Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train explosion several years ago.
I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
Logan Harris
Fuck it, I'll roll on the bait.
Henry Watson
Nice copypasta
Landon Nguyen
poop get
Daniel Reed
My ex gf died too an I've been spreading her nudes all over the Internet. At first I thought it was fucked up and then after a few years I remembered what a freak she was. The very idea of a hundred dudes jacking off to her pics would've made her wet as a big water ocean. So now I do it because I think she would appreciate her hot bod not going to waste and I like It too.
Aaron Gomez
if anyone hits 89 you won't dump. I got $100,000 that says so. Not really that much money to a guy like me.
Jonathan Roberts
I've been training for a moment like this.
Ayden Rogers
Roll incase
Dylan Ortiz
Rolllin
Xavier Gomez
I'm terribly sorry for your loss. Now let's see that pussy.
Colton Barnes
I'm going to kill my wife soon.
Levi Howard
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Camden Robinson
rollin
Nolan Peterson
Takin the bait
Alexander James
>train explosion Wat
Christian Ward
baited roll
Brayden Ward
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin' personnel kid
Samuel Martinez
roll that shit
Anthony Miller
Y r u so mad
Jason Wilson
>Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train explosion several years ago.
This is truly ancient copypasta.
Ryder Allen
Roll
Nolan King
Wut is copy pasta
Charles Long
>cocksucker
Alexander Kelly
nice copypasta
Andrew Ward
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Sup Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Sup Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
David Kelly
rollllll
Jack Parker
quit bitchin and roll
Grayson Nelson
hopefully a troll
Josiah Moore
Whoa... you got nudes of her after the train explosion?? That's so damn hardcore!
Bentley Murphy
rollin
Hunter Roberts
roll
Brandon Wood
Rawl
Adam Morris
this meme died 2 years ago
Jacob Torres
This thread is 100% pure cancer. I fucking hate you guys so much.
Kayden Torres
Rollinn
Gabriel Flores
Somebody's going to get it eventually. Roll!
Jackson Jackson
haha roll
Leo Perez
She's like maybe a 5 dude, but I'll pop a roll for my niggas.