raised by single mom
>became gay
how the fuck this works?

maybe your hatred over your failed parent (in this case mother) evolved into a general hatred against women?
That or you really want the ''daddy'' that you never had

>Raised by a single mom whose only advice about grills was AVOID THEM YOU HAVE TO STUDY AND BE A GOOD BOI
>Haven't had a gf and I'm 23 already

хyй eгo знaeт

same, have shit grades anyway

I presume you're white. That's why. White people can't have gf anymore

Mine were ok and I got a nice degree. Still haven't died only because I'm too afraid to kill myself.

You were bamboozled.

It's a meme, even with a dad there are faggots.

>solid 7/10
>cyborg
>semi-full beard, no neck fedora shit
>good physique
>tfw no gf

>tfw raised by a widow who never gave me any advice on girls whatsover so I just kinda had to figure out myself what works and what doesn't

In general being obnoxious and a little violent works like 70% of the time, but then again I've only fucked 9 different girls...

Nice m8, I still have 2 years left to fix them but I'm thinking of just spending a gap year in southeast asia to cure my loneliness.

Is going to SEA alone a valid option?

I'm afraid it won't work.

Just be handsome. You can also be confident and have money, but being very attractive solves most of your problems.

>mfw I realize this while being ugly as a sin

Is it because you are still awkward and with zero charisma? How do we fix ourselves?

She's not completely wrong. The type of grills that want more than just sex are often attracted to 'nice' guys, but when it's clearly just an act like r9k-tier fedoras put on it comes across as extremely beta. There's a middle ground between being a cuck and being a dick to women, just like there's one between letting your children skip school and giving them cigarette burns and bruises every day.

T. non-virgin

>Why didn't my parents prepare me for this feel?
Because they expected you to have one, you fucking beta.

You think so? I'm 6'1 and and not fat, just have kind of a beta face.

She isn't wrong.

Al my gfs came to be because I'm nice. Then I scare them away when angry, but that's another thing.

No I mean you probably will feel lonely anyway. Don't know if it's even fixable. I had some nice female friends that got on me but I was to depressed to do anything about it.

@74741948
do not humble brag

I don't know mane, still thinking about lifting, but it seems like a big meme

>zero charisma
>ugly
>fat
>small dick
>droped engineering school
>poor
>hugless virgin

Even when I was ottermode and had a six-pack I was awkward af with no charisma. Fixing the outside doesn't change the inside. At most it gave me a little more confidence for a few weeks but that was it.

Have a perfect jawline.

>Why are white women such whores?
You don't interact with a lot of non-white women do you?

>tfw your jawline is too square

I'm to handsome, to rich, to tall, to intelligent and to successful to get a gf.

>whiit wimmin

Generic mulatto #6108

How is this even news

>that
>too good looking

She looks like a cheap prostitute

>tfw NOT raised by single mom, but dad was never home because he was a truck driver
>when he was home, mom always yelled at home and he never defended himself
>tfw he never taught me anything, other than being a bitch who gets bossed around by women

She's too "not white" looking.

>tfw your jawline is too round

>truck driver dad
iktf bro.

>raised in sexually repressive household
>nothing abusive but parents never gave 'the talk' and had typical american values like forbidding movies with sex/nudity but allowing movies with violence
>first exposure to sex was hentai discovered while looking up anime online
>develop into fat, unhygienic teen
>lose weight and get in decent shape by my 20s but still have the self-esteem of my teenage self

I never asked for this

>24 year old virgin
>not too awkward, get looks from girls and can interact fine just fucked up in the past
>now on the hunt for a gf
>all the girls I'm attracted to end up having bfs

Found a 10/10 qt on pof though with good hobbies. I need to contact her, never done online dating though.

>Was a fat and not really good looking teenager
>Managed to get in a good shape in the beginning of my 20s
>But then I got terrible stretch marks, thanks to a gym
>I'll never be able to get my shirt off in front of women now
At least now I can not worry because I can't change anything.

t-this..

>Family never gave any advice about women.
>Sister never had any female friends
>Father and mother are shut ins like me.
On the bright side they never asked if I will get married,thankfully I'm pretty ugly so they knew the chance was slim/

>all kinds of "role models"/adults in my life just tell me to be a nice boy and everything will be okay
>evil stepmother with a vicious temperament meant I always had to be as gentle as possible to avoid her temper tantrums and avoid trouble
>she also ruined my social life so I never invited anyone home and had to just play vidya gaems in my room to pass the time
>only hang out with friends when I could visit them at their home, but I had much less social interaction than other kids
it's not that strange I'm a beta with no confidence

>>Sister never had any female friends
She only had boyfriends?

