Eating prosciutto in the tub. AMA

Eating prosciutto in the tub. AMA

let me guess. you are spanish?

Nope, south-eastern european

What is the mathematical formula explaining the relationship between space and time called?

M theory

smettila subito

gross

Kys

Shit nigga, lemme chill
Thank you
I might, but not today
Ma perch?

Zašto?

...
Gladan sam, i mrsko mi je izac

You should make some toast

How many slices did you eat before you realised life was pretty awesome?

Life is pain. I'm killing myself tonite.

ay Tony, eating da gabagool in da bath tub again

Wouldn't want them crumbs in my bath
About 3 I'd say
But its weekend!
Wut, also checked

...

For me, it's life end

>About 3 I'd say

You enjoy your Saturday night, good sir.

I love white men. Hairs on their bodies exist on ll the right places. No homl.

Ever been to swedenistan?

Previše lijepih žena. Nastavi živjeti.

>Ma perch?
ti stai spingendo troppo oltre

What are you? Some kind of Chinaman?

Wrap some around your cock and send pic

Please send this to my parents after I kill myself

Well then, off you go
Trying my best, afterwards I'll grab a couple of drinks and try to get laid. Should make a nice day.
Even tho I'm a little on the hairy side
No never been more north then Holland and Germany. Is it worth it?
Nisam ja to ni piso. Momentano život ne ide loše
Sono annotate. Si spaghetti
Nope, 100% white
Already finished eating

You are a goddamn DEGENERATE PIECE OF SHIT STOP EATING SHAVED PIG ASS IN THE PLACE MEANT FOR CLEANING

> (You)
>No never been more north then Holland and Germany. Is it worth it?

I'd say it is, Stockholm is a beautiful city and the ladies are top notch.
As long as you stay out of the hoods it's mostly Swedes too (ATM atleast... it's called swedenistan for a reason.)

Don't be jealous
Well might give it a shot. Is knowing English enough to get around?

yup, Swedes know english.
Can't be sure when it comes to Swedenistanis tho, most of them only speak arabic

>Eating prosciutto on a saturday
you animal. Saturdays are for lasagna (or drunken kebap/shawarma/gyros at technically sunday morning)

Fuck the system! But I'll probably get drunken kebap when I head home and if I didn't score

>if I didn't
get one if you did. best nights are the ones where you do score AND get kebap

aint nobody got time to eat when you're fucking all night?

is everything tutto caputto in le prosciutto?

va fanculo, stupido.

My point, plus I don't want to smell like garlic all night

Tony Soprano lived?

Aia numai prosciutto nu e, Lidl faggot.

where is your cheese? where are your miniature pickles? Nothing to drink?

urgh, just get one on the way to her/his/your place.
if he/she/it doesn't mind you smelling of cigarettes, booze and kebap it is a keeper. if he/she/it does mind, you've your ticket out.

Why do you faggots keep writing in Italian... Goni te se u pičku materinu retardirani Talijani

Sounds kinda right, but u wouldn't want her to smell bad either...

You doing good fellow prosciutto believer.
May the Italian prosciutto bless you as the sacred scripture taught us.

who the fuck want to fuck when you're stuffed

this niggas not even using a lavender bath bomb.

get the fuck of my board!

When we were teenagers, it was beautiful.

What language is that ugly shit you wrote there, dick muncher?

don't eat prosciutto, if you can't handle tutto

I guess you've never had the "we're both totally stuffed, but lets bang anyways" sex with ye olde grille? Its an experience I don't regret.

Off* though.

Seconding.
They're just prosciutto non-believers, or mudslimes hating pork.

i don't fuck slobs.

Italian so me

Any femanons opinion on this? Also on pic? Does he look fuckable?

I like to get my prosciutto sizzling hot and prepare it bacon-style in the pan and everybody hates me for it, va fanculo.

"There are no women in the internet" though.

get that tiny non-prosciutto (contrasciutto) out of this prosciutto thread, you bastardo, imbecile! vai vai andiamo!

How long have you been obese?

suka sta minchia

What is your country blyat

They hate you rightfully.
Blasphemy!
The prosciutto can be lightly heated when on pizza, only that is ok, according to the scripture

How comfy are you?

Couple o years, not super fat, just a bit chubby, I just love eating drinking alcohol and smoking like a chimney way too much than go get my ass up. But I still get pussy fairly easy, I'm not ugly tho

its so simple some times.

Truly.
Good life I'd say

In this pic? About 8/10 I mean, it's warm I'm eating, shitposting and being naked at the same time. Feels good man

all-time-slobs, I'd agree, but sometimes-slobs is your loss, man.

I like to live dangerously and occasionally tell Italians that I do that. I can see their fist clenching, their palms getting sweaty, arms heavy, spilling le tutti spaghetti.

I feel you, 10+ kg, after military service

My sides-
That was gold though. May you receive the blessings of the mighty prosciutto

I tried to stop smoking once, that got me +16kg. Thank God im quite tall

You lucky son of a four clover
170cm

No question. Good job, take time for yourself.

Oooooooh Vito touching his braciole in the tub again

I feel you, man. 170cm fellow here. thing is, i really hate tall, slender guys. not sure if it's connected to my height, but I find them repulsive.

Italofags just keep on hatin, makes it even more worth it :) but it's more like Ivan touching his Kobasica in the tub. And I call your sacred prosciutto PRŠUT, hope it hurts

Repulsive? None can choose the height it change it

Nah, I'm 6,2 / 1,88 but I, too hate em

Or change it*

invest in gum

oh fuck you motherfucker

I should rather invest in rubber