Ask somebody who is living on Mars anything!

Ask somebody who is living on Mars anything!

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do you have gay rabbits

No I don't unfortunately, sorry.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Is your name Quaid?

is pineapple an acceptable pizza topping?

>Mars knows

if my bro Justin has a really smooth, feminine penis is it gay if I just suck on it a little while thinking about girls and boobs and stuff and mix his cum with mine and gargle it but thinking of boobs

The article was all I needed, thank you.

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2065001/Mars-addict-eats-12-bars-a-day.html

how is the delay?

not him but nope not gay

Did grow potato ?

>Ask somebody who is living on Mars anything!

How's the pizza up there, Mars bro?

I'm experiencing a slight internet connection problem at the moment anons due to the distance of me being far away from Earth. I will keep trying until the service comes available again.

Is Pluto a fucking planet!?

what factor sun cream do you use when you go to the beach?
Is same sex marriage legal there?
Are you a nigga, cracker, light brown, slant eyed, or a cunt?
do you prefer receiving cock or giving cock?
who really killed those stupid fat bastards in Vegas?
Does Luke skywalker really have an apartment there?
Why does that stupid cunt Trump want to nuke you as well as every fucka else?
what's it like getting a bj from a marsian?

your post arrived. youre back up again

Time stamped picture with some part of you, Mars' surface and living space clearly in view or GTFO.

How long is the delay?
Who is providing an internet signal to you?
Presumably it is wifi, what's the password?

No, it's a fucking Disney character.

Don't forget that it takes around 8-20 minutes for me to send these messages to you and for me to receive yours because of the distance. Why hasn't NASA fixed this issue already?..jeez

I can't since the thread would 404 before your reply would even arrive.

How's the wifi?

OH MY GOSH


Easy Easy
HolditdownHolditdown

They can't fix the issue because, you know, the constant speed of light and all you idiot.

Who's your Internet provider?

I'm staying inside of a base on the martian surface. They have given me enough supplies to last over the period of a few months on my mission and a space suit carrying some oxygen tanks. When everything runs out I can either resort to suicide or return back to my home planet.

Ziggo

Well I'm sure that I still have enough food and water to keep me surviving from the last time I checked.

But Pluto is a dog, and Goofy is a dog.
Goofy talks and wears clothes and drives a car, but Pluto crawls around on all fours, naked except for a collar, and eats out of a dish on the floor.
Is Pluto Mickey's gimp boyfriend?

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>Reverse image search for keks
>Mfw no results found

Mars isn't that red and they just look artificial, come on man. You'd be better off screenshotting and posting a red faction game.

more like "its bullshit, but i believe it".