ITT: Describe your country as poorly as possible

ITT: Describe your country as poorly as possible
">We used to conquer a lot of places and rape their women"
">Now people from far away is conquering us with our consent"

UK?

ez, Sweden

Swefag

we win

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we clean toilets and do gardens over there
there's funny music men with mustaches

7x1

"> We invaded a lot of places"
">we lost them all in a 10 years period"
">now.... well ... it seems we don't love each other too much"

we had all the spices now we have just one herb

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my country conquered yours. There's a lot of mexicans here doing gardening and shit like that

we take five days holidays every year
we have best free speech
respect my ammo or I cry :'(
we kill concert goers as a hobby

uk?

we lots dirty dirty people and big river
dont kill cow, ok?

Good job with the meme arrows newfie

kek

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we used to be pretty good at marrying, but terrible at warfare. now we just kinda bitch and moan a lot while drinking the pain away...

>We ruled UK, Norway, bits of Sweden and little bits of Scotland
>now we are one of the smaller landmass countries.

how is this thread not more popular, it's such a fun idea kek... it's like the badly describe video games but you need more culure... that's mabe why it's not working kek

Keep winning America

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>3555
>4555
this is gonna fuck with me

germany

Checked my good sir.

what's wrong with them?

serbia

spain

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Germany's never had anything for more than a few years before they had their artzhen kicked and had to give it back

Pakistan

They obviously didn't turn meme color
Shitty bait or actual retardation

you put extra "

just put the arrows withou that

"> ok
> ok
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>retard

>>>>>ok

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We really liked potatoes but then there were no potatoes so we all died

Ireland.

we got more land n less population than ery1

Canada or maybe greenland

America with healthcare

Russia

India

nope.

neck clue

we got the biggest bouncing rats in the world
>and to give it away
our national dish is a meat pie and sauce

>we were doing fucking great until the rest of the world forced your diversity shit upon us
>your countries did way worse shit but for some reason we are the epitome of racism

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Because most people on Sup Forums are american and can't desctibe other places.

>lots of gold stolen from us
>nowadays filled with nignogs
>corruption

Correct! Haha! Millions perished!

Australia

yarp

The meatpie gave it away

LMAO spotted the indian

We take money from one country to fight it's enemies but instead prop them up instead, so that we keep on getting paid more and more.

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