User

user,
tell us something interesting about the last person to have your dick inside them ?

She dead.

I fucked her in a room full of her sleeping friends and came inside her.

She was bipolar and tried to stab me to death with a pen after I spoke to a female childhood friend of mine.

She's an accomplished woodworker(heh), but seriously

She let me put it in her butt

fuck her in the clothes closet. She told me it was the best sex in her life.

came inside her, now she is pregnant

Technically she was my mother... Ya know, when I was born.

She is sweet3r than she should be honestly

Such a fine creature with a far too caring heart

A total freak in thebed and lies about all her indescretions

She had blue hair?
I don't even know the persons name. only if I was a girl i'd claim rape.

She has huge Kate Upton-type tits. Good times.

she gets turned on by being bite in the shoulder

She’s very hot and apparently has some kind of fetish for short guys. She’s like 5’8”

I’m 5’4” and her boyfriend before me was shorter than me. Her fiancée is around my height.

same here

She's a single mom. Loves daddy/daughter play, anal and rape, creampies and cum play. Wants to rim, fuck my ass next time we see each other, which I'm cool with. Has the tightest, slimmest pussy Ive ever fucked.

She's also not my wife.

She loves coming home to her husband full of my cum. Loves it when he hugs her, trying to initiate sex, and loves to send him to the bathroom with his tablet. She cums on my dick in anticipation of it.

she was retired major in the air force

She played in porn, twice. And before someone ask for pics or name : nope.
All I can say is that it was with Pierre Woodman.

She's bisexual and loves vaginal fisting.

i met a cd on tvchix i dressed her up and did her make up and was the first guy to fuck her, pic is her.

There was nothing interesting about her
Which is I guess in and of itself mildly interesting

>>>>>>her

She's married to one of my co-workers.
I fill her up with my cum every Friday. He has no idea.

she is my kids second grade teacher

Hes been my boyfriend for seven years and we have both been to prison lol

Cheating or has it just been that long?

>>>>>>>her
get over it new fag

shes not my wife

she is my friends mom

she is my daughter

>one thing

>her

I first banged her when she was 14, she's 21 now and I still bang her.

She was from Dublin, she had no sense of smell, her feet kinda stunk, she liked to be tied up and have her cunt used. I could go on...

You sir are the newfag, trans is a euphemism for faggot, faggot.

She is my 2nd cousin and it is probably the 1500th time my dick was inside her

she is a doctor (phd) and her man likes to watch her get fucked

she was my boss's daughter

she likes to be choked, slapped on the ass and face, and to be forcefully deepthroated

pic relate

She is a legitimate psychopath.

likes to be blindfolded, tied and fucked or use toys on her, never would have guessed it, very conservative looking

She was molested by her father for years as a child.
When her father got out of prison, her mother remarried him.
To this day her mother blames her for the remarriage because her mother asked her if it would be ok if she remarried him.
She was still a little kid when she asked her and she said yes because she thought her mother would be unhappy if she said no.
She has almost nightly panic attacks now.

she had an small business

I was the 28th guy to do so. At least that’s what she claims.

Most of you have seen a movie or two that she's been in.

She doesn't like sex and has a dry pussy.

She gave me a massage beforehand.

Sounds like my wife!?

She's studying forensic chemistry.

I like to watch mine get fucked too.

She's a bhutanese princess

Me too, hungarian pornstar quite famous 5 years ago. also did a casting with woodman but says she didn't fuck him.

Too smart, too pretty, too much like me, a strange combination of the 3, too bad she had something wrong I'm trying to understand...

I don't think I'll find one like her, better to see what else I could like in another woman

She's been married for almost 10 years and regularly cheats on her husband. She's a total nympho and can't go a day without being cockslammed. It was a bad decision because I don't know who else she's fucked recently.