>>Father and mother are shut ins like me.
How did they meet and fall in love? Ask them for tips, one shut in to another.

>Cute girl at work kind of started flirting with me
>I'm 24 and it's first time in my life when an attractive women actually showed me any sort of interest whatsoever
Lads how I don't fuck this up. She's like 1-2 years older and most likely already had relationships with at least three Chads at this point. How can I even compete

You're going into it all wrong for starters. Don't act like you need to compete or win her as a prize or whatever. This might sound retarded, but being yourself is actually your best bet. Don't pretend to be someone you're not because women gaze right through that shit.

And hey if she's not into you, her loss right?

>her loss
not when you are a 24 year old virgin, then its definitely your loss

Dont listen to this guy . The thing you need a BIG PENIS and then you need to use it as a sword killing the other chads

>her loss right?
Heh, yeah.

Sure he could also refuse to shrug it off and stalk her like some autistic creep, but that won't get him laid either.

>She's like 1-2 years older and most likely already had relationships with at least three Chads at this point.

abort mission. find someone younger and more innocent

There are also girl at my work who explicitly hinted me that they like me and they are also 1-2 years older. I think they just want to find some "nice" guy after they had fun with Chads. I try not to fall for this shit.

My dad is similar and it turns out that he is into cuck porn kek

bullshit
i had 5 gf so far and every single time i was pretending that i was something i was not and i was talking what they wanted to hear
tho im good with reading people
so those are my 2 cents

Commit sodoku yellow shit skin

got you senpai
BRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

how do you even talk to women lol

>pic related
it's shooped, i can see it the pixels

>when you talk to a qt and the realization she will never be your gf hits you right in the heart

Like to any other human being. I've never understood this "I cont toolk to wymim" 2bh.

>cause you know, you have alot of time left

You can do pretty much anything in your spare time and still find someone. It's what you do outside of your free time is important. If all your time is free time then she's probably not going to like you because it says things about you.

The only problem is when she asks to meet your friends and you say you don't have any but she doesn't believe you.

>all these fags who blame their parents but not themselves

Because men dont have things like a shit test
Talking to women is like running through a minefield

What could possibly go wrong?

Yes, it's not as if parents shape their children's entire personality and personality and brain is mostly set by about age 8 so it's nigh impossible to drastically change later on

you are talking as if saying the wrong thing to a woman is the end of the world. (unless you wanna fugg her) She aint gonna shank you.

Worst case screnario she doesnt like you and you call her a cunt

Although realistically there's a lot of things you can say that end in her not liking you. I talk to men about politics, recent goings on, football etc. I try talk to a woman about that and she simply isn't interested. Hope you know about True Blood or some other TV show aimed at women or you're not going to have anything to talk about.

>when she asks to meet your friends and you say you don't have any but she doesn't believe you.
this is the worst feel. happens to me all the time when i talk to girls online
>what do you mean you don't have friends? haha. everyone has friends!

This worries me about getting into online dating once I get a fulltime job

>When was the last time you went out user?
A few days ago
>Where to?
The shops

Does nobody have sauce?

>Tfw no gf
>tfw finally get gf and she loves you
>tfw suddenly you realise you're missed out on you're shot at dating/fucking around
>tfw don't want to hurt her but also wanna be free to fuck around

It's actually hell

dont cuck her

>tfw raised by a normal family
>never sent to kindergarten
>taught not to touch people
>had one brief gf (ugly)

Fml

>>never sent to kindergarten
i believe this is the reason i was a failure for so long

>i wasnt send to the marxist indoctrination camp
>that's why im a failure

i haven't went to one, and because of that had my first gf at 17

>kindergarten
>affecting anyone in the long run
Its usually just some highschool/college students trying to make some money on the side that works there man chill.

you literally do, as a man.

>never had a real gf
>only a few online relationships which have usually ended in less than 3 months
>usually i blurt out something autistically awkward and the girl cuts off all connections with me
>with most of them, i never even found out for sure if they really were who they said they were, and not a 64-years old gay man who is good at pretending to be cute online
>meet a girl online about a year ago
>both of us are socially awkward
>very similar interests, get along extremely well
>has some things which kinda verify that she is who she says she is, but never seen her on a picture, webcam, or heard her speak
>at this point, i don't even care if "she" is 20 years older than me, a gay guy, and/or CIA, as long as i just have someone who will always be there for me nearly every night
>not sure about how to feel