Pic?

had dildo in her ass as i fucked puss
is persian girl

>feels good man

my last fuck apparently grew up in the sex trade from an early age.
white girl, not eastern european even. how does that even happen?
now she's 22 or something, so yeah.

you don't know the difference betwen bipolar and psychotic

Older lady I picked up online, let me bust inside and swallowed for me. She's a hippy and her house smells like patchouli

Hi Richard.

>picked up online
Elaborate please.

My room mate about a month ago.

I can't tell you anything interesting about her. Lol.
Let me fuck her ass almost immediately when I moved in.

Used to fool around in between her bf's being over but I put a stop to that. Too complicated pretending like I don't smash that as soon as they leave.

she just dumped my ass after almost 3 and a half years and I miss her more than anything

She was dying of cancer and I was drunk enough to pitty fuck a chick that I first thought was a skinhead

She's a computer engineer with a 132 IQ

I'm so jealous

My fiance. She is 23 but is only 4'11 and looks 14. She orgasms quick when you play with her ass.

whooops forgot one, her phone number started with 666 and I legit felt like shed stab me at some point if it worked longer than 3 months

this

More like 50+ then

Oh, and she has a heart tattoo on her right butt cheek.

ayy whaddup

found her on a dating site, chatted her up til she agreed to meet at a downtown bar for drinks. Got her tipsy, acted interested in her hippy-spiritualist-whatever philosophy then went to her place to shag.

She's 52 I'm 26, still hot for an older woman. She's eager to please

Any pics user?

Nice one bruv. Got any pictures of that milf?

She's my side bitch that's having a hard time coping being the other woman in my life

Why do you think so?

She comes home in like 10-20 mins, I can try to convince her.

She is now ill (but not because of me, it's just a rheum)

Fresh OC to meet the demand. Fuck yes, user. Fuck yes mate.

Her sister has a huge crush on me. I left some nudes out for her to see and I know she definitely saw them. Gonna see if I can pull a 3some or just fuck the sister

If this threads dies before she comes home I will make a thread of her.

She has hairy armpits, which for some reason I'm now weirdly into

sadly no I rekt my phone a few days ago and had to get a new one, lost all my good pics

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Sad.

She was my best freinds older married sister. She's also a doctor. It was at my freinds wedding. There has always been sexual tension between her and I, we both got a little to drunk and ended up in the back of her explorer. Her husband was at the wedding. Sitting back at the table with them was awkward.

I ALMOST had my dick inside a girl last night. But the story she told me made me revolt. I know her from a few years ago but we stopped talking for around 3-4 years. Last night we met again and while drinking some beers, she told me that she was diagnosticated with type I bipolar disorder, meaning that she has a lot of highs (manic) episodes where she loses the few grains of decency she has implanted in her mind and start to act like an authentic nympho. She recalled that she has had more than 50 dicks inside of her while remarking that she's prefers way more those guys who are endowed. Despite of the fact she's taking Lithium, she remarked that there's still a slim chance of suddenly becoming a whore and elongating her dicks count.

That story revolted me because, that's right, I'm an obssesive neurotic with low self-esteem and a loser regarding to girls.

She has fucked 100+ guy's
She's open to everything except scat
She is warming up to the idea of me pimping her out.
She loves watching girls get fucked by horses and dog's

She used to be thicc, now shes just a fat lump.

My friend wanted a baby but can't get pregnant, so I fucked her sister as a workaround until she pissed me off so much I couldn't bring myself to do anything as nice as sex for her anymore.

Also, no baby.

She was unexperienced, younger and we talked very often about sexual behavior. She turned 18 and then escalated very. She said I encouraged her. Dont feel bad about.

Also did gangbang?

That's the gamble with thick girls. Thick is lots of fun into it crosses the line and starts filling out those curves

How did you leave nudes out for her?

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>at SexHandler.getLastPartner(SexHandler.java:7597)

Not yet but close. I have found a swingers club near buy witch I will take her to in a few weeks

Same here

Nice. I hope you will succed